funkless_eck

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funkless_eck,

🎵 the lap dance is better when the stripper has stiiickers 🎵

funkless_eck,

Newbie here but wouldn’t it be


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?

funkless_eck,

I for one am glad I have no idea what’s going on here. I already know too much dumb shit.

funkless_eck,

It’s The Grapes of Being A Bit Miffed actually

funkless_eck,

easy and quick ill agree with. But I’d much rather have a food truck taco or bao.

funkless_eck, (edited )

spare me the monologue from S1E1 of Girls. No, its not a good thing that a massive corporation can make cardboard food similar across a global supply chain.

It’s wasteful, decadent, corpo-simp trash thats bad for the individual, the society and the ecosystem.

And it’s not even pleasant food. That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it - but like enjoying b-movies, or bad music, or silly clothing… you’re not enjoying it because it’s good.

funkless_eck,

since UHD/4K you can sometimes see their pulse in their neck

funkless_eck,

I mean it’s still not good - watching an episode is like pulling teeth to me.

funkless_eck,

that it holds that social practices are created from social practice and not inherited from immutable law, enabling criticism of the underlying machinations of society without being hindered by the argument that such machinations are an inherited and instinctual product of nature and thus unalterable.

funkless_eck,

apart from him wanting to conserve the status quo?

funkless_eck,

sometimes I do look at women - even attractive women - and see a man’s face in a moment of contextual disassociation. And vice versa. And I think about how maybe men and women don’t really look facially that dissimilar, there’s just a lot of context that affects our perception.

I am terminally bisexual though so maybe thats part of it.

funkless_eck,

personally I think its better to be afraid of real things that are happening than things made up by Facebook boomers.

why this particular issue fools even the most technical of people I’ll never know.

funkless_eck,

without an identifiable accent

so… like Borat?

funkless_eck,

their reply: “oh so just normal male bonding, then?”

funkless_eck, (edited )

in the 1600s the adverb “bad” went from meaning “incorrect” to being an intensifier - “they wanted that badly” (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).

This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [they wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as “badass” or “baddie”, understanding subconsciously that is implied that it’s an extender of wanting/liking something “a lot” (“badly”).

funkless_eck,

15-20 years ago I remember digging through my internet cache when this happened

funkless_eck,

yeah it’s better with a K

Kortal Combat

funkless_eck,

kinda. IIRC some greentext 4chan anon said it gave them superhuman concentration which kicked it off.

Probably it just meant they concentrated normally without jerking off 10 times a day

funkless_eck,

its called NaNoWriMo

funkless_eck,

when your car is under fire, yes.

funkless_eck,

Floating toilet heads flirt as a method of stealing your food, which only happens in Ohio as thats where a lot of cryptids are supposed to come from, and also have voluptuous posteriors, an ultra-capitalist competitive outlook, and I am so confident this is the truth I will mock your relative performance to mine as inadequate and, finally, a dog joins in as a non sequitur because humans are doing it and using synecdoche I am implying you are also just a sheep.

You can call me Baby Gronk Rizz King, Livvy Just Rizzed Him Up

I am fucking 40 years old by the way.

funkless_eck,

well they did have their own language until we fucked them out of it

funkless_eck,

isn’t there an irony that this comment itself would get laughed out of middle school debate club?

funkless_eck,

I’m just being a smartass. Although, Americans do have trouble renaming things.

This message sent from a Robert E. Lee phone

funkless_eck,

and then just a big word METAPHOR across all of it

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