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BilboBargains, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He called his house Legoland

DogWater, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Reminds me of the sniper in saving Private Ryan.

Put me within 1 mile of the furer, you can pack it up boys, wars over, we going home

Or something like that

Fedizen, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Lord of the rings but the giant eagles are stealth bombers.

Zink,

There must be room in the world for a high budget “Mordor vs USA” parody movie.

Or maybe a 30 second comedy video.

Enoblk, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
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Really all it’s going to do is slap your hand with the bedazzled parts, I doubt there is enough energy to make them all fly unless they are pretty loose. But it would still hurt like hell cause I had a Toyota logo on the back of my hand after getting hit by the airbag in my car.

AFKBRBChocolate,

Those logo bruises are a thing. Imagine how much worse these would be if the logo was bedazzled.

KpntAutismus,

i would love to be branded with a toyota-logo tbh. but these seem like they heal without much scarring.

Chef, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

This is purely a guess but I feel like the people who do this are probably also more likely to get into an accident where the airbag would deploy.

KpntAutismus,

darwinism hard at work.

JoMiran, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
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Bedazzled Claymore

shalafi,

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

Swedneck, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an assault rifle.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/af82f125-eca5-4433-b83a-a589ea8b6145.jpeg

Wogi,

I’m kinda sad it’s a normal size rifle. He’s a Hobbit it should be huge

Swedneck,
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it was specially comissioned

MissJinx,
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Frodo is a little bitch, give it to Sam

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Lord of the Rings but Sam has an assault rifle… and an armored SUV

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1a6984f9-310f-4c0f-b293-8181b238585d.jpeg

Sotuanduso,
  1. They can outrun the black riders.
  2. The black riders alert the witch-king.
  3. They can’t outrun the fellbeast.

So yeah, pretty short. But if they are able to maintain stealth, then:

  1. They get stopped at Caradhras by bad weather anyways.
  2. They go through Rohan instead of Moria (otherwise they’d have to abandon the SUV or be very dangerous.)
  3. They outrun any of the cavalry that might try to stop them.
  4. They get through Minas Tirith months before the battle, no biggie.
  5. They get stumped at the Black Gate.
ArcaneSlime,
  1. They call in Gandalf in his A10 Thunderbolt II (because the eagles didn’t have a 30mm GAU-8 Avenger). Drops a paveway on the Black Gate and dumps 1,174 30mm slugs and a few clusters of hydra 70mm rockets into the horde.
Swedneck, (edited )
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armored cars really only make sense for open areas, what they should have is 6-wheeled ATVs like finnish military messengers have.

MissJinx,
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I would watch this movie!

ICastFist,
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“Time to TRIM and MOW DOWN Mordor’s orcish hordes!” - Samwise “The Gardener” Gamgee

Shapillon,

Frodo is the sentient equivalent of tying the ring to a snail.

Jokes aside he is supposed to be exceptionally resilient to its corruption.

ICastFist,
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ONE SHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER!

youtu.be/p1-ExbgKUUI

superduperenigma, to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

The AI really put a strawbussy on that top right strawberry 💀

MacNCheezus,
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I mean… that’s what strawberries look like when you cut them in half.

https://www.freefoodphotos.com/imagelibrary/fruit/jucy_strawberries.jpg

meliaesc,

This is a Christian server!

MacNCheezus,
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looks at domain name

Uh… sure, buddy

De_Narm, to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

Call me crazy, but I think pasta, fruit and vanilla sauce could work.

MacNCheezus,
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Sure, as long as you don’t use the seasoning packet…

squigglycunt, (edited )

nope, it tastes even better trust me bro

MacNCheezus,
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Found the milksteak enjoyer

EvilEyedPanda, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Walk Walk Walk Walk

Abnorc, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Elves have standards.

Be polite.

Be efficient.

Have a plan to kill every orc you meet.

creditCrazy,
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My party does not care for me at all.

I’m an assassin not a crazed elf.

What’s the difference. Well ones a job and the other is a mental sickness.

Gibliy put frodo on the communication spell.

Xtallll, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
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Bedazzled steering wheels are like hunting with Dick Cheney, there’s always a chance you are going to get a face full of bird shot.

100_percent_a_bot, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

Claymore at home:

Pumafred9, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

You should say something else.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Something else

MaxHardwood,

Surely they didn’t mean that

CosmicTurtle,

I did mean that. And don’t call me Shirley.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?

originalucifer, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
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ha, they will be pretty no more if those bags go off

MacNCheezus,
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Pretty bloody

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