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frickineh,

If I don’t get a car I had no say in choosing with with an enormous bow on it tomorrow morning, I swear to god I’m gonna lose it.

frickineh,

Ooh this is so fancy! I like it a lot.

frickineh,

Did you know that you can be the one that cancels?? I know, it sounds crazy, but I’ve done it and it totally works! Game changer.

frickineh,

My dog would just wish for food, so she may not have any wishes. She’d just get so fat she couldn’t move if it was up to her.

frickineh,

I’m willing to do it but only if I can have some kind of extra power, like invisibility or flight or my floss never knotting. You know, something impossible.

frickineh,

I think getting drunk before a christening is just sensible, because it’s boring.

frickineh,

Maybe you can be a navy blue goth? It could work!

frickineh,

Period cramps, so sadly not the right kind. The solution is to remove my demon spawn uterus, but taking time off for surgery in the US is just a whole fucking thing. I have been thinking about trying magnesium for the calf cramps I get sometimes, though.

frickineh,

Thanks, I think it will. Worth living for.

frickineh,

Me, telling all my coworkers about my cramps. And now, telling anyone who clicks on the post. I have cramps. They are really fucking bad. I want to die but I ordered ramen for dinner so I’m gonna wait until after I have that.

frickineh,

I am! But not as much as I probably would’ve been if I hadn’t been (very slightly) prepared. I’m more mad that there’s no release date for the sequel now though.

frickineh,

Oh no, I’m watching it literally right this second on the other screen and I also didn’t realize it’s multiple movies. Oh man, I’m gonna be real mad in about 5 minutes.

frickineh,

Peanut butter is good too. That’s for when I feel like making marginally better choices, though (because then I can say, “Well it has protein?”)

frickineh,

I put a little butter on them sometimes and it’s delicious but everyone thinks I’m crazy until they try it. I wish I had some saltines right now.

frickineh,

I had to do it to impress Bill Clinton. Side note, he gave me the worst handshake I’ve ever had in my life, just competely limp, dead fish style. So I don’t give a shit if he was impressed with how many crunches I could do.

frickineh,

That’s some of it, but there are high school kids who come in to my office and literally write like 5 year olds. I mean holding the pen like little kids do, handwriting that’s a dead ringer for my kindergarten work books, all of it. Those kids were struggling way before COVID.

frickineh,

It might have been kind of sad the first playthrough, but then you find out Shaun grew up to kind of suck and scrapping all his shit is totally fine on replays. Byeee crib. Bye mobile and toys and whole entire house. I need to make myself a sick penthouse and some turrets.

frickineh,

Buddy, that’s kind of the good side of fandom. The bad side is all the people telling you you’re a stupid piece of shit if you like X character/plot/episode/whatever. Also, the ones writing the really fucked up fanfic that makes you say, “um what the hell happened to you?”

frickineh,

They said fan art of characters fucking. That’s pretty normal. Not my thing, but I get it. There are WAY, way worse things people create than that that go way beyond even kinky sex. I’m pretty sure just the tags on AO3 for some of it have scarred me for life.

frickineh,

Also, all the violence involved in the industry. I prefer my sparkly shit to involve less blood.

The DCEU ends not with a bang, but a wimper. (lemmy.ml)

10 years after Zod’s snapped neck, Martha, “some kinda Suicide Squad”, CGI moustache, rennouncing your wish, the hiearchy of power changing, and Speed Force PS1 graphics, the DC Extended Universe finally comes to a close. And it ends the same way it started - with a Rotten score....

frickineh,

If the trailer is any indication (and I know it isn’t always), it’s bad and the cast is really phoning it in. Jason Momoa has never been a great actor but every word he says sounds like he’s reading it from notes he wrote on his hand. Nicole Kidman is like, “things are bad” with the same tone of voice I say, “we’re out of milk.” Just really terrible.

frickineh,

Also, it smells like ass, so even if it wasn’t harmful, smokers would still stink up everywhere they go.

frickineh,

Thank you! I’m pretty happy with how it came out, even if there was a little cursing as I did roughly 80 billion tiny split stitches.

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