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ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I had to downvote this before upvoting it

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

First click the downvote button, then click the upvote button. Simple, really.

Imgonnatrythis,

That’s the stamp of excellence in shitposting.

THE_ANON, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

It’s fucking raw

half_built_pyramids,

Oooh baby I like it raw

samus12345, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske
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https://comb.io/Nhy1Lw.gif

kittehx, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske
@kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s not that secret, everyone knows that it’s love

hakunawazo,

Don’t you see it? Death, the secret ingredient is death. Sacrifice of a relative for the best pasta in town.

NeatNit,

No, it has to be suicide.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

https://preview.redd.it/qfruc1eiyex31.png?width=592&auto=webp&s=2db5e83f12a4b51f6606a542e1167ccc68bf849e

z500, (edited )
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Yes, nothing but love! And a few drops of ordinary LSD.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Huh, mine was ketamine

ZoopZeZoop,

That’s the answer shared with the masses to keep them from digging further. It’s a secret club, and we’re not members.

Another3quenc, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske

Makes me think about that one simple shooter game you could play online with the queen, Hillary Clinton and Bush

Blizzard, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske

PSA: Grandmother’s Day is this Sunday.

holycrap,

So… does that mean visiting my grandma at the cemetery or my own mom who is now a grandmother?

SasquatchBanana,

Both

LordAmplifier,

How about a lovely family picnic in the cemetery, then?

tubaruco, to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

CHEWING IS THE BEST PART

hungryphrog, to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

no

jerrythegenius, to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Necessity is the mother of invention

corus_kt, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Fitting picture, Leonardo’s definitely outta here after '25

pruwybn, to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo
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We’re all headed for the minus world.

EvolvedTurtle, to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

I think it would be a fun one off tbh

XTornado, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Oh no goddammit, I hate those levels and you are telling me there will be more… Fuck! I was okay overheating, having to harvest moist like Star Wars and having the water wars but not that… That fucking sucks.

1984, to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Idiocracy movie was a documentary of our time now.

jubilationtcornpone, to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully

“When God closes a door, he opens a dress.” --Roger Sterling

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