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Kalkaline, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

That doesn’t sound quite right, but I’m sure there’s some platinum in there to make up for anything short of 5 lbs.

beckerist,

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  • Death_Equity,

    Or a Balrog.

    ekZepp, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske
    @ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

    She have been warned.

    [Nephews list]

    ❌️➖️➖️

    killeronthecorner, to memes in Too soon?
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    To avenge harambe you must haram be

    Fisk400, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske

    The secret is that the recipe was taken from the back of a bag of flour in 1963.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    This guy grandmas

    Knightfox,

    Bonus points if Granny still has the original strip of bag she cut the recipe off of.

    SlothMama, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

    Replace that with spam and it’s fire

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
    SlothMama,

    I love musubi

    ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Eggsactly!

    psycho_driver, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

    I would definitely try it.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    What if the icing was beef flavored?

    psycho_driver,

    I would be a little disappointed if it wasn’t.

    niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

    Looks like anti-vaxx pyramid scheme party food from where I’m standing.

    unreachable, to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful
    @unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

    5/7 looking pretty

    10/10 with salt sprinkled

    Sabre363, to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful

    Sunny side up

    nifty, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    That looks delicious and I’d eat it so hard.

    GissaMittJobb, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

    Allow me to introduce you to a Swedish delicacy: Smörgåstårta (Sandwich cake): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smörgåstårta

    Basically a cake, but made out of layers of white bread and savory things, like for example ham, liver pâté or salmon. The ‘frosting’ or whatever you want to call it is usually based on mayonnaise or creme fraiche.

    It’s really good, for the record. You eat it as a main, commonly at festive occasions.

    synapse1278,
    @synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

    The Smörgåstårta is becoming a trend on lemmy ? It’s the second time this week I have to post this superb recipe video !

    Ferrous, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

    Can we stop wasting food for these dumbass “cursed” images? Just goes to show how little we respect our food, the people who work to grow it, or the massive privilege we have to mostly be able to eat whatever we want.

    Put yourself in the shoes of a mom who’s been struggling to feed her kids for weeks on end, and then you see this picture from some American.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    I understand your concern, and I hope you’ll be pleased to hear that I didn’t waste any food making this silly recipe, but simply recycled someone else’s image of it.

    They had already wasted the food making it, might at least make it worth it by getting as many laughs out of it as possible, right?

    Mr_Blott, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

    Whether or not it’s a crime punishable by death all depends on how you massacre the word “bologna”

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Baloni

    Mr_Blott,

    🧐

    MacNCheezus, (edited )
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Bah-LOW-knee 🤌

    Mr_Blott,

    What a load of bolongnah

    TootSweet, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

    But do you use the flavor packet or no?

    PunnyName,

    That’s for the gravy icing

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    But is it creamy chicken, roast beef, shrimp lime or soy sauce?

    Ulvain,

    Yes.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    I do count 4 layers of ramen, each approximately the size of one packet, so I guess it’s not impossible to have used all of them at once for maximum flavor.

    Imgonnatrythis,

    What kind of dumb question is that? You want a flavorless ramen bologna cake?

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