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intensely_human,

Buy some cat grass so they can eat that instead of your other plants.

intensely_human,

Perhaps LEED should be replaced by a bunch of smaller certifications, each covering only a tiny subset.

It is nice to have one logo you can stick on a building, instead of lots of them. But after a little pushing it could be normalized to have a spot for multiple plaques near the entrance of a building, showing which certs it has earned.

Then you have a lower bar for entry and owners can choose a la carte what they want to strive for, and disregard the rest.

Like, a sound isolation rating on an apartment building would be a huge selling point. Have a certifying company that brings in big speakers and microphones and tests room-to-room sound conduction. Then you get a certification for the soundproofing.

I guess the nice thing about private cert authorities is anybody can just do this. It would take a while to get recognized but you could solve the two-sided marketplace problem pretty easily.

intensely_human,

Yup, nothing to figure out there. At the end of the day it’s just siberian any other coffin

intensely_human,

There’s got to be some kind of Vice Putin isn’t there? A guy who can step in and rule with an iron fist and keep things running? Or is this just some kind of jackal feeding frenzy sort of situation when he dies?

intensely_human,

Nano machine lost in pocket. Putin die.

intensely_human,

Was Dolly done in a vat? You can clone humans no problem. It’s just the age difference that’s the problem. And you don’t get to transfer the mind but we’ll have that figure out soon too.

intensely_human,

I’ve done this. It never crossed my mind other people didn’t. You have some butter nearby and you’re eating crackers? You put the butter on the crackers.

It’s like finding a thread where people are going “Try butting butter on the toast. I know it sounds weird [no?] but you gotta try it.” and others “Oh yeah my grandma used to do that”

intensely_human,

“I kinda like it actually”

“Shut up, Nart”

“But —“

“It’s a horrible life”

intensely_human,

I just realized I’ve never tried butter on an apple. Butter on fruit generally.

intensely_human,

What’s the best analogy or wording you’ve found for conveying the nature of the problem to people?

intensely_human,

They are ILLEGAL, DANGEROUS, and NONEXISTENT. Get it straight!

intensely_human,

You’re fired

intensely_human,

Open the window too, get some air moving in there

intensely_human,

Sales go up

intensely_human,

One of my biggest disabilities is my inability to throw a game I’m playing. I just can’t do it

intensely_human,

I have this problem with the board game Go.

It has a perfect handicap system, and the game sucks if you don’t use the correct handicap, but I simply can’t get people to play me with a handicap because they think it’s shameful. They want to play me without a handicap, then I mop the floor with them.

But we can have a really good game that’s really engaging if we use a handicap.

intensely_human,

God I wish I could do ranked sex, and always be placed with opponents my own level.

You and me, baby. Bronze 3 division.

intensely_human,

ABC here

intensely_human,

Eddie Gordo wins again!

Tips on making your data less sellable?

A charity I’m volunteering for and a contractor I know insist I have a facebook account for contact reasons. Naturally I bought a separate device to use for that, but I was wondering if there were ways to make my data undesirable to potential buyers. So far I got the obvious tiennamen square posting and that gay putin pic, but...

intensely_human,

Be weird. Be a weird fucking outlier of a person. Then you degrade the signal quality of any data pool yours is added to.

Just be fuckin weird as possible

intensely_human,

“Uh actually it’s pronounced Gilbert. Get it right you dirty bitch. Gil, Bert. Just like that”

intensely_human,

I woke up this morning three hours after my alarm (work started quite late so I was fine in that regard), with my phone sitting next to me (I keep it across the room). What’s more is I also had a salt shaker next to me, and a big pile of salt underneath me.

So apparently this happened:

  • My alarm went off
  • I got up, went across the room, and turned it off
  • Then I went to the kitchen and got a salt shaker
  • Then I shook that shaker over my bed for a long time. Or, I unscrewed the cap and poured the salt then screwed the cap back on. It was a lot of salt. Like a couple tablespoons at least
  • Went back to sleep
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