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Anticorp, to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

West coast, best coast!

mojofrododojo,

I’ll pay the waterfall tax for fewer chuds and legal dope.

LodeMike, to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

They still use these???

ohlaph,

That’s what I was thinking. I lost one to my bagels last week.

LodeMike,

I’m sorry.

jayemar,

F

psycho_driver, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

I would definitely try it.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What if the icing was beef flavored?

psycho_driver,

I would be a little disappointed if it wasn’t.

paddirn, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Semi-related: Only small amounts of copper are typically stored in the human body, and the average adult has a total body content of 50–120 mg copper. Most copper is excreted in bile, and a small amount is excreted in urine.

Kalkaline,

More if you have Wilson’s Disease

paddirn,

Get to work, crackheads

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

If I’m ever a crackhead I’m stealing everyone’s pee.

misterundercoat,

Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities… thats the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. Modern science knows all of this, but there has never been a single example of succesful human trasmutation.

prayer,

saltpeter:100g

So we can make explosives out of humans? Oh boy.

Asidonhopo,

I believe this is a minor plot point in Fight Club

quigat,

<span style="color:#323232;">These are the Things that Make a Man
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Iron enough to make a nail,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Lime enough to paint a wall,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Water enough to drown a dog,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Sulphur enough to stop the fleas,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Potash enough to wash a shirt,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Gold enough to buy a bean,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Silver enough to coat a pin,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Lead enough to ballast a bird,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Phosphor enough to light the town,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Poison enough to kill a cow,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Strength enough to build a home,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Time enough to hold a child,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Love enough to break a heart.
</span>

Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

Thcdenton, to memes in Too soon?

Wasn’t harambe shot by his keeper? I think I remember them being devasted that he had to shoot.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Okay let’s find the guy who decided he had to be put down then.

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Just an aside, it’s still impressive to me with all the technical limitations they had, they were still able to make Mario feel so damn floaty swimming through the water levels.

I think modern developers are in some ways stifled by an aimless lack of limitations.

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Creative constraints is the term you’re looking for

It’s absolutely a thing - they do it for creative writing and game jams, and it’s very effective.

Programming is inherently creative, even if we don’t think of it that way. You start learning the basic use, then you get into very rudimentary designs - at that stage, you transition from problem solving to creating a design that solves a problem.

Constraints help - if you pick what we call an opinionated framework, it limits and guides you. It tells you how pieces fit together, and ideally it doesn’t limit you, but it does make some things much easier and others harder.

Nintendo had an extremely opinionated engine in that time - they were still drawing the maps out on paper in a grid, then scanning it with custom hardware.

These days, you open up godot, and you get a blank screen. You could make anything, 2d or 3d, a game or a tool, and it just gives you the tools. You could build a tile map for a 2d game, or a terrain for 3d, you can set the camera wherever you want. You can have multiple cameras, multiple maps - you can do anything

It’s overwhelming.

xX_fnord_Xx, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske

The secret is MSG if your Gramma is Asian.

The secret is Cough syrup if your Gramma is a boomer/silent generation.

root_beer,

Or a bartender who wants to claim all the credit for the hot new drink that’s taken the town by storm

Fisk400, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske

The secret is that the recipe was taken from the back of a bag of flour in 1963.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

This guy grandmas

Knightfox,

Bonus points if Granny still has the original strip of bag she cut the recipe off of.

kittehx, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske
@kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s not that secret, everyone knows that it’s love

hakunawazo,

Don’t you see it? Death, the secret ingredient is death. Sacrifice of a relative for the best pasta in town.

NeatNit,
samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
z500, (edited )
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Yes, nothing but love! And a few drops of ordinary LSD.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Huh, mine was ketamine

ZoopZeZoop,

That’s the answer shared with the masses to keep them from digging further. It’s a secret club, and we’re not members.

phoenixz, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

So much wrong in this picture.

  • Hey, want to commit a crime?
  • photo enforcement sucks and doesn’t really work and is just used as tax revenue for cities
  • meanwhile speeding continues as normal with all the casualties that come with it
  • Cities, however, do need this revenue to not go bankrupt because they’re all designed wrong and can barely get any tax revenued while still affording details like infrastructure maintenance
  • Cities should redesign their rod infrastructure instead. Where you still need car roads, design the roads for the speed you want. If you put a highway in front of a school, people will drive a 100 miles per hour because that is what the road was dest for.
  • Cities should start changing laws to push for livable designs focused on humans beings instead of cars everywhere. You’ll need less cars, have less accidents, get more tax revenue from more local businesses
Prok,
@Prok@lemmy.world avatar

You wouldn’t download a crime!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Dude I am a crime in some jurisdictions. Don’t tell me what I wouldn’t do.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Sir, this is a shitposting forum.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shitpost

oji, to memes in Too soon?

Men in their afterlife are jumping onto the Doom guy

Sylvartas,

I’ll be the doot revenant just out of frame

hungryphrog, to memes in Too soon?

just let this stupid meme template die already

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Mfs going to hell to find that guy when they realize they’re now in hell for eternity

MBM,

I hate the word normie, but even “normies vs me” would be so much better

Kiosade,

What word would you prefer? To me, neurotypical just sounds a bit too scientific to use in casual conversation/memes.

dan1101, to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

Be right back going to visit them all.

Boris_NotTooBadinoff,

Don’t go chasing waterfalls

dan1101,

That’s right, TLC says not to and they’ve never steered me wrong.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

See you in a couple of years then

SlothMama, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Replace that with spam and it’s fire

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
SlothMama,

I love musubi

smeg, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

What’s a “photo enforcement camera”? Speed camera? CCTV? Detects you then just drops on your head?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Speed traps or red light cameras, generally.

CCTV is considered surveillance, not enforcement.

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s a camera that enforces photos.

smeg,

Wow, you really do know best!

chicken, (edited )

They take your picture and then you get a mostly automated letter with the picture saying you have to pay a fine, but mostly you can ignore them. I lived near an intersection with one, every time the left turn light turned red (which happened way faster than normal) the picture flash went off for the last three or so people going through the intersection, presumably all of them getting tickets. I assume they are also recording the license plate numbers of everyone going through the intersection regardless of perceived violations.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Why do you think those letters in the mail can be ignored? They are tied to your license plate and that is serious business. If you don’t pay traffic fines, the fines go up and up and Then they involve the criminal justice system and you have to show up in court and it’s all just very ugly. Oh yeah they can suspend your driver’s license over it too, There’s no way to get out of paying traffic citations.

Death_Equity,

I know in Arizona, but possibly other states too, you have to be served for the violation. So people just ignore them without consequences until they get caught for something else more serious.

chicken, (edited )

Why do you think those letters in the mail can be ignored?

I forget the exact reason, I researched it at the time and don’t remember well now, but the other comments are probably right. Anyway I know they can be ignored because I ignored them and nothing ever happened. Was more than a decade ago so I think I’m good. They were clearly sending them out to a large portion of everyone going through the intersection for no good reason, it was basically just a grift, so it would have been ridiculous to actually enforce all of them with police and courts.

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