funkless_eck

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funkless_eck,

Who’s a good VP of Finance?

Dad this is an important board meeting

funkless_eck,

easy and quick ill agree with. But I’d much rather have a food truck taco or bao.

funkless_eck,

since UHD/4K you can sometimes see their pulse in their neck

funkless_eck,

should be avocado toast then

funkless_eck,

that it holds that social practices are created from social practice and not inherited from immutable law, enabling criticism of the underlying machinations of society without being hindered by the argument that such machinations are an inherited and instinctual product of nature and thus unalterable.

funkless_eck,

personally I think its better to be afraid of real things that are happening than things made up by Facebook boomers.

why this particular issue fools even the most technical of people I’ll never know.

funkless_eck,

without an identifiable accent

so… like Borat?

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their reply: “oh so just normal male bonding, then?”

funkless_eck, (edited )

in the 1600s the adverb “bad” went from meaning “incorrect” to being an intensifier - “they wanted that badly” (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).

This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [they wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as “badass” or “baddie”, understanding subconsciously that is implied that it’s an extender of wanting/liking something “a lot” (“badly”).

funkless_eck,

15-20 years ago I remember digging through my internet cache when this happened

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

funkless_eck,

we speak or write February 29th 2023.

oh, yeah? Remind me of the date of “America’s birthday” again?

funkless_eck,

yeah it’s better with a K

Kortal Combat

funkless_eck,

kinda. IIRC some greentext 4chan anon said it gave them superhuman concentration which kicked it off.

Probably it just meant they concentrated normally without jerking off 10 times a day

funkless_eck,

its called NaNoWriMo

funkless_eck,

when your car is under fire, yes.

funkless_eck,

Floating toilet heads flirt as a method of stealing your food, which only happens in Ohio as thats where a lot of cryptids are supposed to come from, and also have voluptuous posteriors, an ultra-capitalist competitive outlook, and I am so confident this is the truth I will mock your relative performance to mine as inadequate and, finally, a dog joins in as a non sequitur because humans are doing it and using synecdoche I am implying you are also just a sheep.

You can call me Baby Gronk Rizz King, Livvy Just Rizzed Him Up

I am fucking 40 years old by the way.

funkless_eck,

pay people enough to be able to first

funkless_eck,

Barbara is dead from cancer my gout is back

funkless_eck,

interesting. I haven’t engaged in any online dialog about the expanse so maybe this is a super unpopular opinion but I felt the actor seemed really uncomfortable with the swearing and didn’t start off as that kind of character and just weirdly changed one episode

Amos on the other hand was incredible. He, Drummer, Draper and Miller really carried that show.

funkless_eck,

well they did have their own language until we fucked them out of it

funkless_eck,

and sight and insults

funkless_eck,

I’m just being a smartass. Although, Americans do have trouble renaming things.

This message sent from a Robert E. Lee phone

funkless_eck,

oh don’t worry if you live like this that’ll hardly ever happen

funkless_eck,

that voice seems to be coming from the cats anus

funkless_eck,

and then just a big word METAPHOR across all of it

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