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starman2112, to lemmyshitpost in Why is this so hard
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Highlight of my life was shortly after I broke my arm, someone saw me struggling with one of these one-handed and opened it for me like the damn lockpicking lawyer. I’ve considered taking my sling with me shopping ever since, in case I need another good Samaritan to open one of these godforsaken bags again

starman2112, to lemmyshitpost in If only it was like that
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Yeah I guess I agree, 0 to 40 makes much more sense in the context of temperatures humans typically exist in than 0 to 100

starman2112, to memes in I've made a terrible mistake
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I have never used righty tighty, lefty loosey in practice. It will always, always be an imaginary milk jug.

starman2112, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in If only it was like that
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Fahrenheit is the best human-focused temperature scale. 0 is super cold, 100 is super hot, 50 is the line between short sleeve and long sleeve weather (assuming no wind). Anything outside these bounds, it simply isn’t worth going outside. But then everyone at a latitude <|37|° will say “that’s not that hot” and everyone at a latitude >|40|° will say “that’s not that cold,” so really it’s the best Kansas-focused temperature scale

starman2112, to thefarside in 29 December 2023
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“They’re not my armadillos to spend” is my go-to lie

starman2112, to thefarside in 29 December 2023
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But what if your spares break? Gotta keep at least one spare per spare, I say

starman2112, (edited ) to asklemmy in What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?
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100% of this. It’s not just that I don’t need the screen space, it’s that my hands are not capable of holding my s22 without touching the screen because they had the fucking stupid idea to wrap the screen around the sides. I’m convinced the engineers at samsung are running an experiment to see how fucking stupid their phones can get without losing sales.

starman2112, to thefarside in 25 December 2023
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I think this might be my favorite, it tells an entire story with multiple characters, but without any people or dialogue happening in the frame

starman2112, to memes in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.
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Nah, you gotta own it. Capitulating to toxic masculinity and calling your dress a tunic to avoid ridicule is alpha cuck shit. “Please don’t make fun of me, I’m not wearing a skirt, it’s a kilt!” Nah, this is a skirt and it is so much more comfortable than your denim jeans. We’re shopping at target, Braxton, not working on a farm. My outfit is the superior one for this activity

starman2112, to lemmyshitpost in kawaii mouth breathing
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I can see it. It’s hard to tell whether they’re excessively frayed or fur-lined, which would be weird for short shorts

starman2112, to lemmyshitpost in kawaii mouth breathing
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starman2112, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in kawaii mouth breathing
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starman2112, to memes in Same
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Yeah, it’s based

starman2112, to asklemmy in What groups you are unwillingly associated with? How you handle it?
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I watch a ton of anime, and I hate weebs so damn much

starman2112, to memes in Utterly insane
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He should be made to repay Nintendo for every dollar they can prove he cost them

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