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  • USSBurritoTruck,
    @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

    When I first posted this to reddit, a couple t-shirt bots immediately stole it and posted it to some shady webstores. I tried to make an account with a more reputable site, because I figured if anyone was going to make money off my dumb bullshit, it should be me, but for whatever reason they wouldn’t accept it.

    So, to answer your question, if you see it online, I would not have any hard feelings about your purchasing it, but I personally wouldn’t trust the seller with my credit card info.

    Flyberius, to risa in When a friend tells you they want a t-shirt featuring Shran, there's really only one thing to do
    @Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

    I’ve got a TNG one of these with the entire main cast. It’s great

    USSBurritoTruck,
    @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

    That one may have been the inspiration for this one, if I’m being perfectly transparent.

    Yokozuna, to pokemon in Claim a Mythical Pecha Berry! (Scarlet/Violet)

    Soooooo I went to Peachy’s and nothing happened. Ultimate disappointment.

    azulavoir,

    you need to be completely done with the story to get the epilogue

    Yokozuna,

    Ah ok I thought that might be the problem, but wasn’t sure. Thanks for clearing this up for me.

    flicker, (edited )

    There’s a weird red thing on the counter. Everything started for me when I inspected that.

    Isakk86, to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

    In 2002 I was a 15 year old millennial… I wasn’t watching Blue’s Clues

    BigBananaDealer,
    @BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

    why not?

    HerbalGamer,
    @HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

    They were masturbating.

    NoiseColor, to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

    Omg I’m a boomer. Who are these people?

    psud,

    The first one is MASH

    NoiseColor,

    I know! Thats the only one I know and I’m barely 40 years old.

    pyrflie, (edited ) to memes in Which pill do you choose?

    I grew up in abject poverty. Going back to 6 just means another 20+ years of struggle and hardship.

    10 mill means safety for me and mine for a minimum of 100 years.

    Why would I take the option that includes watching friends die of lack of money all over again rather than the one that results in stability for me and mine.

    Anyone who says go back to 6 comes from family money.

    FellowArmadello,

    That’s not a money issue. There are people from poor places that had good childhoods, such as farming families. Not saying there wasn’t struggle tho.

    gizmonicus, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

    Red pill. You can make money, but you can’t make time.

    PsychedSy,

    I’m putting my allowance into msft and amazon.

    Jeremyward,

    See also dogecoin and bitcoin

    Pantherina,

    Bitcoin, damn… my dad hat a friend mining “a few” on his balcony. He is probably rich right now

    PsychedSy,

    I bought some bitcoin at 70, but it was for grey market narcotics. The fraction of a dollar left turned into 20 twice lol

    BunEnjoyer,

    That depends on if you want time

    GoodEye8,

    Red pill is too vague. Do you go back in time to when you were 6? If so then red pill is good because you could just achieve all you’ve already achieved faster and you have more time for other stuff. Do you just turn into a 6 year old? No thanks, not about to restart on hard mode.

    Also is that time really that valuable if you’re going to spend a significant part of it threading the same ground?

    That why I’d take the blue pill, clearer outcome and with 10 mil I could easily improve the quality of my time. For instance by completely ditching work I have much more time to see my children grow up.

    psud,

    Clear outcome? If red is “become undocumented child in 2023” blue can’t be simple.

    Blue would have you watching over your shoulder for who the money was taken from, or the money would be taken off you as evidence of crime, since no one has millions from nowhere, and it’ll be very hard to hide

    Jimmycrackcrack, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

    I thought red at first, and if it were only slightly different parameters I’d still choose it, but 6? That’s too far back to be trapped in a child’s body and environment. At least going back to a more plausible age for a grown up’s mindset like teenage years would be a bit easier to deal with and to lay low, it’d be strange how much more mature and less reckless and slightly boring of a teenager you had suddenly become, but at least it wouldn’t be like international news. At 6, life is going to drastically changed by your seemingly impossible linguistic skills alone, child development experts would want to study you, you’d now be a prodigy, not necessarily a bad thing but unless that specifically was the path you’d always wanted but never achieved, you’d now be pretty well set down that road and all that comes with it. The relationship with your parents would be so different and they’d be robbed of your childhood and suddenly have this adult they’d never met before to deal with after barely getting any time to get to know their own child. It’d be so frustrating too, no one would let you drive and you couldn’t drink, or fuck. You’d hopefully be able to get yourself some more autonomy than your average 6 year old if you revealed all your cards right away because it’d become immediately clear that fisher price toys and curfews and first grade weren’t appropriate for you, but even so your adulthood, already well underway by this point would be drastically curtailed for something going on a decade. Maybe you’d decide to play like in a movie and adopt secrecy so your parents and peers don’t know how smart you are, but that’d frankly be way worse and so exhausting and lonely and alienating.

    If this was, maybe start again at 14, or better yet 16, I’d take that red pill no problem. It’s most of the benefits of the blank slate try again with benefit of hindsight premise, but skipping over the parts that would be simply intolerable for an adult. At 16 you’re a ‘young adult’ getting to relive some of the things you miss about being a child but with many of the benefits of being an adult and biologically you’re pretty much over the worst of it, if you really hate the social restrictions imposed upon you by being not technically an ‘adult’ you’re only 2 years away from fixing that, not over a decade, and when you get there you’ll be in way better control of the trajectory of adulthood. Most of the really decisive things about adulthood that trace back to childhood happen around this time as well so it’s where you’d get the most bang for your buck. You can take a very meandering path up until that point and still change direction but this is where decisions start to become more binding and long lasting so it’s really the point where most people, if you asked them, would probably begin making tweaks if they could. I reckon the details about one’s current life that most people want changed wouldn’t have any meaningful correlation to things they did when they were 6, it’d be things like their career, or relationships they’ve had or wish they’d had, it’d be academic ability or a better body not ravaged by years bad lifestyle choices pretty much all of that is something you could very impactfully change at 16 without the need to learn to read all over again.

    tryptaminev,

    Seriously how are people not seeing this?

    Ever saw a child or teenager trying to act like an adult? Well now try that the other way around. Since you are a smart adult, you might get it done for a day. But for 12 years? You will slip and it will be noticed.

    To add insult to injury, after you become grown up, that whole prodigy thing will fall apart, because you weren’t actually all that much smarter than everyone else. You were just X years ahead for a child and that bonus melted with the years. So then you wouldnt be a prodigy, you’d be a failed prodigy and that is if the whole ordeal doesn’t drive you insane in the meantime and you get hospitalized and drugged up for good.

    Finally, even if you manage all of that to then buy bitcoins in the day. “Mommy mommy, please let us put 1.000 € in Internet coins that are 50 cents today. They will become worth 50.000 a piece i know it i promise, Mommy please!”. How do you think your mother will react?

    Marthirial,

    Wow. Autism.

    words_number,

    Very comprehensible considerations! I’d love to study another field, just expanding my expertise and having a good time with fewer responsibilities than I have today. But giving up my family? No way! Blue pill it is.

    psud,

    I feel like at 6 you’re not going to be tripped up by teenage relationships like you would landing in a hormone flooded/different brain state in your most important social years

    It sounds like a plan for having no friends from school

    cyberpunk007, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

    Red pill easy. Make note of all the stock stuff that comes over the next couple decades, gain more than 10 mill and have more life experience in the tougher times.

    cows_are_underrated,

    Now you just have to convince someone to buy the stocks for you.

    CallumWells,

    It doesn’t say you go back in time to being six years old, you start over as a six year old. A six year old in 2024.

    Hashtag monkeys paw.

    YoorWeb,

    Ah, I didn’t read the contract correctly. Blue pill it is then, no one wants to grow up in 2040’s.

    los_wochos,

    restart your life. I think you were right in the first place, but let’s keep the meta discussion going :)

    veni_vedi_veni,

    By then, cardboard boxes will be sold for billions

    whome,

    Too late, your shift in the sweatshop starts in 5 minutes, of to work.

    Psythik,

    It’s even easier than that. Red pill, then remember to start mining bitcoin with your PC in 2009. You’ll be a multi billionaire in under a decade.

    bizzle, to lemmyshitpost in Legendary exit for a legendary creator
    @bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

    Who is this

    Gigan,
    @Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

    Tom Scott, he makes educational videos on youtube

    bizzle,
    @bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks!

    exocrinous,

    *made

    JunglGeorg,
    @JunglGeorg@lemmy.world avatar

    May still make. Just not weekly 😊

    SevFTW,

    Didn’t he already mention this last year?

    PunkFlame, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

    No brainer. Restart at 6 years old. Time is priceless.

    lichtmetzger,

    Oh hell no, I don’t want to go through school again. Teenagers are horrible to each other.

    KinNectar,
    @KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

    Red pill all the way. Personal experience gains to be had. Also of course there is the prospect of crypto billionairedom.

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Depending on your starting point there’s a lot better opportunities out there that are less vulnerable to losing it all to a random hacker.

    KinNectar,
    @KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

    Actually bitcoin on a physical harddrive purchased at $50 or below stored in a safety deposit box is pretty ironclad.

    BCsven,

    Bitrot might get you. printed out paper codes as a backup

    explodicle,

    That was a lot more difficult before BIP39 seed phrases were invented. You could of course write down anything, but there would’ve been a lot of room for error.

    psud,

    Spinning hard drives last for decades. You can pretty absolutely protect yourself by storing two with multiple copies of the key each

    BCsven,

    They are succeptible to magnetic degradation, its why you go to open a jpeg from 8 years ago and some are suddenly corrupt. You have to leave them in a RAID setup with sonething self healing like ZFS. They are way more reliable than cold storage SSD ( which can start bitrot in as little as a month) but for cold storage magnetic tape is better

    psud,

    Tape is just as susceptible to magnets, though it is a more stable medium. It’s not like they’ll be exposed to significant magnetic fields though

    BCsven, (edited )

    Its not just significant magnetic field ( apparently we do have geo magnetic storms that corrupt data) it is that assigning the 1 /0 bit is not permanent. The 1 or 0 you store fades with time as it wants to lose its assigned magnetism. You might be fine for 10 years, or you might lose a critical bit corrupting a file. it is why archival experts suggest if it is critical data stored offline you need to store on two or more different mediums, because “1 copy is not a backup”. Anyway, we are getting deep in the weeds of data entropy and recovery and I think your original comment was meant as being helpful to the lay-person…whom may not actually care to much if they lose a file or two, unless it is a crypto wallet key–i would trust those M series BluRay archival format since the laser alters the disk, but printing out on paper as another copy

    KinNectar,
    @KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

    I'm not saying I won't be buying real estate in San Francisco, Magic The Gathering cards, and shares in big tech, but a solid backbone of 1000x value bitcoin is hard to beat on multiples.

    explodicle,

    Since we get all the information we have now: the correct answer was Bitcoin Armory. You’d have a dedicated computer just for signing transactions, carried back and forth over flash drives.

    psud, (edited )

    Many of us are tech nerds. We know that those who lost bitcoin to hacks trusted coin exchanges too much.

    The people who kept their wallet offline are fine Those who kept their wallet in the cloud are poor

    greenskye,

    Red pill effectively kills your current spouse and kids if you have any. Also trying to re-engineer the relationship with your original spouse all over again seems like it’d be really creepy. If you go back, you effectively need to find someone else. Couldn’t do that.

    psud,

    The kid won’t exist. The spouse will be fine, though maybe not with you

    greenskye,

    Sure, but you’re throwing away your current spouse and kid in favor of a do over. That’s pretty cold.

    psud, (edited )

    Is it unethical to leave a partner? Should we censure Paul Simon for 50 ways to leave your lover?

    (Not addressing the kid bit, since it does seem a tad cold to unexistify someone for little fault of their own, also no one but you mentioned kids)

    greenskye,

    I mean if you were going to divorce your partner, then by all means take the red pill. You’d probably both be better off then. I was speaking of presumably happy marriages.

    psud,

    I guess if you’re in the perfect partnership you and your partner could simultaneously take the red pill :)

    ook_the_librarian,
    @ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

    No brainer. Take the money. Global warming exists. WWIII might be happening. What’s the point in being a depressed 6 year-old?

    GrammatonCleric, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    GEN-X THINKS YOU’RE ALL CRYBABIES

    Wow, apparently I was right. Can’t even take a joke 😂

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Kurt Cobain knew how to quit his job like a real man

    neuracnu, (edited )
    @neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
    braxy29,

    WHY DID YOU REMIND ME 😢

    Mr_Blott, to lemmyshitpost in Legendary exit for a legendary creator

    Refuses to elaborate further

    It’s literally all he did for ten years you daft cunt 😂

    Driveway4964,

    Came here expecting you to call him a “bloody wanker”

    Hupf,

    You preposterous buffoon!

    PP_BOY_,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Not only that, but he even made a video specifically elaborating on when and why he was leaving.

    Better comparison would’ve been Sam O’Nella

    toasteecup,

    Sam is still around though, I saw a video he put out a couple of weeks ago about presidential pets.

    victorz,
    Baku,

    There was actually another one he made I think mid way through the year, but then he deleted it

    FeelzGoodMan420, to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

    Is everyone on Lemmy gen Z at this point? Who in the actual fuck is this dude?

    AstridWipenaugh,

    I think that’s Tom Zendaya from Skibidi Drip Rizz.

    MotoAsh, to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

    What? Weren’t older millenials in their 20’s when Blue’s Clue’s ended?

    ericisshort,

    I’m a millennial but too old to have ever watched Blue’s Clues, so I couldn’t give two shits when Steve left.

    Also, it’s hilarious that this meme completely ignores Gen X.

    Xtallll,
    @Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I was well into middle school when blues clues came out and graduated highschool when it ended.

    ericisshort,

    Same. Are you from 82, 83, or 84?

    uid0gid0,

    Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

    HRDS_654,

    Not like this.

    Chev,

    How do you know that his name is Steve if you never watched it?

    ericisshort,

    He’s been a meme for over 20 years, and I’m a member of society.

    Corkyskog,
    @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Gen what? Don’t invoke the wrath.

    lobut, (edited )

    I’m an older millenial that identifies closer to Gen X. I think mine would be … Will Smith crying to Uncle Phil about his dad on Fresh Prince? That was pretty iconic. Wasn’t a good bye or finale one though.

    Seinfeld finale was kinda bleh. I skipped Roseanne, Friends and Frazier’s finales to be honest and the fact no one references them never made me catch up. The Simpsons seemingly won’t die. I’d say Futurama but like, it keeps coming back with declining quality. I guess I can’t choose?

    What would yours be?

    ericisshort,

    Steve wasn’t the finale of Blue’s Clues, so I don’t think it has to be a series finale. For me in the 90s, I can’t think of any tv shows that made me cry, but i can think of quite a few movies. Over all, My Girl is probably the only one that completely destroyed me emotionally.

    root_beer,

    I fell off from Friends and Frasier years before they ended, partially because I didn’t have time to watch tv at that point, but for Friends it was also because I just didn’t care anymore. Not sure whether I can really say I was representative of the Xennial demographic though. The finale of Roseanne, on the other hand, was the groaner of a punchline to the hack comedian’s joke that the final season was, so it certainly wasn’t iconic either.

    That scene from Fresh Prince that you picked is a great one. I made another comment suggesting Atreyu trying to save Artax, and I suppose I should add the super dark finale of Dinosaurs. Otherwise I can’t think of much else; so many of the iconic characters I grew up watching wore out their welcomes because tv execs in the ‘90s somehow figured out how to suffocate the lightning they caught in a bottle.

    smort,
    @smort@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe the Cheers finale, in 1993

    lobut,

    Two main things I remember about that finale. Cliff ending the conversation on shoes because their topic was about shoewear. Lastly, Sam saying to the incoming patron: “we’re closed”.

    I loved Cheers.

    WorkIsSlow,

    And they were devastated by it.

    residentmarchant,

    And re-devestated (in an emotional way) when he told us he was proud of us!

    ElBarto,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I’m not gonna lie, that choked me up really good, I really needed that at the time.

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