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jballs,
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Well that was certainly horrifyingly accurate.

jballs,
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Ooooff that humor was a bit dark for me to see first thing in the morning.

jballs,
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No cap?

jballs,
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I think women know about shrinkage…

jballs,
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As weird as it sounds, paying for a meal delivery service has really cut down our cost for food. We used to be poor planners, so would just go to the store and buy staples without having actual meals planned out in advance. More often than not, nothing really looked good or we wouldn’t have all the ingredients to make a meal, so we’d order out.

For the price of ordering out once a week, we now have ingredients for 3 or 4 meals delivered to the house every week. Then it takes the guess work out of planning, because it narrows down our options to what we had delivered.

Sure, it’s more expensive than doing the planning ourselves and going to the store to buy the ingredients. But it sure does save us a lot of money overall, since we now eat out less than once a week, instead of multiple times per week.

jballs,
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I’m more asking about how it is sleeping with the mask on your face with a hose.

jballs,
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dancing is for everyone, just gotta find the right headspace

This is exactly it. I used to hate dancing because I felt that I couldn’t dance and everyone would look at me and laugh. It took a bit to realize that literally no one who is dancing is judging the other people around them. They’re just out there moving around and having a good time. You can literally walk on to a dance floor and just vaguely move around a bit bouncing your head, and you’ll fit right in.

jballs,
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Time to become a Sixer

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I’ll be damned if that’s not the most relevant xkcd that I’ve ever seen.

jballs,
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He knows you’re not in the sudoers file

So he’ll report your ass again

jballs,
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Alright alright alright

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This was a reference to a dude a few months ago who needed diet recommendations that would make him not poop for 3 days. He ruled out a few things but for the most part, refused to elaborate as to why.

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I remember Conan O’Brian doing a joke about this. He said something like “Many people reported having explosive diarrhea after eating an entire family sized bag of Doritos with Olestra. Oddly enough, those eating a family sized bag of regular Doritos without Olestra… also experienced explosive diarrhea.”

He said it funnier, but that was the gist of it.

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I’m reading a short book by Patrick Rothfuss (The Narrow Road Between Desires). This dude is such a notoriously slow writer that it drives me crazy. He had the audacity to do an author’s introduction where he said this was an existing story of his, but he added 15k words to it. I’m like… what is that, a couple weeks? Write faster, you bastard!

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I hear you can save a lot of time by writing Lemmy comments while masturbating.

jballs,
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I suspect FooBarrington might be a cat irl…

jballs,
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Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

jballs,
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¿Porque no los dos?

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I feel like there’s a curve of where this could work. For the extremely technically illiterate or technically literate, you’d be ok. But for the middle chunk of the population, it’d be more confusing than it’s worth.

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I will be posting 1 upvote (mine) and 0 comment posts until I die instead of choosing to be productive.

Masimatutu, to memes
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Impossible

@memes
h/t to @StefanThinks

jballs,
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Haha I’m guessing he was just in an argumentative mood and assumed all replies would be fighting with him. Sometimes that adrenaline kicks in when you see an Inbox notification.

jballs,
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You can’t make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark

jballs,
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Many years from now you’ll be on your deathbed, surrounded by loved ones. Before slipping away peacefully, you will share with them your only regret in life… not eating more pizza.

jballs,
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Is it just me or is that an unnecessarily long swatch?

Also there’s probably a dick joke in here somewhere…

jballs,
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Finish Breaking Bad: “Well I suppose I should watch Better Call Saul.”

Finished Better Call Saul: “Well I suppose I should watch Breaking Bad.”

Rinse and repeat.

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