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frickineh,

Also, it smells like ass, so even if it wasn’t harmful, smokers would still stink up everywhere they go.

frickineh,

I had to do it to impress Bill Clinton. Side note, he gave me the worst handshake I’ve ever had in my life, just competely limp, dead fish style. So I don’t give a shit if he was impressed with how many crunches I could do.

frickineh,

Maybe you can be a navy blue goth? It could work!

frickineh,

Me, telling all my coworkers about my cramps. And now, telling anyone who clicks on the post. I have cramps. They are really fucking bad. I want to die but I ordered ramen for dinner so I’m gonna wait until after I have that.

frickineh,

I think getting drunk before a christening is just sensible, because it’s boring.

frickineh,

Did you know that you can be the one that cancels?? I know, it sounds crazy, but I’ve done it and it totally works! Game changer.

frickineh,

Also, all the violence involved in the industry. I prefer my sparkly shit to involve less blood.

frickineh,

It might have been kind of sad the first playthrough, but then you find out Shaun grew up to kind of suck and scrapping all his shit is totally fine on replays. Byeee crib. Bye mobile and toys and whole entire house. I need to make myself a sick penthouse and some turrets.

frickineh,

If I don’t get a car I had no say in choosing with with an enormous bow on it tomorrow morning, I swear to god I’m gonna lose it.

frickineh,

I am! But not as much as I probably would’ve been if I hadn’t been (very slightly) prepared. I’m more mad that there’s no release date for the sequel now though.

frickineh,

Oh no, I’m watching it literally right this second on the other screen and I also didn’t realize it’s multiple movies. Oh man, I’m gonna be real mad in about 5 minutes.

The DCEU ends not with a bang, but a wimper. (lemmy.ml)

10 years after Zod’s snapped neck, Martha, “some kinda Suicide Squad”, CGI moustache, rennouncing your wish, the hiearchy of power changing, and Speed Force PS1 graphics, the DC Extended Universe finally comes to a close. And it ends the same way it started - with a Rotten score....

frickineh,

If the trailer is any indication (and I know it isn’t always), it’s bad and the cast is really phoning it in. Jason Momoa has never been a great actor but every word he says sounds like he’s reading it from notes he wrote on his hand. Nicole Kidman is like, “things are bad” with the same tone of voice I say, “we’re out of milk.” Just really terrible.

frickineh,

Buddy, that’s kind of the good side of fandom. The bad side is all the people telling you you’re a stupid piece of shit if you like X character/plot/episode/whatever. Also, the ones writing the really fucked up fanfic that makes you say, “um what the hell happened to you?”

frickineh,

I put a little butter on them sometimes and it’s delicious but everyone thinks I’m crazy until they try it. I wish I had some saltines right now.

frickineh,

Yeah it does. I ordered pineapple and olive this weekend and they gave me like, 6 olives on the whole thing, so I’m very jealous.

frickineh,

Are they though? He’s been pretty openly transphobic.

frickineh,

pergenat?

frickineh,

I have a cricut collecting dust. Maybe I should start an etsy for bananapants vehicular rants.

frickineh,

All of your podcasts will be bad. Don’t start a podcast.

frickineh,

I feel like even a botanist would know a seagull because their assholery is so epic. The seagull’s assholery, not the botanists’, that is.

frickineh,

I’m guessing the fact that no one could even talk about the movie until like 5 minutes ago didn’t help. I had no idea it was even coming out until a couple of days ago because the SAG strike kept everyone from doing press.

frickineh,

Shit, it’s $15 per person in Denver. An annual pass would work on me for sure. I have the zoo and the science museum but a girl can only afford so many memberships.

frickineh,

Progressives routinely vote in ways that conservatives would consider against our interests. Fot example, I don’t have kids and never will, but I always vote for policies that will improve schools, pay teachers more, etc, even though technically I’m spending money on something that doesn’t benefit me directly. It’s just that progressives see that we all benefit from having a healthy, happy, well-educated population, while conservatives only care if they (or maybe a handful of family/friends) benefit and don’t care about anyone outside of that circle, particularly.

frickineh,

Oh no, now I want to take all the zoo birds on a trip to see new things. If you see some lady on the news who got arrested for gently packing the local cockatoos into her car, know that it’s the fault of this comic.

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