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My dad has used SQL forever and calls it "Sequel."

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It's been a ludicrous display.

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That's Doug Heffernan. He's the unofficial "king" of Queens in NYC.

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Bonus points if you moan or grunt a little as you glug.

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This should be illegal. I don't have a good solution to it, but it should be illegal. At least for me.

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I guess they'll hire anybody these days, shortage of willing workers and all that.

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0/5 - They were clearly going for a Fix It Felix/Wreck It Ralph vibe with all the cartoon characters popping up in the background, but I didn't recognize a single one of the cartoons or voices. A real missed opportunity. Could've been a great, fun little film.

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This is a great way to divide a larger hard drive (say 1 TB) into two smaller (500 GB) drives.

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Investigators found traces of beef stroganoff on the chair formerly occupied by Rep. Lauren Boebert during the infamous Beetlejuice musical in Denver.

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Food experts at Queen Margaret University (QMU) in Edinburgh say their new 100% plant-based ingredient is 70% better for the environment.

And with 80% less saturated fat and 30% fewer calories, they are also hailing PALM-ALT as a significantly healthier option.

Scientists also noted that 60% of the time, it works 100% of the time.

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Those go against HOA rules.

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This is the future I didn't know I wanted. But it seems like a good way to make Snowpiercer reality in record time.

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Enjoy being stuck behind the asshole in a C130 with trucknutz.

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Muddin' on the weekends!

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God Bless America.

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Yep, "Fat Albert" JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) C130.

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Where the hell am I supposed to put my boat?

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What am I, an Olympic athlete?

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The researchers plan to continue investigating horses’ abilities to detect sadness, particularly whether they can detect sadness amongst other negative emotions.

Researcher: "DO YOU EVEN CARE THAT I'M HURTING!?"

Horse:

ivanafterall,
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The average human has eight spiders climb into their butthole over the course of their lives.

ivanafterall,
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How long until Tennessee Republicans aim legislation at the giraffe with no spots?

Also the children's book writes itself. Easy $1 billion to the first person that writes "The Giraffe Who Had No Spots."

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That dog's just looking at dat ass.

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Looks like the wrong object was selected when applying Voronoi fracture.

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Nice! Good to know!

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Reminds me of an old C.S. Lewis sci-fi book (Perelandra) that had massive floating islands on top of the waves like this.

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