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zane, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.

ivanafterall, to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more health and fitness tips
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Thanks for sharing this recipe. It was delicious and the whole family loved it!

Mr_Blott, to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money

Peptabysmal

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Saves time and money
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A preShitpost or a postShitpost?

Viking_Hippie,

Yes.

Zoidberg, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production

Unleash the Murder King and the Taco Hell!

MonsiuerPatEBrown, to memes in Highly suspicious if you ask me

You can’t have Jesus without sus at the end

traches, to linuxmemes in Just finished setting up my GNOME desktop. Am I doing this right?

Yes, perfectly. 10/10 no notes

stinerman, to linuxmemes in Just finished setting up my GNOME desktop. Am I doing this right?
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Where’s your shell?

Deceptichum,
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bjoern_tantau,
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Strange, we usually have them by the toilet.

KISSmyOS,

But how do you use it?

Aggravationstation,

He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!

Deceptichum,
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Hiro8811, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me
MacNCheezus,
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I love you too Zoidberg

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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You can use it as toilet paper.

Mind you, it’s not very effective.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

OpenStars,
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Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

OpenStars,
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Don’t forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

Swedneck, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an assault rifle.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/af82f125-eca5-4433-b83a-a589ea8b6145.jpeg

Wogi,

I’m kinda sad it’s a normal size rifle. He’s a Hobbit it should be huge

Swedneck,
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it was specially comissioned

MissJinx,
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Frodo is a little bitch, give it to Sam

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Lord of the Rings but Sam has an assault rifle… and an armored SUV

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1a6984f9-310f-4c0f-b293-8181b238585d.jpeg

Sotuanduso,
  1. They can outrun the black riders.
  2. The black riders alert the witch-king.
  3. They can’t outrun the fellbeast.

So yeah, pretty short. But if they are able to maintain stealth, then:

  1. They get stopped at Caradhras by bad weather anyways.
  2. They go through Rohan instead of Moria (otherwise they’d have to abandon the SUV or be very dangerous.)
  3. They outrun any of the cavalry that might try to stop them.
  4. They get through Minas Tirith months before the battle, no biggie.
  5. They get stumped at the Black Gate.
ArcaneSlime,
  1. They call in Gandalf in his A10 Thunderbolt II (because the eagles didn’t have a 30mm GAU-8 Avenger). Drops a paveway on the Black Gate and dumps 1,174 30mm slugs and a few clusters of hydra 70mm rockets into the horde.
Swedneck, (edited )
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armored cars really only make sense for open areas, what they should have is 6-wheeled ATVs like finnish military messengers have.

MissJinx,
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I would watch this movie!

ICastFist,
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“Time to TRIM and MOW DOWN Mordor’s orcish hordes!” - Samwise “The Gardener” Gamgee

Shapillon,

Frodo is the sentient equivalent of tying the ring to a snail.

Jokes aside he is supposed to be exceptionally resilient to its corruption.

ICastFist,
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ONE SHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER!

youtu.be/p1-ExbgKUUI

alquicksilver, to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin
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Ridiculous. I’m only 35 and I can tell that this is obviously a Starburst with a hole punched out.

r00ty,
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If you were over 40, you'd call them opal fruits!

obinice, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads
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So, I’m assuming then that people here think speed limits are bad, and drivers should be able to drive as fast as they like?

Otherwise, we wouldn’t be supporting vandalising equipment designed to reduce speeding, right?

Just so we’re on the same page is all. Safety bad, going fast good. Right?

kerrypacker,

Right.

Hacksaw,

Speeding cameras are revenue generating equipment, not safety equipment.

Roads are engineered to be comfortably driven at a certain speed. When legislators put a lower speed limit on these roads it creates a safety hazard and a moral hazard. If you want people to drive slower, you have to modify the road to lower it’s design speed. These modifications (lane narrowing, for example) are a safety tool, not the speeding camera.

I’ve never met anyone who thought these cameras were safety equipment!

afraid_of_zombies,

I would be more inclined to trust this stuff if local governments weren’t able to make money off of it. If all traffic court fines went to say the state level government then the only motivation for enforcing the law was because the law was good. We don’t expect homicide units to be a revenue stream because we have collectively decided that murder is not a good thing to have around.

trones,

If these things were actually used to increase public safety I’d be all for them. Unfortunately our current system rewards corruption, so that’s not the case. Speed and red light cams are never actually used for safety, they’re used to extract money from the populace.

digitaltrends.com/…/red-light-camera-controversy/

This article is about red light cameras rather than speed cameras, but corporations and municipalities (corrupt or just naive) can be trusted to find ways to fuck over the public for profit using the speed cameras too.

MagicPterodactyl, to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

The most shocking part of this is Florida not being last.

Fermion,

www.ndtourism.com/…/north-dakota-has-waterfall

North Dakota is so proud of their waterfall. I’m surprised they dont have more than that.

Delware is at clear size disadvantage.

768, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Roughly 2.5 kg.

8.17$ per kg equals 20.43$.

tourist,
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how much crack will that score you

downhomechunk,
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I don’t think dubious scrappers taking obviously stolen copper are paying fair market value. You’d have to throw in a vcr or two amd haggle a bit to get enough for a dub.

768,

I know. I never traded scrap, but I guess many or most won’t trade in so low numbers, I’d assume professional scrap traders have a minimum amount to not waste their time.

Passerby6497, (edited )

That just means you’ll need to process multiple cameras before tagging the copper in

CADmonkey,

A pile of speed camera guts, 10 meters of 900-pair phone line, a grounding grid from a substation, and some coils from an orphanage’s air conditioner, probably.

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