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Amir, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads
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coomer elementary school?

Viking_Hippie,

It’s Comer Elementary School. Named after what at least half of the biological parents did in order to produce the students.

CameronDev, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Some of them used to contain bog standard DSLRs, so they were worth stealing.

jaschen,

Someone actually stole a bunch of cameras but couldn’t offload it and ended up getting caught when he tried to sell it on craigslist. Lol. Apparently the camera units are proprietary in the office shelf.

SouravSatvaya, to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful
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You mean “Omlet Plant”?

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Those are fried eggs.

Mr_Blott, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Whether or not it’s a crime punishable by death all depends on how you massacre the word “bologna”

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Baloni

Mr_Blott,

🧐

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Bah-LOW-knee 🤌

Mr_Blott,

What a load of bolongnah

TootSweet, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

But do you use the flavor packet or no?

PunnyName,

That’s for the gravy icing

MacNCheezus,
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But is it creamy chicken, roast beef, shrimp lime or soy sauce?

Ulvain,

Yes.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I do count 4 layers of ramen, each approximately the size of one packet, so I guess it’s not impossible to have used all of them at once for maximum flavor.

Imgonnatrythis,

What kind of dumb question is that? You want a flavorless ramen bologna cake?

ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I had to downvote this before upvoting it

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

First click the downvote button, then click the upvote button. Simple, really.

Imgonnatrythis,

That’s the stamp of excellence in shitposting.

GissaMittJobb, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Allow me to introduce you to a Swedish delicacy: Smörgåstårta (Sandwich cake): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smörgåstårta

Basically a cake, but made out of layers of white bread and savory things, like for example ham, liver pâté or salmon. The ‘frosting’ or whatever you want to call it is usually based on mayonnaise or creme fraiche.

It’s really good, for the record. You eat it as a main, commonly at festive occasions.

synapse1278,
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The Smörgåstårta is becoming a trend on lemmy ? It’s the second time this week I have to post this superb recipe video !

THE_ANON, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

It’s fucking raw

half_built_pyramids,

Oooh baby I like it raw

Blizzard, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske

PSA: Grandmother’s Day is this Sunday.

holycrap,

So… does that mean visiting my grandma at the cemetery or my own mom who is now a grandmother?

SasquatchBanana,

Both

LordAmplifier,

How about a lovely family picnic in the cemetery, then?

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

But does it have probiotics?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

IDK but definitely has lots of corn syrup

kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s got electrolytes!

VikingHippie,

It’s what plants crave!

pacmondo, to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Some food science company just made a doritos liqeur so you’re not that far off: foodandwine.com/doritos-flavored-liquor-taste-841…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Every day we stray further from God’s light

habanhero, to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Now you have my attention. For 3 seconds.

Tremble,

Four seconds

bigkahuna1986, to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Thanks, I hate it.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

But you haven’t even tried it 😂

Madison420,

I hate to think how much I would like it if it actually tasted like nacho cheese Doritos.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully

I’m browsing by “new” but this joke was from a week or two ago. Can we please move on?

Dempf,

Sure, I have an idea. How about we talk about beans…

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/a392c9f1-27c2-4191-8ad6-d10543d5b19a.webp

CaptainMcMonkey, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in They're good dogs, Brent

What is Purebred, If it’s not just inbred with the paperwork to prove it?

Junkers_Klunker,

Yea its like the house of Habsburg vs. Alabama

Kyle,

I used to think that as well.

But I took the saying “adopt and shop responsibly” to heart and looked up what a responsible breeder has to do to be considered one.

Genetic tests determine if the dogs have known genes that cause diseases. If one of the parents has a recessive gene for a disease that won’t express in the pups because the other parent doesn’t have it, you can keep dogs that have desirable traits like excellent personality, lack of anxiety and general health in the gene pool—helping to maintain genetic diversity while not passing down a disease.

The kennel clubs (CKC) have started helping to reduce inbreeding by keeping track of the lineage of dogs and avoiding inbreeding by calculating the coefficient of inbreeding. The COI is a metric used in dog breeding to measure the level of inbreeding in a dog’s pedigree. It is an excellent tool for an institution that used to inadvertently encourage inbreeding because they created standards. Can more be done? Yes, is this a step in the right direction? Yes.

It’s worth noting that genetic tests don’t know everything, they might only test for a handful of the 20,000 or so genes and we don’t know what all genes do, and some genes are benign in some breeds and dangerous in others. This is why x-rays and elbow and hip assesments of the parents are still important. It’s also why meeting the parents of you puppy is important. If you don’t like them, you won’t like their pups.

On top of that epigenetics massively impacts the behaviour of pups. This is especially true if the grandmother of a puppy had a happy stress free life. Yes, we now know that improvements from nurture not just nature can be inherited. Dogs with happy lives produce happy dogs.

A responsible breeder will have done all of this, as well as done early socialisation and desensitization for the first eight weeks of the pups and many more considerations like limiting the amount of times they use a dam. These tests and assessments would have cost them around $10,000 for the dam and sire.

I wrote this insane response because if typing this on a meme educated one person who might get a dog, then the world is just a little bit of a better place.

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