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recapitated, (edited ) to memes in I remember

When I heard about the Y2K panic in the mid 90s the very first thing I did (as a kid) was advance my clock to 12/31/1999 to see what would happen next.

IIRC when the date changed, it went back to some date in the 1980s I think. This was either windows 95 or 98, I can’t remember.

Anyway that advice to turn your computer off… What the heck? Then what, throw it away?

MacNCheezus,
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Nothing, really. The worst that could have happened to personal computers was that they’d show a wrong date. What people were really worried about was how computers responsible for critical infrastructure would handle it.

BradleyUffner, (edited )

We told people to turn them off because it was just easier than trying to explain to them that they might have to restart individual programs if they bugged out. It was a simple way for people that didn’t understand computers to get everything back into a known state.

IE “have you tried turning it off and on again?”

Anticorp, to memes in Let's hope it never has to come to this

You can patent a hose, just by drawing a diagram of some specific use?

Wispy2891, to memes in Let's hope it never has to come to this

Luckily now the patent is expired and we can all use this tech freely without getting sued

Todesschnitzel, to memes in Nomen est omen

Damn. Now the Cleric and Bard have to break him out of prison. Again

db2, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Wild animals: It’s free real estate dinner.

JoshuaSlowpoke777, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

I mean, I agree with the meme completely, but I’d also want to turn around in their arms and cuddle them right back. I’m a fan of both hugging and being hugged, and it might be a sensory thing.

MacNCheezus,
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Nothing wrong with that.

Stalinwolf, (edited )
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I’m not huge of cuddling and tend to get overheated easily when I do, but I find it really pleasurable (non-sexually) when my wife runs her finger/fingernail on my hand or arm. Just light touch in general feels incredibly stimulating, but it’s kind of a weird thing to outright ask for so I just kind of enjoy it when it comes around. I also like when my kid steps on my arms or legs when climbing on me. I should probably look into massage therapy.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey yeah I’m a massage therapist we will do anything you ask as long as it’s not sexual or doesn’t go beyond the boundaries of the standard sheet-draping protocols.

I’m not suggesting you seek me out specifically, but just letting you know that any massage therapist is trained to meet the needs of the customer. Within the scope of our licensure.

There is a basic protocol and flow that we all generally follow, which DOESN’T include light tickly touches or scratching or squishing or climbing but you CAN request such things if that’s what you like.

Stalinwolf,
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That’s cool to know. I don’t think I would be comfortable seeking the touch/grazing part from a therapist, but I’ve never had a professional massage and I feel like I’d really benefit from one. My legs especially. I figure it’s due to being on my feet full-time at my job, but pushing and dragging my palms along my quads before bed every feels incredible.

kajko,

You feel how you feel but just wondering why this feels like such a weird thing to ask for? My own partner told me he enjoys that kind of light touch (also sensorially rather than sexually) and I try to do it whenever I think about it, and it makes me happy that he’s enjoying it, and it’s not like it’s a struggle for me.

Stalinwolf, (edited )
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I don’t honestly know why it feels so weird. I guess maybe because it feels a little self-serving and silly. Like, asking for a massage serves a function to relieve muscle tension. But asking for stimulating tickles on my arm makes me feel self-conscious for some reason.

MrFunnyMoustache,

Please tell her. I’m sure she will be glad to know that you like it, and will do it more often.

For me it’s the opposite, light touches give me discomfort, and firm touches with pressure are comforting from a sensory experience. Talking about it with your partner is really important.

kajko,

I second telling her!

And I’m also one for firm squeezes instead. Light touches make me overstimulated. All the light touches for my partner instead!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, to comicstrips in Making Friends 101

Three-horns never play with long-necks.

MacNCheezus,
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I understood that reference.

…and now I’m sad

BoxerDevil,

They are remaking it with cgi

Crashumbc,

Now I’m sad

Gestrid,

I understood that reference.

And now I suddenly feel old.

JargonWagon,

Fuckin Cera.

Buddahriffic,

Wait, her name was Cera, not Sara? It was a pun this whole time!?

indomara, to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

This, is an occlupanid. To read further about the fascinating research on these, see the “Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group” (HORG) website. www.horg.com/horg/

Usernamealreadyinuse,

Risky click of the day, but darn interesting!

indomara,

Aren’t humans great sometimes? :)

FlyingSquid,
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Wait, there’s not just one kind?

indomara,

Indeed not! Australia has some interesting ones not yet classified, if you come across an occlupanid in your daily life that has not yet been classified and catalogued, you can contact HORG and send them in. :)

FlyingSquid,
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Mind blown.

CameronDev, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Some of them used to contain bog standard DSLRs, so they were worth stealing.

jaschen,

Someone actually stole a bunch of cameras but couldn’t offload it and ended up getting caught when he tried to sell it on craigslist. Lol. Apparently the camera units are proprietary in the office shelf.

potatopotato, to memes in Oil is oil guys

… Why does the sunflower oil factory have a plasma cutter?

fishos, (edited )
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That’s all I could see as well. Either BBC just grabbed a stock photo, or something is up lol

jettrscga,

If they like sun, surely they like plasma.

fl42v,

And how exactly are you supposed to cut sunflowers with a rotary CNC?

CluckN, to memes in Honestly

Oi you got a loicense for this meme?

gibmiser, to lemmyshitpost in Does he bring presents too or just science homework?
phoenixz, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production

Missed opportunity for “Weapons of ass destruction”

I’m 15 years old again, apparently…

MacNCheezus,
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Weapons of gas production

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Weapons of ass destruction…

I’m torn between making a Taco Bell joke or a joke about my dick.

MycelialMass,

I’m ready to hear both

Kolanaki, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production
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It should be Taco Bell instead.

Weapon of Ass Destruction

MacNCheezus,
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I’m sure they have those as well.

j4k3,
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In and Out, better food, better promise

RubberElectrons,
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I know right?? What the fuck is in their oil that makes their fries kill my guts??

Nothing but plain fries, and a small soda = chanclas spanking my ass.

Hupf, to memes in Everyone's upset a Youtube blocking adblockers, meanwhile this exists

Anti-adblocking level: crimes against humanity

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