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metaStatic,

“Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking”

metaStatic,

I think you just solved the housing crisis because this lives rent free in my head

metaStatic,

if buying isn't owning piracy isn't stealing

metaStatic,

welcome to the fediverse. Boost = retweet ;)

metaStatic,

All war is crime.

The real question is can an occupying force claim self defence?

metaStatic,

Remember when you could just be fight gender without injecting hormones and cutting your bits off?

metaStatic,

I've run into this a few times talking about my Sisters partner.

I just call him her husband now.

metaStatic,

"count backwards from 100"

I got to 95 and some dude comes out in a clown outfit.

metaStatic,

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

metaStatic,

you need to find a Kirk shot because them both wearing a yellow shirt is perfection

metaStatic,

Someone driving the same speed? What if I want to change lanes you dumb bitch.

metaStatic,

every time I think I've found the perfect woman it's just 3 raccoons in a trench coat that rob me again

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