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tipicaldik, to lemmyshitpost in Someone help me to understand this chart

I had to take zinc supplements before oral surgery back in my late teens and they made it look like I was pissing Mountain Dew…

HikingVet, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Someone help me to understand this chart

This handy chart is from the Aussie government. Other colours are possible, but have specific causes that most likely require medical attention. There are other things that were already mentioned in other comments that could cause weird colours.

doubledgedsoul, to lemmyshitpost in Someone help me to understand this chart

Shades of blue happen when you are taking the medicine Methylene Blue.

Fermion,

I found out about that in college. Initially I thought it was some cleaning compound in the dorm toilets. I found out later that someone had put methylene blue in brownies they brought to a gathering as a prank.

It wasn’t that great of a prank because it relies on people talking about the color of their urine well after the prank was done.

ininewcrow, to memes in Sometime relatable
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This is a character inside everyone and it’s like a level boss … the more years pass, the bigger the pain level boss … you can easily beat the early bosses but eventually they get harder and harder to fight until eventually the pain boss kills you.

flicker,

Is this a thing even for people who get regular exercise?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes, everybody grows old.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m almost 50 and even with regular exercise … things are still not easy. You have to maintain a certain level of activity and if you just get off one or two days, it will take you a week to jump back to the same level again. A year ago, I got excited and went running around with my little nieces and nephews for a game of lazer tag. I did shuttle running without thinking for about an hour. I thought I did great, everyone thought I was in great shape and an athlete … I felt like I was 18 again. I couldn’t move out of bed the next morning and my muscles cramped up for two or three days after … it took me a couple of weeks to get back to normal. Enjoy what you have … the end, beginning of the end or the ending is closer than you think.

Yprum, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Whiskey tho

StalinIsMaiWaifu,
@StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It’s a type of water so it’s S tier

Mr_Blott,

Châteauneuf du Pape tho

ZeroTemp,

Nectar of the God’s

Mr_Blott,

Of the god’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!!

HikingVet, to lemmyshitpost in Someone help me to understand this chart

Honestly, I’ve had the light green after taking a vitamin supplement that I did not need. You can get red by drinking a lot of beet juice (the juice in the jar of sliced beets), but if you haven’t done that red is very bad.

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Beets turn my poop green

thanks_shakey_snake,

Just eating beets for me. Always scares the hell out of me for a second the next day when I forget that I had them in something.

BakerBagel,
HikingVet,

That’s the lowest amount that I have heard of for the effect.

superduperenigma,

You can get bright orange pee after taking certain UTI medication, too

OtisRamflow,

Urogesic blue, same kind of thing, but it turns blue.

flicker,

My old vitamin gave me neon orange pee first thing in the morning. Like, iodine color.

I take something else now and it does not do that anymore.

chemicalwonka, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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email, (edited ) to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

Scubus,

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

turbowafflz,

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

Scubus,

LMAO yeah I’m keeping it

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

100% of people who don’t also die

sag,

Yep but I am addicted to it

DiscordMod1999,
spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

confused_code_monkey,

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.

stebo02, (edited )
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if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

email, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

true

OpenStars, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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Flint, MI would like to have a word with you…

PP_BOY_, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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RC cola gets a D but I agree other than that

tubaruco,

i have never heard of RC cola

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine if Pepsi was still good

tubaruco,

i only drink pepsi when its available and when theres nothing else, so i wouldnt know

(by available i mean someone already bought it and is giving some to me)

HipsterTenZero, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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S+ Tier: Carbonated water

tubaruco,

is it tho? it makes everyone who drinks it burp, id give it A tier

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Bro F–, don’t ruin my water

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

If your food and drink doesn’t hurt you, what’s the point? basic nourishment? fuck that. gimme that ice cold burning water.

Aurenkin, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Elemental

CyberEgg, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Where teas and juices and coffee?

SuperIce,

Tea and coffee A tier. Juice is D tier (basically the same amount of sugar as sodas but at least has some antioxidants).

tubaruco,

and milk

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Good black coffee is a low S or high A tier drink. Sure, it makes me poop, but it tastes great and makes me productive.

variants,

Coffee for breakfast water for lunch and beer for dinner, what else do you need

AI_toothbrush, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Milk a tier

CluckN,

Milk can kill me putting it in S tier

micka190,

When you think about it, everything on that list can kill you.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Milk S tier. Same with good pussy.

toxicbubble420,

most humans cant drink milk, humans are the only species that drinks milk as adults, humans are the only species to drink anothr species milk. milk involves raping & killing cows. F tier

tubaruco,

raping cows? what?!?!?!

survivalmachine,

Mammals produce milk for their offspring. Dairy farmers have to keep their dairy cows pregnant and having babies constantly so they continue producing milk. This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination. Either could be considered rape. I guess an ethical farmer could only choose to opportunistically collect extra milk at times when their cows have given birth and after the calf has drank their fill, but that’s not how it happens at large dairy farms.

AI_toothbrush, (edited )

Oh yeah because the bulls in the in the wild ask the cows for permission -_-

survivalmachine,

Letting nature do its thing is a whole lot different than humans doing a similar act. We generally don’t condone cruelty to animals in lab environments or everyday life, even though predators maul and maim other species all the time.

ExLisper,

And the inseminated cows goes “o fuck, I’m late again! I can’t go thought this again. my career will go to shit”.

tubaruco, (edited )

i always thought domesticated cows were bred to produce milk all the time. i will search a little to know more about that

edit: i have searched and dairy farming indeed works the way the person i replied to said it worked. to add, that can be done so much to a single cow it can cause diseases and infections on the cow

edit2: i forgot to say that those things dont count as rape, since rape means forcing a person to do sexual things without their consent, so by letting a bull do the work i feel its completely fine. artificial insemination is a different story, and i just seriously dont want to think about it

Trainguyrom,

This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination

Animals aren’t capable of consenting to anything. They lack both the communication capabilities and the mental facilities to make the kind of decisions that are involved in any kind of consent. This is similar to how the severely mentally disabled are unable to consent and must instead have a caretaker give medical consent.

I’ll concede that animal farming practices are generally difficult to justify and align with our modern morals, but farm animals can and often are treated with a level of respect to quality of life that is not far from some pets, just with the added expectation that they also provide for us.

survivalmachine,

Yes, I was leaving that exercise for the reader and you hit it out of the park. Being unable to consent, any sexual act performed on them by an able-minded adult human is rape.

Mac,

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SuperIce,

Milk is below F tier.

itsJoelle,

Water is S, Milk is A, and Beer might be D tier. It’s bad for you like the drinks in F tier, but you at least catch a buzz.

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