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runswithjedi, to lemmyshitpost in How to make fish cakes

Step 1: Have an existential crisis.

Agent641,

There are no other steps

recapitated, (edited ) to memes in I remember

When I heard about the Y2K panic in the mid 90s the very first thing I did (as a kid) was advance my clock to 12/31/1999 to see what would happen next.

IIRC when the date changed, it went back to some date in the 1980s I think. This was either windows 95 or 98, I can’t remember.

Anyway that advice to turn your computer off… What the heck? Then what, throw it away?

MacNCheezus,
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Nothing, really. The worst that could have happened to personal computers was that they’d show a wrong date. What people were really worried about was how computers responsible for critical infrastructure would handle it.

BradleyUffner, (edited )

We told people to turn them off because it was just easier than trying to explain to them that they might have to restart individual programs if they bugged out. It was a simple way for people that didn’t understand computers to get everything back into a known state.

IE “have you tried turning it off and on again?”

Kolanaki, to memes in I remember
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I left mine in and I was very disappointed by lack of total infrastructure and societal collapse.

Geert,
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Fingers crossed for Y3K 🤞🏻

raoul,
@raoul@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Or 2038🙏

andthenthreemore,

It’s because world governments and companies spent a shit load of time and money changing things so it didn’t become an issue. People point to it as a load of fuss over nothing, the only reason for that was that action was actually taken.

ooterness,

On that note, there will be a similar problem in 2038. It’s just like Y2K but harder to explain, which means management won’t understand, so it won’t get fixed.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

unix time is 32 bit basically

ryan213, to lemmyshitpost in How to make fish cakes
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My friend doesn’t get it.

kusivittula, (edited )

step 1: 🙉

phoneymouse, to lemmyshitpost in This

Imagine going to the White House and being served a cold ass fast food cheeseburger.

groupofcrows,

This is high class to his voters.

Siegfried, to lemmyshitpost in This

Thinking about the original photo, seeing so much junk food piled in the white house really feels like a AI generated image

nxdefiant,

It’s crazy that the only thing photoshopped in that picture is the size of his hands.

Lemminary,

Zing!

SapphironZA, to lemmyshitpost in This

You are what you eat after all.

finestnothing,

Can confirm, I told my wife that I’m a pussy and she just said that I’m also an ass

bcron, to lemmyshitpost in Must be a pissing contest in there

It’s the 16th annual Larry Craig foot tapping invitational, hosted every year in a bathroom at MSP’s Humphrey terminal

AFC1886VCC,

Leave your wide stance at home!

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Must be a pissing contest in there

Maybe someone had enough of the “people” who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

hungryphrog,

I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it’s someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Usually when I see someone pissing in the sink I speak up too.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’d like to see where you think the pee is supposed to go!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Into the balls for safe storage.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’ve had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it’s weird behavior. Not sure what’s wrong with these people.

ILikeBoobies,

Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations

And sometimes it’s just weird people

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.

EdibleFriend, (edited )
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Imma find you and do that to you.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

😳

Slovene, (edited )

Wait, are you saying this is inappropriate? m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw

crsu, to lemmyshitpost in Must be a pissing contest in there

VIPees only

MacNCheezus,
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Cool it with the toilet humor. This is a respectable shitposting community.

ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in Must be a pissing contest in there
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Sorry it was me guys we had to have a toilet expo to show our creations.

Honytawk,

Ah, you also on Shitbook?

DiscordMod1989, to memes in When you have a heart disease and will die alone and fat

This power creep piece of shit is lemmy.world/u/jordanlund@lemmy.minetest.ch

tourist,
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What did he do?

Tetsuo,

I suppose he moderated him and now OP started his little crusade.

Creating accounts just to spew insults on Lemmy.

Really don’t have better to do on Christmas ?

Traister101,

These types of people like to make a fool of themselves. It’s always fascinating to watch how easily they’ll fly off the handle just cause they get some consequences from being a cunt

vzq,

You’re a sad sad person.

AgndrewWhjinshon2,

At least he’s not gonna die from a heart attack before his 30’s

SkypedFFFttt,
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Wow he’s really a cunt

lolcatnip,

Hello there 9 hour old account, and goodbye!

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Food brands: “Here, hang this whimsical ornament on your tree. While you think you’re being edgy, you’re also advertising for us.”

MacNCheezus,
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“While you’re at it, please pay us $6 for the privilege of advertising us to yourself.”

xia, to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Isn’t that price more than a real jar of pickles?

dingus,

I dunno. The last time I bought pickles, I was shocked at how expensive they were.

DiscordMod1999, to memes in Spiderman Marvel

I love Homelander (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

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