slazer2au

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slazer2au,

Seeing as 99%of my messages are memes to my wife the AI better be cranking out some dank ones asap.

slazer2au,

Mine still does. 2 Sim slots and a SD slot. Not one of those Sim/sd combo ports.

slazer2au,

When living out bush in Australia forrest fires and floods are a real threat. My prep was the tried and true method of “she’ll be right mate”.

slazer2au,

Self humour from people posting the meme not from her herself.

slazer2au,

Dissolve everything into Cash equivalents, yeet it all into a trust and make all the children beneficiary of the trust.
As for material items you don’t care who gets “The McGuffin” so will it in a way that they must agree to to who gets what.

Your post makes you out to be one of those assholeish aristocratic wankers who only cares how their legacy is handed down.

slazer2au,

It shall be, haven’t need to the shop yet to deposit it in the glass receptical.

slazer2au,

My wife, she plays mobile games where you get temporary boosts if you watch an ad.

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

slazer2au,

Written language doesn’t have to follow spoken language. The ISO is for written things not spoken.

slazer2au,

Had one customer when working for an ISP would call anytime he ‘felt like’ his internet was slow. No shock, each time he called was because someone else at the office was working and using the internet correctly. As the contract renewal came about I recommend we don’t renew his contract and cut ties, the boss was confused about this because this discussion never came up before.
I showed the boss the customer ticket history and how we are loosing money on this customer after considering support costs.

The boss agreed and oh boy the client wasn’t happy when we told him.

Best way to go about getting CompTIA certifications?

I’m looking to get the A+ and Networking certs only because I’ll probably be laid off soon and I want to make myself even more marketable. Right now I’m a software developer with 8 years of Java experience, and from my initial studying I think the certifications shouldn’t be too hard....

slazer2au, (edited )

if you are a software dev then I would say go for the CCNA and DevOps certs.
After that go for an AWS or Azure AZ-900

slazer2au,

Needs an option to filter out games that don’t work on modern android

slazer2au,

Like the Wikipedia game? Not likely but you can make it.

slazer2au,

C’Tan from 40K

Causes the Necrons to be a short lived race because the C’Tan living in their sun. A series of wars happen and the C’Tan is like “oh hi, we can make you ‘immortal’”

Turns the civilisation of Necrons into the slave machine race we know in 40K

slazer2au,

Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.

slazer2au,

If so, What sorts of things can i do to avoid being tracked? Preferably without too much comprimise.

Stop using Chrome based browsers. Use Firefox or a Firefox derivative. Use adblockers such as Ublock origin or Adnausem, a plugin that will hide ads from you and click on the ads to mess up your digital footprint. Consent-o-matic is a plugin that will decline any cookies request from sites.

More technical inclined, For your home set your DNS servers to DNS.adguard.com, again blocks ads. Use containers with Firefox, it will limit the cross site tracking when you see a share with Google/Facebook/twitter. Those share butts are particularly nasty.

slazer2au,

But what about all those reward points I am missing out on? If I spend big now, in a decade I may be able to cash them in on a shitty kettle.

slazer2au,

Generally sitting too much/ bad posture/not enough exercise.

yesterday I posted a funny picture, and without any message, it got deleted from my profile.. how censure work here?

I can see why the picture was deleted, but shouldnt get a message telling me the exact reason. Or was it so downvoted, that message got deleted after some threshold… Like how you cant post for a few hours when you are downvoted ....

slazer2au,

Did you call the post “the average lemmist”?

Of so the post was removed by a mod a couple hours ago.
lemmy.world/modlog?page=1&userId=1212245

slazer2au,

Glitter bomb without the glitter. I like it.

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