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Fedizen, to memes in Surviving the nightmare

I have become the horror that feeds on this world

RightHandOfIkaros,

I am the horror that’s approaching…

rockerface,

Provooooking

schmidtster, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

Well I mean it did work. You have now shared it and made it a meme for others to enjoy, it’s fulfilled it’s task successfully.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

100% want this to become a meme.

jeffw,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ

Only cool Lemmy insiders get the joke

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Did our narwhall just bacon

JPJones,

Just after midnight. Why? 🤔

Klear,

Do you have stairs in your house tho?

JPJones,

Nope! It’s a flat. >.>

UnculturedSwine,

We shall call it Jizz Jizz

skulblaka,

Ah, yes, my favorite meme. The Jizz Repeater.

SerotoninSwells,
@SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world avatar

Task failed successfully.

superbirra, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

it’s meta and some assembly is required: the meme is the broken response so you can screenshot it and post on lemmy

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I know how to recycle my trash

superbirra,

much appreciated!

EvokerKing,

The response isn’t even broken. It’s not finished. It gives responses in markdown, same as Lemmy. That is the syntax for a picture embed, it’s just still typing the rest and it doesn’t show it until it’s finished typing.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

I analyzed it in another comment: the header says the image is 300x300px 8-bit RGBA but the data is invalid. Most viewers will notice that and show an error.

However, the syntax it used for embedding images is valid, as data:image/png;base64, is the start of a valid image URL and you can use it like other image URLs in supported Markdown interpretors.

Example, using the 103-byte Google Maps’ sea tiles, and a 178-byte GIF:


<span style="color:#323232;">![Google Maps sea map tile](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAQAAAAEAAQMAAABmvDolAAAAA1BMVEW10NBjBBbqAAAAH0lEQVRoge3BAQ0AAADCoPdPbQ43oAAAAAAAAAAAvg0hAAABmmDh1QAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">![wink.gif](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhDwAVAKIEAAAAAP//AP//3v///wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH/C05FVFNDQVBFMi4wAwEAAAAh+QQFlgAEACwAAAAADwAVAAADSUiq0L2QtEDpg6Bqu/LeAGN5wVRKlVmS6qe17hiDHvlyNciho5N2sxDGtoIMBgyH8Kg4IiMEZ1NKlUarSOdTe81arZHvE3olJAAAIfkEBR4ABAAsCAAEAAQABQAAAwYIGtz+ASQAOw==)
</span>

renders as

Google Maps sea map tile wink.gif

Works in the default web interface

TheBlue22, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

1 of 30

Dude is creating a memetic kill agent or something

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

I’m German and I think I just had a stroke.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That means it worked exactly as intended.

Player2,

That’s just the total message limit for one chat

thorbot, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

I have one AP on the west side of the house pointing east, and one of the east side pointing west… great signal everywhere. Don’t have ethernet in the walls? Run it. I took 4 hours out of a Saturday to buy cable, fish tape, a crimp tool, some ends and some wall outlets and wired up my whole house with the help of youtube. No, I don’t do that for work. Oh, and I had to get a 12 inch drill bit, apparently I have 3 2by4s in a row up in the ceiling.

420,

How you run it through walls?

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If you live somewhere that’ll let you then access to a crawlspace like an attic will let you do this

For example at my place getting into the above house crawlspace lets me access the insides of my walls from above. Simply run Ethernet from above where you’ll want each end of a plug to be, then drop it down and put it in place through a cheap (like .45c) Ethernet wall adapter. Hardest part is cutting the hole into your wall for said wall plug

I’m simplifying a bit but honestly it’s incredibly easy to buy a length of Ethernet wiring and some rj-45s, Google how to wire them, and run it yourself. I ran a short wire across a room once and it only took like an hour. Would be less in future now that I have experience

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

This requires not renting. A luxury not all of us have.

WoahWoah,

Eh, just sell one of your vacation homes (not the cabin obviously) and buy a quick house just to see if it works. Better than not knowing!

saigot, (edited )

Look into powerline, it uses your electrical lines to transfer ethernet. it doesn’t work in every house but when it does its pretty great!

skulblaka,

Powerline is alright if you have literally no other option but I’d take wifi instead 10/10 times unless my PC was trapped inside a Faraday cage.

saigot,

Powerline has much better latency (and much more consistent latency) than wifi, so it’ll give you a better experience for stuff like gaming. Depending on how exactly your house is wired and what else you have on the circuit it can have reliability problems (although if you live in a dense area wifi isn’t exactly reliable), but if your house is suitable it works very well, I used it about 5 years with no problems.

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m currently using powerline because running an ethernet cable across the apartment seemed gaudy at best. The suggestion of a flat white cable stuck to the wall seems interesting.

I have the modem and router on a UPS because power flickers semi-regularly here. Sadly, powerline cannot go on a UPS.

NegativeInf,

Eh, just rip it all out when the lease is up. /s

jayrodtheoldbod,

Honestly, just don’t settle for the shitty router that your service came with, get that damn thing out from behind the TV or wherever it shouldn’t be, get it up close to the ceiling somehow, and you’ll probably never want to use a fishtape even if you can.

Mesh networks are probably the solution for apartment dwellers. The routers all act as one router but are separate smaller routers that talk to each other so you can put them all around the house, and you just need to plug them into power. No mods to the apartment are required, it’s all wireless. The catch is expense, but if you buy once, and cry once, then it becomes like a piece of nice furniture that moves with you.

But again, one $40 modern router that isn’t the shitty combo unit from the ISP, keep it up high and unblocked, get enough extra Cat cable to reach where you put it, and you might be happy enough with that.

Hell, get the router out from behind the TV if that’s where you put it (everyone tries putting it there to hide it) and you might get all the signal you need.

Dicska, (edited )

I’ve been renting for the past 7 years. You can buy flat, white Ethernet cables that can be fixed to the walls with sticky clips. It’s less ugly than the round cables and while obviously not earthquake proof, the clips do a fairly good job at keeping the cable in the corner.

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh, perhaps I have a project.

AgnosticMammal,

Powerline ethernet uses your existing electrical cables as the network cables, but on a different frequency. Beware when using in shared units such as apartments.

paddirn, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

“come up with a funny comment to post on lemmy”

“Sure, I can try to generate a funny comment for you. Lemmy is a federated link aggregator and discussion platform, similar to Reddit. Here are some possible comments you can post on lemmy:

  • I just joined lemmy and I’m loving it. It’s like reddit, but without the ads, censorship, and corporate overlords.
  • Lemmy is the best thing since sliced bread. Literally. I haven’t eaten anything since I discovered this site.
  • How do you pronounce lemmy? Is it leh-mee, lee-mee, or lay-mee? I need to know before I start a podcast about it.
  • Lemmy is so addictive, I can’t stop browsing it. I’ve been on it for 12 hours straight. Send help. And upvotes.
  • I’m new to lemmy and I have a question. How do I get karma? Do I need to post memes, cat pictures, or political opinions? Or do I just need to be nice and helpful?

I hope you find these comments amusing and suitable for lemmy. 😄”

Norgur,

ngl, a few of them actually made the corners of my mouth twitch up for a split second, so it's better than 99% on @lemmyshitpost

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Apart from #3, those are all terrible. And for reference, it’s pronounced lay-mee 😉

RGB3x3,

Christ, why even have people anymore? Just have ChatGPT be all the users. It’s already indistinguishable.

grue,

Spez is way ahead of you on that one.

marx2k,

You’ve just described every bluecheck on Twitter.

Not jokinghttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/54480f14-7f8c-4787-a6c9-528f62e4e671.jpeg

flontlocs,

Just doing a search for “I am an AI Language model” (with quotes) is enough to reveal a bunch of those loser ass accounts.

darth_tiktaalik,
@darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml avatar

Come up for a reply to this quote: “Christ, why even have people anymore? Just have ChatGPT be all the users. It’s already indistinguishable.”

ChatGPT:

While ChatGPT has made remarkable progress, human connection adds depth and emotion that technology alone may struggle to replicate. Let’s appreciate the unique qualities each brings to the table.

paddirn,

I actually wonder what a purely AI/ChatGPT community would look like (no human posts/comments allowed), would they eventually start to develop their own weird culture, memes, inside comment jokes that nobody would even understand? There’d be like a picture of a tire and a rubber ducky with the text reading “Five fingers / garden hose” and all the comments would be things like “The wombat, in ascension, remembers. Nautilus.” Like how fucking weird would they get without human intervention?

deur,

We had that on reddit, subreddit simulator I think? It was a more primitive version of LLM, and it didn’t train itself on content from the simulator sub.

Bombastic, to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

Hammoooond!! You blithering idiot!

Crafter72,
@Crafter72@lemmy.world avatar

Text that you can hear.

QuaffPotions, to lemmyshitpost in This

How many burgers were served? Multiply that by a hundred to get an estimate of how many innocent cows were slaughtered for this circus. But sure, it being cheap food is the thing to complain about.

washingtonpost.com/…/there-are-a-lot-more-cows-in…

psud,

I wonder how many mice died for the bun (and forests too)

QuaffPotions,

If you’re referring to crop deaths, you should know that nonsense has been so thoroughly debunked that anyone should feel embarrassed to be perpetuating that lie still.

surgeactivism.org/…/debunked-do-vegans-kill-more-…

commie,

what they asked is how many died for the bun. not whether you think that line of reasoning is sufficient to discourage veganism.

QuaffPotions,

Yes, and odds are they are asking as a way to bring up the idea of how many animals are killed in order to harvest plant crops. If you had bothered to go to the link, it would have at least somewhat answered your question because the short version is: fundamentally, significantly less than the amount of animals killed to produce meat.

All it takes is to think it through. If harvesting crops kills a lot of animals (which as the link shows, is already significantly less than some assholes made it up to be), then raising animals for food automatically kills even more animals because it takes way more crops to feed the animals that are raised for meat or dairy, than it takes to just feed humans directly.

commie,

your assumption of bad faith is itself bad faith

QuaffPotions,

This isn’t formal debate school. Welcome to the real internet.

commie,

this is a thought-terminating cliche

commie,

If you had bothered to go to the link,

Ed is quoting some pretty misleading statistics to support your point. if this is the best that you have, you might want to reconsider your position.

QuaffPotions,

Would you care to elaborate on what’s misleading about these statistics?

commie, (edited )

about 85% of all soybeans are pressed for oil for human uses. but a soybean is only about 20% oil altogether. that leaves 69% of the soybeans as industrial waste. feeding that industrial waste to animals is actually conserving resources.

so it’s not even true that the land used to make food for animals isn’t used to make food for people: it’s the same land.

QuaffPotions,

That makes no sense. Every part of a soybean can be made for human uses - textured vegetable protein (tvp) is de-fatted soy, for example. 7% of soy is going for human consumption, because that’s how much demand there is for it. Just as the vast majority of soy production is being used to raise animals for food, because that’s how the economics works. You can see the cited study and more in greater detail in this article - which also shows how cattle farming is in and of itself the single largest driver of Amazon deforestation.

ourworldindata.org/soy

And this article is a primer on feed conversion ratios, which demonstrates why eating plants directly will always be fundamentally more efficient and better for the environment than raising animals for food ever can be.

pbs.org/…/feed-conversion-ratios-help-explain-mea…

commie,

Every part of a soybean can be made for human uses

sure, but there are not enough people who want to eat soycake for the amount of oil that we produce. so giving it to animals is as good a use as any.

QuaffPotions,

Where are you even getting this nonsense about using soybean oil waste to make feed? Where does it say that is what’s happening?

commie,

if you don’t know how the industry works, maybe you shouldn’t be the one deciding how it should be run

commie,

cattle farming is in and of itself the single largest driver of Amazon deforestation.

what does this have to do with what we are discussing, or how many mice were killed for that bun?

QuaffPotions,

Are you a human being, or a mechanistic formal debate bot? I’m informing you on a complex subject matter with many important interrelated issues that range everywhere from ethics, to personal health (yes that animal flesh is killing you), to environmental issues, and even the grave risk of pandemic potential.

Your narrowmindedness is a symptom of typical carnist mental gymnastics.

commie,

I’m informing you on a complex subject matter

no, you’re not.

commie,

the vast majority of soy production is being used to raise animals for food, because that’s how the economics works.

the vast majority of soy (85%) is pressed for oil.

commie,

ourworldindata.org/soy

i’m so glad you used this. you can find this graph there that shows that almost all the soy we feed to animals is the industrial waste from oil production

https://ourworldindata.org/images/published/Global-soy-production-to-end-use.png

commie,

If you had bothered to go to the link

like I don’t know who earthling ed is

discostjohn,

Your logic implies that a hundred cows are killed to source a single burger. That’s not how that works. Be vegan, but don’t be stupid.

archonet,

Be vegan, but don’t be stupid.

I think you found the problem there, sport.

QuaffPotions,

My math was bad admittedly - I didn’t take into account that most or all of those patties likely came from the same processing facility; so that even if 100 body parts are in one patty, 100 patties might contain the tissues of the same 100 cows that were slaughtered. In all that table might be a picture of 100, 1,000, or 10,000 body parts mutilated beyond recognition and mixed together.

My intent was not to suggest that it takes 100 cows to make one burger, that would be untrue. My intent was to point out exactly what the article was getting at, which is to recognize that when someone looks at most ground meat products, they are looking at a grotesque slurry of what used to be not just one living being, but the combined flesh of as many as a hundred or more once-living sentient beings.

discostjohn,

Yeah that’s true. Pretty horrific when you picture it.

theyoyomaster, to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

Now THIS is a shitpost!!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I aim to please.

olafurp, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

It’s only missing a closing parenthesis. That’s very close to a meme

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
lseif,

did it give you the images in base64 from an llm, or from an image generation model ?

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I think it was one first and then the other

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

I think you can guess that part. I doubt a current LLM can create a valid PNG, even if it’s just a 1x1px one that has been created before. This is partially because PNGs have a checksum and the LLM has definitely not seen enough PNGs in base64 to figure out the algorithm, and is not optimized to calculate checksums. In fact, I analyzed the image and the image header checksum is wrong even though the header makes sense (was likely stolen). Also, it gets penalized for repetition, which occurs a lot in image headers.

AFAIK, the smallest valid image you see mentioned on the web is a 35-byte transparent pixel GIF, and the smallest PNG is a black pixel with 67 bytes:


<span style="color:#323232;">data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBAAA=
</span><span style="color:#323232;">data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABAQAAAAA3bvkkAAAACklEQVR4AWNgAAAAAgABc3UBGAAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==
</span>

Testing rendering: Alt text for the GIF; if you see it, it failed, Alt text for the PNG; if you see it, it failed, another 67-byte PNG but 8 px wide: data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAgAAAABAQAAAADLe9LuAAAACklEQVR4AWNgAAAAAgABc3UBGAAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==, or 1 gray pixel: data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAAAAAA6fptVAAAACklEQVR4AWOwBQAAPwA+Eq7IEAAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==, or a green one: data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAYAAAAfFcSJAAAADUlEQVR42mNk+M/wHwAEBgIApD5fRAAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==

The article + the generator

Magrath,

Why did it take a whole minute to scroll passed this on my Connect app?

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

No idea, it only has 1350 bytes now after the edit, and no crazy formatting

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If it’s Dall-E, it inserts the words ‘ethnically ambiguous’ into images constantly. I’m not the only one who’s noticed.

knowyourmeme.com/…/ethnically-ambiguous-ai-prompt…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yes, I do remember the meme about that being posted here a few weeks ago.

tomi000, to lemmyshitpost in The more you know

TIL Pizza is a cylinder

Evil_Shrubbery,

Like a round toast with stuff on it

victorz,

Let’s face it, pizza is an open face sandwich.

Evil_Shrubbery,

(I like that my first thought reading that was like a comic/meme of intentionally faceplanting (your face) into the middle of a (hot) pizza)

victorz,

lol, I supposed it should really be “open-faced sandwich”. My mistake! 😁

Evil_Shrubbery,

Rofl, I genuinely didn’t even notice your typo, I was just entertaining myself … or maybe I have unresolved pizza issues :|

Iron_Lynx,

If we’re gonna insist to go morphological, then it depends on the edge crust.

If we count that as added thickness, a pizza is a quiche or a pie. I’m pretty sure Chicago Deep Dish would classify as such unambiguously.

If we don’t count the edge as upstanding, a pizza is toast.

victorz,

I’m not insisting, just joking 😅

PetteriSkaffari,

Why is a sandwich pizza not a thing already? Like a calzone, but without folding anything.

victorz,

Curiously, today I had a “kebab roll” (“kebabrulle”) which is a big thing in Sweden. Essentially a kebab pizza with a salad on top, some onion pieces, and dressing, rolled up into a roll, wrapped in tinfoil.

Very good, very heavy meal.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s a very flat cylinder, but a cylinder nevertheless.

ericisshort,

Cylinders prefer to be called thicc circles.

Monkeyhog, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

I’m certain this is absolutely hilarious in robot, you’re just too fleshy and inefficient to understand.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As a non robot and definitely a human person who is of the homo sapiens species, I can tell you that this humorous meme is quite hilarious to those of us who have soft bodies and are not made of any mechanical parts whatsoever. I suspect suspect suspect suspect you of being a robot in disguise! Everyone get them!

tjsauce, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The more you know

It would be 2PiZA, since ZZ is Z squared

EDIT: my bad, I was thinking of circumference

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

2 Pizza? That’s even better.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a 2-for-1 deal! Like Little Caesar’s! Pizza pizza.

Crozekiel,

Wat? It is supposed to be squared though…

reattach,

That would be the surface area of the crust, not the volume

victorz,

How does that work out? It doesn’t take into account how large the crust is in relation to the rest of the pizza.

reattach,

Sorry, the surface area of the “vertical” side of the crust, not including the top or bottom surfaces.

victorz,

Still not right, I think. That would be 2πZ, not 2πZa, right?

reattach,

No, you need to include the height of the cylinder (a). Imagine a deep dish pizza (big a) versus a thin crust (small a) - the sides of the deep dish pizza have more area. Your formula returns the circumference of the pizza.

If you’re interested in dimensional analysis (and why wouldn’t you be?) the formula you proposed doesn’t have enough length units. It would return a value of length (like inches, or cm) not area (like square inches or square cm).

victorz,

Oh gosh, my mistake. Had just woken up.

m12421k, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

did you try opening the image? I’m interested in seeing what random nonsense it generated xD

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I tried to wait for it to finish, but after a couple hundred more repetitions of JzH it just stopped abruptly without a closing parentheses, so I think I’ve been had.

m12421k,

lol

cool username, btw.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Thanks, I picked it myself.

OhNoMoreLemmy,

It used to do this all the time a few months ago. The links never worked. Eventually I got bored of asking it.

exocrinous,

It’s not an image. It’s a string of text designed to look like a link to an image. But it isn’t a link to an image. You’ll get a 404 if you try to use it.

Ephera,

I can’t get it to decode, even after correcting the base64 padding. Firefox just shows the broken image icon. My image viewer throws out the glorious log message Image format is actually “png” not “png”, along with a bunch of checksum errors.

I guess, the checksum can’t be correct when it’s cut off, but none of my image viewing/editing software wants to look past that.

In a hex viewer, it looks like this:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/53562043-87c9-451d-b097-fcc1d4222351.png

Compared to a normal PNG:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/a9bf2593-3024-4e7d-a5f9-ce32e2ddf05f.png

I don’t know the PNG spec by heart, but I guess, it doesn’t look completely off the rails before it goes there…

reflex, to lemmyshitpost in Buon giorno
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MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Gorr-LAH-mee

lugal,

Patrick, that scares him!

IWantToFuckSpez,
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