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It could be one of those interactive amusement park rides that sprays you.

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Aren't they all just portraits of military men?

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Do you think people with arms never eat soup?

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Don't worry, I'm pretty strong, so it's not even h-heavy...

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ROTFLMAO, what a clever reference, you brainy jackal!

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I mean...had he survived, he wouldn't have even had a home to return to, so...wasn't it for the best, really?

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You feel more like a shitpost than a wholesome meme.

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Sounds like a flight with a lot of nice amanatees.

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Glad you like it. The oldest one did the sign. Shall we say $1?

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Bonus points if you moan or grunt a little as you glug.

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I guess they'll hire anybody these days, shortage of willing workers and all that.

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0/5 - They were clearly going for a Fix It Felix/Wreck It Ralph vibe with all the cartoon characters popping up in the background, but I didn't recognize a single one of the cartoons or voices. A real missed opportunity. Could've been a great, fun little film.

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This is a great way to divide a larger hard drive (say 1 TB) into two smaller (500 GB) drives.

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Investigators found traces of beef stroganoff on the chair formerly occupied by Rep. Lauren Boebert during the infamous Beetlejuice musical in Denver.

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Was it moist and gooey or dry and flakey?

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Is vocalcore a thing? I bet you'd love it.

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The basic Bose AE headphones are still the most comfortable I've ever owned. They eventually fell apart and they were always a bit too quiet (needed an external amp ideally), but I was almost more comfortable with them on than with them off.

Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"

Hey Lemmy! I have a rather unusual request that requires your creative thinking. I'm embarking on a 3-day pooping marathon (don't ask why), and I need food suggestions that will maximize my bathroom visits. Feel free to get wild with your ideas! Bonus points if the food also makes me sweat. Let's make this a memorable...

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GUYS, IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'M GONNA GET REALLY, REALLY MAD! ;( - spez

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