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I’m just a simple man, trying to make his way in the universe.

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Yes, everybody grows old.

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Y?

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Eh, I think this community would lead to me seeing even more posts shilling for companies. No thanks.

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I’m so glad to live in a country where gun stores are a foreign concept.

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Yes! They’re extinct.

Or perhaps that’s exactly what they want us to think…

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Judging by the expiration date on the back of the capri sun, it could’ve been anytime since the big bang up until today!

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Master Qui-Gon sir, what are midichlorians?

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You’ll notice that the salmon is no longer alive.

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The phrases pictured are correct.

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Oui oui baguette. Thanks for clarifying!

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Nah the ants are our buds, bro

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Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

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He is not amused.

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Joe mama

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No, that’s a Civic, you’re thinking of the integer between six and eight.

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Derek’s middle testicle

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Idk man… Guns are kinda phallic… Wouldn’t it be gay to make one shoot??

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Possibly

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Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today… ;)

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It’s fucking hilarious how x.com still redirects to twitter.com

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If so, I need one.

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Did people make you? If so, yes!

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A fedora will always add at least 10 ugly points, unless you happen to live in the 1920s.

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Roko can eat my entire ass

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I’d just call them human gametes.

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