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Engywuck, to memes in Uhhh... no thanks

I’m in this meme and I like it

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You’re welcome.

bizarrocullen, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

Man: “alright, fell right into the trap”

Proceeds to cut one

stoicmaverick,

This is actually how the concept of the modern vibrator was conceived.

surewhynotlem,

Well of course you have to fuel the jetpack.

Jumuta, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!

GenAI post 🤮

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Generic AI hating comment 🥱

doingless, to memes in Is that really necessary?

You thought you weren’t going to pay for that. But you’re gonna pay. You’re gonna pay with your ass.

Crashumbc, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Or the eagles take the ring to mount doom… One page done

Decoy321,

Every time I hear this idea, I think of this Oglaf comic

uid0gid0,

He’d prefer if they walk

caseyweederman,

Sauron was watching for that though. It’s easy to fly out of a place when the defenses are all down.

phoenixz, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

So much wrong in this picture.

  • Hey, want to commit a crime?
  • photo enforcement sucks and doesn’t really work and is just used as tax revenue for cities
  • meanwhile speeding continues as normal with all the casualties that come with it
  • Cities, however, do need this revenue to not go bankrupt because they’re all designed wrong and can barely get any tax revenued while still affording details like infrastructure maintenance
  • Cities should redesign their rod infrastructure instead. Where you still need car roads, design the roads for the speed you want. If you put a highway in front of a school, people will drive a 100 miles per hour because that is what the road was dest for.
  • Cities should start changing laws to push for livable designs focused on humans beings instead of cars everywhere. You’ll need less cars, have less accidents, get more tax revenue from more local businesses
Prok,
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You wouldn’t download a crime!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Dude I am a crime in some jurisdictions. Don’t tell me what I wouldn’t do.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Sir, this is a shitposting forum.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shitpost

bigkahuna1986, to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Thanks, I hate it.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

But you haven’t even tried it 😂

Madison420,

I hate to think how much I would like it if it actually tasted like nacho cheese Doritos.

M137, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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The 70’s called, they want their nightmare food back.

MacNCheezus,
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Kusimulkku,

Would try. I’ve made the Swedish dish Flying Jacob (because it was so bizarre) and it was honestly great

Flying Jacob (Swedish: flygande Jacob/Jakob pronounced is a Swedish casserole composed of chicken, cream, chilli sauce, bananas, roasted peanuts and bacon. The dish is baked in an oven and is usually served with rice and a salad.

Belgdore, to memes in Honestly

The US is politically older than most European countries.

European exceptionalism will lead to the complacency that leads to the kind of problems the US has.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I love the salty Euros downvoting clear historical fact.

Plus, it already did. In the 1930s.

kittenzrulz123, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up

What about non sticky non cooking non spray?

hex_m_hell,
MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Your mom

Klear, (edited )

She’s sticky.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Well, then she oughta take a shower perhaps

owenfromcanada, to lemmyshitpost in Just fuck my shit up
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Buyer: You know that feeling when you binge drink so much that you’re still a little tipsy in the morning? I want to feel that way every time I brush my teeth.

Realtor: You’re not gonna believe this, but…

zzzz, to memes in Would you like some ketchup with that?

She might prefer one that pulls out.

fine_sandy_bottom, to memes in Like a glove.

How in the fuck does this not say “two men one truck”. Opportunity missed.

darkdemize,

The company is older than that video.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Because it’s a take on that Ted danson movie “three men and a baby”

not two girls one cup

m12421k, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

did you try opening the image? I’m interested in seeing what random nonsense it generated xD

MacNCheezus,
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I tried to wait for it to finish, but after a couple hundred more repetitions of JzH it just stopped abruptly without a closing parentheses, so I think I’ve been had.

m12421k,

lol

cool username, btw.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Thanks, I picked it myself.

OhNoMoreLemmy,

It used to do this all the time a few months ago. The links never worked. Eventually I got bored of asking it.

exocrinous,

It’s not an image. It’s a string of text designed to look like a link to an image. But it isn’t a link to an image. You’ll get a 404 if you try to use it.

Ephera,

I can’t get it to decode, even after correcting the base64 padding. Firefox just shows the broken image icon. My image viewer throws out the glorious log message Image format is actually “png” not “png”, along with a bunch of checksum errors.

I guess, the checksum can’t be correct when it’s cut off, but none of my image viewing/editing software wants to look past that.

In a hex viewer, it looks like this:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/53562043-87c9-451d-b097-fcc1d4222351.png

Compared to a normal PNG:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/a9bf2593-3024-4e7d-a5f9-ce32e2ddf05f.png

I don’t know the PNG spec by heart, but I guess, it doesn’t look completely off the rails before it goes there…

thorbot, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

I have one AP on the west side of the house pointing east, and one of the east side pointing west… great signal everywhere. Don’t have ethernet in the walls? Run it. I took 4 hours out of a Saturday to buy cable, fish tape, a crimp tool, some ends and some wall outlets and wired up my whole house with the help of youtube. No, I don’t do that for work. Oh, and I had to get a 12 inch drill bit, apparently I have 3 2by4s in a row up in the ceiling.

420,

How you run it through walls?

gamermanh,
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If you live somewhere that’ll let you then access to a crawlspace like an attic will let you do this

For example at my place getting into the above house crawlspace lets me access the insides of my walls from above. Simply run Ethernet from above where you’ll want each end of a plug to be, then drop it down and put it in place through a cheap (like .45c) Ethernet wall adapter. Hardest part is cutting the hole into your wall for said wall plug

I’m simplifying a bit but honestly it’s incredibly easy to buy a length of Ethernet wiring and some rj-45s, Google how to wire them, and run it yourself. I ran a short wire across a room once and it only took like an hour. Would be less in future now that I have experience

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

This requires not renting. A luxury not all of us have.

WoahWoah,

Eh, just sell one of your vacation homes (not the cabin obviously) and buy a quick house just to see if it works. Better than not knowing!

saigot, (edited )

Look into powerline, it uses your electrical lines to transfer ethernet. it doesn’t work in every house but when it does its pretty great!

skulblaka,

Powerline is alright if you have literally no other option but I’d take wifi instead 10/10 times unless my PC was trapped inside a Faraday cage.

saigot,

Powerline has much better latency (and much more consistent latency) than wifi, so it’ll give you a better experience for stuff like gaming. Depending on how exactly your house is wired and what else you have on the circuit it can have reliability problems (although if you live in a dense area wifi isn’t exactly reliable), but if your house is suitable it works very well, I used it about 5 years with no problems.

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m currently using powerline because running an ethernet cable across the apartment seemed gaudy at best. The suggestion of a flat white cable stuck to the wall seems interesting.

I have the modem and router on a UPS because power flickers semi-regularly here. Sadly, powerline cannot go on a UPS.

NegativeInf,

Eh, just rip it all out when the lease is up. /s

jayrodtheoldbod,

Honestly, just don’t settle for the shitty router that your service came with, get that damn thing out from behind the TV or wherever it shouldn’t be, get it up close to the ceiling somehow, and you’ll probably never want to use a fishtape even if you can.

Mesh networks are probably the solution for apartment dwellers. The routers all act as one router but are separate smaller routers that talk to each other so you can put them all around the house, and you just need to plug them into power. No mods to the apartment are required, it’s all wireless. The catch is expense, but if you buy once, and cry once, then it becomes like a piece of nice furniture that moves with you.

But again, one $40 modern router that isn’t the shitty combo unit from the ISP, keep it up high and unblocked, get enough extra Cat cable to reach where you put it, and you might be happy enough with that.

Hell, get the router out from behind the TV if that’s where you put it (everyone tries putting it there to hide it) and you might get all the signal you need.

Dicska, (edited )

I’ve been renting for the past 7 years. You can buy flat, white Ethernet cables that can be fixed to the walls with sticky clips. It’s less ugly than the round cables and while obviously not earthquake proof, the clips do a fairly good job at keeping the cable in the corner.

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh, perhaps I have a project.

AgnosticMammal,

Powerline ethernet uses your existing electrical cables as the network cables, but on a different frequency. Beware when using in shared units such as apartments.

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