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swab148, to memes in Nomen est omen
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The Suez Canal Incident

DrChickenbeer, to memes in Crop Top

That is the ugliest child I have ever laid eyes on.

30p87,

I see, you did not have mirrors or water in your childhood then? /s

CaptnNMorgan, (edited ) to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

This would only be cool if you’re somehow guaranteed zero people/predators or cameras in a large enough radius that you won’t ever be seen or attacked by an animal. Fucking under the stars on a real bed sounds pretty cool. But there is a building in the background. I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

baatliwala,

Forget zero people/predators, I need a guarantee for zero mosquitoes and flies

gmtom,

Yes all those natural predators in Switzerland you need to watch out for.

CaptnNMorgan,

According to Google they have wolves and bears. What more do you want?

gmtom,

I would trust everything you read on Google. While Switzerland probably does have some wolves and bears realistically you’re never going to encounter one.

Tau, to lemmybewholesome in AI will fix everything 😎

Now make them kiss

Kecessa, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

Told a couple once “Just so you know, in an accident the clipboard you’ve got glued to your dashboard will hit you right in the face as the airbag explodes madam, so it might be a good idea to remove it.”

She looked at me with huge eyes then turned to her husband who was looking straight ahead with an annoyed look on his face, they took off and the clipboard was still there on their next visit…

poppy,

Do you know what the hell it was used for?? Did they like…pin old school Map Quest instructions to it?

citrusface,

I’ve seen people do it to jot down plates of litterbugs

Kecessa, (edited )

Probably used to hold reports for an on the road job

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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That’s an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page’s worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:

“Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment.”

:-P

Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah…what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let’s train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

So we are replacing pigeons with crackhead?

penguinsAreRapists,
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Birds aren’t real

cRazi_man, to memes in If you ever feel useless

But why doesn’t the biggest one just simply eat the smaller ones?

DeepGradientAscent,
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Omicron Persei 8 is wonderful during the holiday season.

hakunawazo,

Or mate with them.
Yes, observing nature and letting it do its thing is exciting.

Hegar, (edited ) to memes in I have bad news for you...

I see dope, pedo, and pood. Now I wonder why there aren't more obscene word search shirts.

fushi01, (edited )
@fushi01@lemmy.world avatar

You missed the most important one, poop

tweeks,

dodo / pepe as well

Sibbo, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Did you know that the weather in the mountains can change rapidly and without warnings?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Sorry, tarps and scaffolding is extra.

Chef, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

This is purely a guess but I feel like the people who do this are probably also more likely to get into an accident where the airbag would deploy.

KpntAutismus,

darwinism hard at work.

TrendigOsthyvel, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Almost as delicious as the traditional swedish sandwich cake

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/39050f0b-0a89-4769-b82b-7011a7b2836f.jpeg

jaybone,

This actually looks good though.

OPs thing makes me sick.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Damn, that’s next level

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Smörgåstårta is actually delicious though.

synapse1278, (edited )
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

You can make one yourself following this guide

Kusimulkku,

I love me some voileipäkakku. Especially the salmon one, that’s the tits and always gets eaten first at weddings haha

BetaBlake, to memes in Honestly

Fuck this dumb inferiority-complex-having bullshit

Urist,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Oof you think the US is superior.

asbestos, to memes in Very different situations
@asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

Man how many oils memes do you have

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Oil of them!

dingus,

He’s doing asbestos he can

MissJinx,
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The angry oil rant is funnier than most of the memes. I’m laughing out loud

nova_ad_vitum, to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

I immediately thought this would be better with Clarkson’s face on it, and sure enough the creator had already realized that.

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