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starman2112, to lemmyshitpost in 🤢...
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Be the change you want to see in the world! We’re at the beginning of greatness here, the tip of a drill that will pierce the fediverse, carving out a meme that future generations will never see the bottom of!

Ah, the ol’ Lemmy Dish-aroo!

starman2112, to memes in Eternal struggle. But swapped
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Literally exactly me irl

I can physically feel people’s interest dissolve as soon as I start talking about something I find interesting

starman2112, to starwarsmemes in Not Sparks.
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What about my millennial or younger?

starman2112, to starwarsmemes in Not Sparks.
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I liked the sequels a lot actually

starman2112, (edited ) to memes in Being the only able-bodied guy in my building
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On the one hand, salt destroys cars, which is based. On the other hand, salt destroying cars means more cars get bought, which is cringe. On the third hand, salt makes it easier to walk, which is based. On the fourth hand, salt is notoriously bad for the environment (nobody ever threatened to beet juice someone’s fields, you know) which is hella cringe.

I guess what I’m saying is skip the salt, use beet juice, and lay out spike strips on the road

starman2112, to memes in Don't read classical philosophers, they're cringe
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The only moral use of AI voice imitation

starman2112, to lemmyshitpost in Venus by Tuesday
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That was hyperbole, I don’t know if it’s been -20°F across the entire country at any one time, but there was a couple years ago when we had that big freeze and Texas almost died

But also gets that low in my own city sometimes

starman2112, to lemmyshitpost in Venus by Tuesday
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Even as the US hits record setting lows, the temperature of the planet as a whole remains above average. If it’s -20°F across the entire US, how hot must the rest of the planet be?

starman2112, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in See? You still have a chance!
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I live in a city of about 500,000

Of course, I’m not dating anyone outside my acceptable range, which is about 20 years wide. Assuming an even distribution of people across all ages 1 to 100, this narrows it to 20%, or 100,000 people

Of course I’m more interested in ladies than fellas, so I’m gonna cut it to 51% based on gender, so 51,000 potential matches

We’re pretty evenly split politically, and imma be real I ain’t dating someone who’s gonna vote desantis, so let’s cut that in half again to 25,500

About 7% of people share my dietary preferences, and it’s a strong enough moral conviction that it’s a dealbreaker. That number is higher in people who share my political leanings, though, so let’s consider it 14%, or 3570.

Now I just have to figure out the odds that the <1% of people that I would be interested in would be interested in me. If it is just 1%, then there are around 36 dudes, ladies, and nonbinary maties in this city that I could conceivably go out with

starman2112, to lemmyshitpost in Especially on Lemmy
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Me looking through these comments to see if there’s any names that I look at like this

starman2112, (edited ) to memes in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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Here’s the thing. You said “nålbinding is knitting.”

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies knitting, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls nålbinding knitting. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing.

If you’re saying “knitting family” you’re referring to the hobby of weaving, which includes things from crochet to macramé to plaiting.

So your reasoning for calling nålbinding knitting is because random people “call fabric crafting knitting?” Let’s get felting and tatting in there, then, too.

Also, calling something knitting or weaving? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. Nålbinding is nålbinding and a member of the knitting family. But that’s not what you said. You said a nålbinding is knitting, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the knitting family knitting, which means you’d call macramé, plaiting, and other weaving methods knitting, too. Which you said you don’t.

It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?

starman2112, to thefarside in 15 January 2024
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It’s funny because centipedes don’t need parking lots lol

starman2112, (edited ) to memes in If pants wore pants...
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Did the pants on the left split its legs down the middle?

starman2112, to science_memes in Let's goooooo
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Make it ice cream cake and I am in

starman2112, to memes in And that's why I am the way I am
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I’m strong but I’m weak

I’m fast but I’m slow

I’m Tom but I’m Neo baby

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