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Annoyed_Crabby, to memes in creator trolly

No, you are not. these people must’ve masturbated, hence they’re sinful.

MonkderZweite,

Aren’t they from birth sinful?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Imminent death and dismemberment is my kink

the simulation we are all trapped in resets as they now need to include a provision that no weird af kinks screw up the test

GargleBlaster,

Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan

AliceTheMinotaur,

Santa

Gnugit,

Wait, so all this time I should have been going full denim?

DmMacniel,

Including your underpants. And socks.

VikingHippie,

And skin.

Wolfen,

Satin, you say?

Lifebandit666,

Statins

EmpathicVagrant,

But you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?

noobdoomguy8658,

Suddenly, you find yourself together with the people on the tracks.

EmpathicVagrant,

-embrace sweet death

Sonotsugipaa,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They should just repent for existing, if they can’t even do that they’re basically just asking for the train

Annoyed_Crabby,

According to the 20 commandments that i just made up-

drop one stone tablet

10 commandments that i just made up, thou shall not question the decision of god, hereby you’re sinned.

Wolfen,

Nice reference drop there.

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Even Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment

Risk,

So… Christianity has thought crimes?

interdimensionalmeme,

Property is theft in the same way that religion is sin

letsgo,

No. What he was saying is that everything you do starts off as a thought. So instead of policing your own actions, police your own thoughts and don’t entertain the bad ones when they enter your mind. Then when the opportunity presents itself - let’s say she indicates she’s up for a quickie behind the bike sheds, if you’ve already been fantasising about all the different scenarios you’re much more likely to take her up on it than if you haven’t. Therefore you should consider thinking about adultery as being just as bad as the act itself, even though it really isn’t.

SpiderShoeCult,

so… thought crimes then?

VikingHippie,

Absolutely.

interdimensionalmeme,

I sin multiple times per day but it’s ok because I always make sure to kill god first.

bstix, to memes in creator trolly

And then when they all believe, you change the rules because you accidentally spawned to many people.

God: “I can only save some of you!”

People: “How many?”

God: “Twelve…”

People: “Twelve?!? But there are many more of us”

God: “Times 12…”

People: “144?!? But there are still many more!”

God:“… thousand.”

People “Oh lord, I’m one of those 144000, right?”

God: “Of course you are my dear”.

Other people:“…but you already saved more than 144000 before we were even born?”

God:" yeah well, just believe me OK?"

Spiralvortexisalie,

Depends on denomination but source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/144,000

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

It’s amazing that there are so many different interpretation. Religious people have such creative imaginations.

Kiosade,

I’m reading a fictional book series where a character in the first few books literally becomes the new god… then the later books take place a few hundred years later, and you see how the new god laid everything out for the people, and gave them books on how to prosper and all this valuable info… and STILL these idiots ended up forming various competing religions, full of BS!

9bananas,

mistborn saga, right?

Kiosade,

Haha yup!

superduperenigma, to memes in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?

Where stroganoff

Where socialism

Where Linux

Where condescending attitude towards Reddit

DaCrazyJamez,

Where confirmation she hasnt shit in three days?

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

I keep trying to add content to other communities, but I get drowned out by memes about beans and stroganoff… ;)

hunter2,

Using Lemmy btw.

plague_sapiens, (edited )
@plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

U wrote arch wrong…

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Weird, your user name is just *******

nezbyte,

Woah, I wonder how they censored their username like that.

LemmyInRedditSux,

It says “AzureDiamond” now. What did it look like before?

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Where’s Risa?

Fades, to lemmyshitpost in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

Sign me the fuck up

terminhell,

Ya this sounds like nothing but a W

notfromhere, to movies in Help finding easter egg in Planet of the Apes

This has

Commentary

On disc one, on the commentary menu, highlight the the “Main Menu” button at the bottom of the page and press your Up button. Click on the highlighted monkey and you will be treated to a couple minutes of a bonus commentary.

YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

Seems obvious. Like really obvious. OP, where were you looking?

Fluid,
@Fluid@aussie.zone avatar

Different menu unfortunately, this doesn’t work for the blueray version (different menu structure), but thanks for trying

Annoyed_Crabby, to starwarsmemes in This always cracks me up

Now count again.

https://veliyathgarden.com/cdn/shop/files/71kKuNfAVoL._SL1024.jpg

(this is Duku fruit for those who don’t know)

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

How many dukus can a count dooku count if a count dooku could count dukus

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar
tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

I will also say 1. I don’t think Count Dooku can county.

Somsphet,
ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Have you tried sunning you perineum?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I always wanted to watch that as a kid … but I also didn’t which is why I’ve never seen it.

EmergMemeHologram,

I loved this movie as a kid. It gave me horrible nightmares.

oldGregg,

What movie is it?

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Looks like “The Dark Crystal” I think.

Mechanize,
FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

The Dark Crystal (I think)

SpaceNoodle,

Showgirls

xpinchx,

Yeah I saw this as a kid on TV. I think I was gone alone and it really freaked me out but I couldn’t turn it off.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Well, you saved yourself some childhood trauma. Still a fun watch, but as an adult, you may want to “enhance” your experience by whichever preferred means.

db2,

trauma

Artax!

Fades,

Goddamn it fuck this movie so fucking much. I hated that I was forced to watch it so in my memories it’s even worse lol

ProstheticBrain,

This is from The Never Ending Story, Op’s pic is from the Dark Crystal isn’t it?

Or are you just adding this to the trauma pile?

db2,

You’re correct on all counts.

ParsnipWitch, (edited )

What? We loved watching the movie as kids and for me it was a beautiful fairytale with some action. I never thought it was scary or anything.

Might be because in Germany fables tend to be on the more drastic side. I still think it’s a great kids movie, on a similar level as The Last Unicorn or The Labyrinth for example.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

The skeksis using the crystal on the gelflings was kinda fucked up. That being said, it’s nowhere near as messed up as Return to Oz. Mombi and the Wheelers.

ParsnipWitch,

The one thing that broke me as a child when it comes to movies was Watership Down. Damn that thing should be 18+

Doxatek,

For fucking real it was terrifying. I had it as well in my early childhood lmao

Catoblepas,

I didn’t see the movie until I was an adult, but I read the book as a 9 year old and loved it. If anything it’s gorier than the movie!

theangryseal,

That movie was amazing. It was like a fever dream. Me and brother watched it at least a thousand times.

Dorrrothyyyy Gaaaallllllleee!

Vespair,

Possibly controversial opinion, but experiencing and processing fear, loss, sorrow, and other difficult feelings is a vital part of growing up. Obviously we should be doing everything in our power to prevent kids from experiencing actual trauma, but introducing them to things which are inherently safe but might take some time to process and reconcile (such as a kid’s/family movie with some challenging scenes) is a good thing, of course within reason and while being respectful of their autonomy and consent

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

I think everyone owes it to themselves to experience it. One of my best friends waited until a couple years ago to finally see it. She was terrified, but still thinks Fizzgig is one of the most adorable things ever. Which he is. How can you not love this face?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/CUFjd7IbtTo5O/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952m3hu9fnij1jgayimnsg2ctbjd4le1n9k84rhzfbk&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

Mercival, to memes in creator trolly

I mean, the trolley obviously can’t fit under the bridge, so this seems like a mass murder/suicide scenario.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

The bridge will part!

Annoyed_Crabby,

Using the power of beyblade!

EvolvedTurtle,

Me when I split the sea with a bayblade

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

What if the trolley can shrink when going under the bridge

son_named_bort, to memes in creator trolly

What if they accept that I’m the creator of the situation but I still don’t save them as I promised?

radioactiveradio,

You have a plan, that doesn’t involve them. And it was all for good.

Pregnenolone, to lemmyshitpost in I don't work on leap years

Dat boi is the only good meme. There, I said it

Thranduil,

I prefer 60s spiderman

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

ORLY?

mosiacmango,

O shit waddup

linearchaos, to memes in creator trolly
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

No no no, doesn’t stop there.

Then you created a business, run by your most…devout… followers, they’ll manage the business.

You pay them to collect money for you, and um, teach them the ways and make sure they bring their families and friends in.

You tell them they are all horrible people who will suffer in eternity unless they worship you and thank you that they were born.

Then your managers, they meet with all your followers and shake them down tell them how important it is to fund the business.

It’s a very complex thing really being the creator of the universe and having to have people start a business to fund…um…worshiping you…

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in creator trolly
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

When a creator does it, the word is “ineffable”. Just like how when I’m rich, I’ll become eccentric.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, fuck that. I’m eccentric now. What’s a rich guy going to do about it?

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

They’ll be beside themselves if this ever gets out. They might be driven to buy multiple motor yachts that they’ll never even clap eyes on, to cope with that

CanniBallistic_Puppy, to memes in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?

Not enough socialism or porn

mostNONheinous,

I mean, where the Linux at?

JGrffn, (edited )

Considering award winning actress Margot Robbie moderates the android community and uses arch btw, I’d say it’s right there on her face.

friek,

Six finger hand is a nice touch, though

Sabre363,

My name is Inigo Montoya

You killed my father

Prepare to die

Minarble,

Probably should have included an obscure Trek reference as well.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

No porn? Use your imagination. She’s being eaten out by her girlfriend, who is holding up the can of beans.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ohhhh my…

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

AND her boyfriend, who's a furry and really good at chess.

MarmaladeMermaid,

Not enough fingers.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

15 is too little

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

That is one thick AF Bajoran. Me gusta!

thepreciousboar, to risa in Resistance is futile

Maybe it’s “lights on” since it looks like the previous captain forgot to pay the bills

redcalcium, to memes in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?

Here I am admiring how the AI finally get the fingers look right until I noticed the extra arm.

hperrin,

The AI has been generous today.

LegionEris,

It’s extra impressive. It got 15 fingers right!

fluckx,

The thumb holding the spoon does seem off. Way too long no? 14/15 fingers then?

LegionEris,

Maybe her third thumb is just a little slender. If I position my hand like that, I can almost reach. I don’t think hands with those proportions would be impossible. It’s probably a little wonky genetically, being her third arm and all.

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