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Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: wreckedcarzz.com

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“daaaad, mom is horny again! why does it always have to be me to suck her tits? THIS IS WHY I SUCK COCK, FOR SPITE! fucking weirdos.” -a 20something kid

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they must all be men now

Hopefully their transition went well

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
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“make” them

cop drops two mags into a non-threat

HE MADE ME DO IT!

reloads for a third mag

gotta be sure

wreckedcarzz,
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Unless they hate their family and want to see them come crashing down in a ball of fire and misery, finally getting what they deserve for decades of pain they themselves created

…why are you looking at me like that

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Well I need to investigate this for, uh, important research purposes…

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Yeah ima go ahead and slap a

[citation needed]

all over that until a cite is provided

wreckedcarzz,
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lemmyshitpost

Uhhh not sure that is the usual check…

wreckedcarzz,
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ootl is twitch expanding into the amateur porn market orrrrrr

wreckedcarzz,
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You act like that doesn’t look like shit now lol

wreckedcarzz,
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With the prism project ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM ) along with things like 641A ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_641A ), G doesn’t need to send anything. The nsa is already swallowing it whole.

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Imagine you’re chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

wreckedcarzz,
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As a disabled dude, I laughed harder than you would think

wreckedcarzz,
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Car: check engine light turns on

“well fuck you, too”

wreckedcarzz,
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They need the spot. They need it. RIGHT NOW! CAN’T YOU SEE THEIR BLINKER ON AS THEY BLOCK THE ISLE?! BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP THEY NEED IT NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWE WHY AREN’T YOU MOVIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG BEEEEEEEEP

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I did on reddit, but that’s because reddit mods are power-hungry shitstains who will argue that your comment is aimed at the lgbt community, until you direct them to the fact that you are part of the lgbt community, and then suddenly they change their narrative and it’s not, it’s just aimed at women, when I point out that the comment was about my negative experiences with a childhood male ‘doctor’, and then it becomes “I’m not going to argue anymore [because I’ve run out of bullshit reasons to veil the fact that I support this kind of abuse of power as I draw parallels from my mod experience and your pain being valid hurts my microscopic pp and massive ego]”

I’ve had a few run-ins but that was one specifically was fucking wild. Give people a bit of fake power and they lose their fucking minds.

Everyone here has been pretty cool, no drama.

wreckedcarzz,
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everything shouldn’t be advertised*

ftfy

wreckedcarzz,
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So that’s how the air filter got in my rectum! Case closed boys.

wreckedcarzz,
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(American)

My family is always surprised that I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving (though I do like to eat). Maybe it has something to do with the fact that everyone is Christian, right-wing, straight and hateful - and vocal about it, while I am gay, satanic, soft-spoken and not right-wing. Maybe it’s because I see celebrating the day where we ‘gifted’ natives items that would knowingly harm and kill them, and even centuries later we’d still be trying to eradicate their people, freedoms, rights, history, land…

Nah, it’s definitely because I’m a godless heathen who likes gagging on guys. Most absolutely. More gravy with your confederate flag napkins, aunty? I’m so glad you brought enough for everyone.

(I might have my facts skewed but that’s what I took away from my history classes 20 years ago)

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Yeah, I certainly don’t want women in my threesomes

wreckedcarzz,
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Damn pedestrians killing drivers for driving quickly, won’t somebody do something?!

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