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Smoogs, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in This

He even looks like he’d smell like he just did a body fart

get_off_the_phone,

Ok, maybe I’m ignorant, maybe I found the phrase “body fart” hilarious, maybe both. But can someone please tell me what is the difference between a regular fart and a body fart?

Smoogs, (edited )

Excessively smelly usually because of intolerance to foods, swallowing air or if you get constipated because of stress so your body is expelling all the air it can possibly find in the colon. And you’re not alone…body fart is hilarious.

Blyfh, to lemmyshitpost in This

“HELLO PEOPLE OF AMERICA. IN THIS MUKBANG, WE’RE GONNA TRY–”

GiddyGap, to lemmyshitpost in This

'MURICA! WE GOT THE BRAINS!

fossphi, to lemmyshitpost in Shitposting on the taxpayer's dime

State sanctioned shitposting. This is the future liberals want

Walican132, to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

I wish I knew more about networking.

variants,

Today is the day to wish no longer

skullgiver, (edited )
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  • Jayb151,

    Question because you seem knowledgeable on mesh. I’ve got a network that spans a large area. I connected 3 mesh network aps to one switch which connects to my main router. Should the aps still be close together, or I’m good to spread them a bit since they’re all hard wired?

    skullgiver, (edited )
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  • Jayb151,

    Thank you for the response! I’ll look to see if the proprietary app has tips on this. Thanks!

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    i mean this isn’t really a networking thing, it’s just waves being blocked or reflected such that different areas have different coverage.

    it’s like trying to read an optician’s letter poster in a house made of glass of varying opacity.

    ImpossibilityBox, to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

    This diagram is only missing that one super speed zone into another dimensions high speed internet that is hidden up in the attic during the season just before Christmas as you dig through your stored belongings and wonder why you have so many dumb yard inflatables.

    Toes, to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

    Tbf this is the universes way of punishing you for using your computer and console on wifi

    GBU_28,

    Oh to have possible cable access

    Toes,

    Gotta make it happen it’s a huge improvement, even if that means running a big cable taped to the wall

    Confused_Emus,

    Run it down the hall and throw a runner rug over it!

    Toes,

    just make sure if you do that, its an armoured cable (not the flat ones!), so crushing it doesn’t hurt the cable.

    Yarmin,

    you can get extra wide duct tape and make a channel in the corner of your ceiling and wall to run lots of cables as well

    AgnosticMammal,

    Powerline ethernet to the rescue!

    PeterLossGeorgeWall,

    Also possible to do if you have multiple coax outlets in your building.

    Psythik,

    My rule is if the device doesn’t move much (or at all), it should have a wired connection.

    Basically my phone and my watch are the only devices in the house on WiFi.

    Toes, (edited )

    Yeah, anything sensitive to latency will have a wired connection in my home. It’s non-negotiable.

    DJDarren,

    I’ve got my watch on ethernet. The connection is rock solid, but it’s a bugger to get around.

    get_off_the_phone,

    Remember those curly telephone cords that stretched out to like 40ft when your mom walked around the house while on the phone and you had to dodge the cord like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment? And then the cord shrunk back to like 8ft when she hung the phone back on the cradle on the wall. And the next time your mom hung up the phone, the cord was like 10ft long with a bunch of kinks and twists. And the next time she hung the cord was like 12ft long and starting to bunch on the floor. And eventually there was like 30ft of telephone cord on the floor under the cradle that just gets kicked out of the way into the nearest corner and collects dust bunnies until the next time the phone rings and your mom answers and walks all around the house like she always does. (I could keep going but I don’t know where it will end.) Remember those curly telephone cords?

    You need a curly ethernet cord like that for your watch. It could help to get around.

    Also, what model watch do you have that has an ethernet port? My watch works fine but my gf is always complaining about a rock solid connection so I’m thinking about getting a new one.

    Floshie, to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

    I’m literally studying this for my next exam…

    … this is a cry for help

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Perhaps it would help if you studied the actual exam material instead?

    Floshie,

    Ahahah, I meant this as in “this subject”

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    You have an exam about why my neighbor’s WiFi connection is better than my own?

    thecrotch,

    Your neighbor is on an older router that does 2.4ghz, lower frequencies penetrate walls better

    supergrizzlybear,
    @supergrizzlybear@pawb.social avatar

    You can do a degree in anything these days

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Oh cool, where can I get a degree in shitposting?

    Venat0r, (edited )

    It’s called viral marketing.

    Floshie,

    That’s a rough approximation but yeah, pretty much

    100_percent_a_bot, to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

    Why is the neighbor living in the Harry Potter closet?

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    For the free WiFi of course

    GluWu, to lemmyshitpost in Trying to lose weight?

    That doesn’t look bad?

    agamemnonymous,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That would be a nightmare to actually eat, the skin is fully intact.

    Now, slice the cucumber normally and make little finger sandwiches with it, and that’s actually pretty appealing.

    MasterNerd, (edited )
    @MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

    It looks like a zucchini, not a cucumber

    Edit: I am wrong

    agamemnonymous,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Those bumps are very cucumber

    MasterNerd,
    @MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

    you know what, I’m not gonna have a fight over the Internet over whether or not a picture is of a zucchini or cucumber

    agamemnonymous,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Okay, dunno why you brought it up then.

    MasterNerd,
    @MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

    Huh, guess I’m wrong

    agamemnonymous,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    No sweat

    rickyrigatoni,

    You don’t have a choice. I am already deploying soldiers to your location.

    gentooer,

    I’ve never had a cucumber with bumps on before.

    agamemnonymous,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Strange, most slicer varieties have at least some bumps, though not as pronounced as most picking varieties. Maybe you’re used to Persians?

    gentooer,

    Wow, I never realised that cucumbers in America are different! Our variety is apparently the English one.

    agamemnonymous,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    There are a bunch of different varieties! Sometimes the bumps on smaller cukes will even have little spikes.

    Kusimulkku,

    the skin is fully intact

    You need to see a dentist if the skin on a cucumber is too much for you lol

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    It would be way too much cucumber for me, but this is right up some people’s alley. My husband will eat an entire cucumber whereas I can only enjoy a few slices at a time.

    I have celiac, and I’ll sometimes use iceberg lettuce leaves as sandwich material. I prefer that because it’s got a much milder flavor.

    GluWu,

    I don’t think I could eat the whole thing like it’s pictured, but imagine cutting it into like sushi sized pieces. I would 100% eat a few.

    But I’m incredibly lazy so in reality I just shove the various ingredients in my face hole.

    bruhduh,
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    For me cucumber is just edible water, i can eat them instead of drinking, hydrohomies also like these water crunchies

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    I must detect a flavor that others don’t because there’s a pretty strong flavor for me that can’t be ignored.

    They sometimes make me burp, too. Maybe it’s one of those genetic things because my dad has the same experience.

    Don’t get me wrong – I really like cucumbers, especially ones fresh from the garden, but I’d never eat a big chunk in one sitting, unless it were a pickle.

    dingus, (edited )

    They sometimes make me burp, too. Maybe it’s one of those genetic things because my dad has the same experience.

    That definitely is a thing! If you buy English/hothouse cucumbers instead of standard American cucumbers, they are less prone to causing this!

    ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in The more you know
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Here I thought it was because of Personal Investigator Z.Z. Andersen

    bruhduh, to memes in Send help pls
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    In the past, games was AAA but now they are this…

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    I’m afraid a game with that many A’s is gonna require a GeForce 1,000,000,000,070 to run smooth.

    possiblylinux127,

    You will need to buy 5 4090s

    jaschen, to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

    Wired + Mesh Wifi is the best combo. House not wired? Try powerline Ethernet. It does degrade the more you have so I only have it for my computer and PS5.

    DJDarren,

    That’s what I have. My house is quite long, so I’m guessing my landlord ran a cable from the front wall in the lounge through to the office/bedroom at the back upstairs. As a result, we have two mesh nodes hardwired to the router, then a wireless one in the middle to just fill in any gaps. I’ve never had better wifi.

    jaschen,

    Sounds like you might have lead paint or thick cement in the walls.

    I would just add another node using a powerline near your most popular spots. I would limit it to 2 max.

    jaschen, to lemmyshitpost in The more you know

    Isn’t the Z axis vertical?

    victorz,

    No? That would be the y axis.

    CheesyFox,

    in lots of 3D software Z is horizontal

    victorz,

    Horizontal going into the screen right? The depth axis, if you will.

    experbia,
    @experbia@lemmy.world avatar

    not consistently. I find there are basically two schools of thought in 3d graphics:

    • the screen is a graph representing a 3d space: the x axis is horizontal, the y axis is vertical. depth, going ‘into’ the screen, then becomes the z axis. mathematicians and programmers tend to like this.
    • the screen is a camera viewing a 3d space from within itself: the coordinates to position yourself along a line is one dimensional: x. to position yourself on a plane as in a 2d game, two dimensional: x, y. to position yourself within a volume, three dimensional: x, y, z. humans are kind of inherently planar spatial navigators - it’s easy to think about our position in terms of “where on the ground” we are, then adjust for height. 3d artists and level designers tend to like this.
    victorz,

    Ah I see. Thanks. I’m used to the first line of thought, as that’s what I’ve been using when doing 3D programming.

    jaschen,

    All the 3D printer software, Z is vertical. But I only used a couple so I am not an expert.

    VikingHippie,

    All the 3D printer software

    But I only used a couple

    🤔

    jaschen,

    Yup.

    PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
    @PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    It’s typically vertical, but you can name your variables however you want.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    The Z axis is usually used for depth, so it’s going to be perpendicular to whatever your frame of reference (i.e. projection plane) is.

    If it’s upright in space, like a computer screen, the Z axis will be horizontal. If it’s a sheet of paper on a desk, then yes, I suppose it could be argued to be vertical instead.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Not in bistromath.

    Aurenkin,

    Indeed, a common mistake for newcomers to the field.

    sneezycat, to lemmyshitpost in Trying to lose weight?
    @sneezycat@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I’m sure the carbs are the problem, and totally not the half a kilo of ham and cheese filling.

    Kusimulkku,

    That’s cheese?? I thought it was mayo or something

    sneezycat,
    @sneezycat@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I’m scared of it and I don’t wanna ask.

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