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MangoKangaroo, to food in You, yeah you there on the other side of the screen, you should fry up some garbanzo beans (aka chickpeas). It's delicious and costs like $2 tops.

What entree do people pair these with? Or do you just, like, eat them with rice or something?

chamomile,
@chamomile@furry.engineer avatar

@MangoKangaroo @21Cabbage There are lots of options, but personally I like serving them with rice, fried onions and kale! You can either pan fry them, or spread them on a sheet tray in the oven with the onions. I simultaneously make seasoned rice cooked in vegetable stock and a teaspoon or two of the same spices I cooked the chickpeas and onions in. (I like ras el hanout, but you can use whatever seasoning you like.)

MangoKangaroo,

This sounds neat, and I do love me some onions. I’ll add it to the list.

baggins,
@baggins@beehaw.org avatar

I simultaneously make seasoned rice cooked in vegetable stock and a teaspoon or two of the same spices I cooked the chickpeas and onions in With some chopped carrot, peppers, peas and sweetcorn, it’s a staple on our meal lists. We call it ‘Rice Fandango’.

In honour of Carlos Fandango :-)

chamomile,
@chamomile@furry.engineer avatar

@baggins I'm afraid I'm not familiar, but that does sound good!

21Cabbage, to food in You, yeah you there on the other side of the screen, you should fry up some garbanzo beans (aka chickpeas). It's delicious and costs like $2 tops.

Just got the wild thought in my head that I should tell you how to do this. Get yourself an appropriate sized pan and a can of two of garbanzo beans or chickpeas, whatever they’re called where you’re buying them. Get pan hot with your favored oil, mine’s pure olive oil. Then add the DRAINED beans (shake as much liquid as you can out of them) and fry to the desired crisp.

I_am_10_squirrels,

You can also toss them with seasoned cornstarch before frying for extra crispy taste

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH, to food in You, yeah you there on the other side of the screen, you should fry up some garbanzo beans (aka chickpeas). It's delicious and costs like $2 tops.

Lemon and paprika goes good on these.

21Cabbage,

This batch was chili powder and garlic, I’ll keep that in mind for next time.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH,

That sounds delicious. Chickpeas are the best bean. Amazing in everything.

coffeetest,

I would think harissa would be good here. Then again it is good in almost anything.

synae, to food in You, yeah you there on the other side of the screen, you should fry up some garbanzo beans (aka chickpeas). It's delicious and costs like $2 tops.
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

There was a bar near me that had this as a snack, they are delicious

21Cabbage,

Literally what inspired me. Walked past the place and thought “well that was a great appetizer there, wonder if I could make it”. So I looked it up and as it turns out it’s cheap as shit to make.

slampisko, to memes in Japanese people might think it's too soon for this meme. Poseidon doesn't.

*Poseidon’t.

ChillDude69,

Poseidon’t fuck around, that’s for sure.

Roderik, to memes in Some of y'all will be getting these for Christmas. Be prepared. You're welcome.
@Roderik@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine paying to get tapped. Never been fond of all these smart home gadgets, although I do love the features it offers. I’d buy one in a heartbeat if it wouldn’t be so privacy intrusive.

ironhydroxide,

That’s why I went home assistant and then built my own “echo”.

It’s not as feature rich, and what it has takes work to setup. But it’s totally worth it for the security/privacy

MonkeMischief,

Good news is that self-hosting with things like Home Assistant (home-assistant.io) , privacy-respecting open source smarthome stuff is becoming a lot more accessible!

Stuff that’s heavily encrypted that only you or your household can access.

It all stays local and belongs to the user, instead of relying on some monolithic tech-giant.

I just wish there was a better way to educate people about it, but there’s unfortunately billions invested in making sure people forget how technology works and waving shiny exploitative e-waste in front of them instead.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Some of y'all will be getting these for Christmas. Be prepared. You're welcome.

What year is this? 2018?

ChillDude69, (edited )

Well, they’ve gone down in price to the point that they’ll be in people’s stockings. And getting immature with them is always fun.

Remember: they can also make a simply fantastical array of fart sounds. “Alexa: open Big Fart” is the magic phrase.

EatYouWell,

Smart of them to make their spying devices a loss leader. Get even more rubes to buy one.

Peppycito,

Embrace, extend, extinguish

Excigma,
LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

seriously remember when these first came out circa 2014 and only wealthy people were buying them? Then Amazon saw what power they had in their hands recording all audio from within people’s homes, they brought the price down way low so even Neanderthals can have these now. Oh the spying possibilities!

MonkeMischief,

Like how they have a complete surveillance network of “Ring” devices on 98/100 homes in American suburbs?

You’d think it was mandatory. It’s so creepy. I don’t even wanna think how many cameras catch me from all angles just walking down the street.

Not a fan of how “meta” is swarming the VR market with loss-leader headsets either. Lord knows the kind of data they’re pulling from those things, and on top of it, they’re turning VR into another mobile-trash market in the process. But that’s another conversation.

SpaceNoodle,

I set up a button that makes her say “fart” when I press it

Then a few minutes later she says “fart” again

My wife claims she doesn’t think it’s nearly as funny as I do, but I caught her giggling once

Norgur, to memes in "Fantasy Zone" is such an innocuous name, too...

I'd go with fucking Megaman. Shit unfair as fuck

bruhduh, (edited )
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

I played the fuck of Megaman 3 and battletoads and battletoads double dragon when i was kid, but i didn’t played this game in post, please enlighten me, from the looks of it it’s like touhou

MonkeMischief,

Specifically those stupid sequentially disappearing blocks in the Iceman levels.

Maybe I’m just weak or something but Megaman X is like the perfect Megaman haha.

LEONHART, to memes in "Fantasy Zone" is such an innocuous name, too...

“What’s that, Yakuza 0? You’d like me to complete a mission by achieving 100,000 points in a retro game down at the arcade? No sweat, what game is–ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu…”

ChillDude69,

“Ffffffuuuuuu” is right, but it WAS hilarious, how they introduced the Fantasy Zone cabinet, in the game. That arcade ho was like “I’ll show you my fantasy zone,” and Majima was like “I’m all ears. And, like, one eye.”

LEONHART,

Oh, totally. That was gold.

Delphia, to memes in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

Ive seen that many adds for idiotic games where the stupid fuck in the add is obviously just playing the game poorly and I KNOW its a tactic to get me to prove how smaht I am by getting the game and doing better than the shitstick in the video. I KNOW its a manipulation tactic.

But I kind of still want to prove it.

BruceTwarzen,

They said only 1% of the people can solve the puzzle, vut i could solve it every time. By my own calculations my IQ is around 164

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

vut you might want to recalculate.

ChillDude69, (edited )

There’s a subset of those that end up actually being SUPER CREEPY. Ya know the ones where there’s, like, a pack of Albert Einsteins or Socrateses (Socratepedes???) all chanting and waving their arms? And saying some weird shit like “ONLY LEFT BRAINED PEOPLE CAN BEAT THIS LEVEL” or whatever wack-ass shit, like that?

That shit is somehow, like, actual nightmare fuel for me. It’s just too surreal and weirdly threatening. Makes me want to just not look at it, instantly.

littlebluespark, (edited )
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Bright side? You’re living a charmed AF life if that’s “nightmare fuel”. 🤌🏼

ChillDude69,

Well, the lowest possible level of nightmare fuel.

orca,
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

It’s nightmare fuel for your nightmare moped and not your nightmare jet.

ChillDude69,

Exactly. And I mean, you’re gonna put more hours on the moped than the jet, most likely.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Socrati?

Socrate!

Nommer,

Vinny from Vinesauce on twitch will often play the most horrible mobile games/ads on Sunday streams and him and chat are always just absolutely shitting on them. It’s a great laugh, I highly recommend.

hulemy,
Delphia,

Lol, I may actually get that.

Phen,

I’ve tried those games so you don’t have to:

Reality is even worse than the worst thing you can imagine. You know all those games you’ve seen hundreds of ads for and do do a pretty shitty job at making the game itself feel interesting?

Well that game content shown in the ads is actually the best part of those games. The actual game has nothing to do with what’s shown in the ad, but if you keep playing the super boring game, from time to time you get a chance to play a mini game inside of it which is still pretty boring but miles ahead of the rest of the game. Those mini games are what is shown in the ads.

I don’t know how those games afford so many ads. Who is even playing them. I can only imagine some people actually play it just for fear of missing out because the constant ads for those games make the game itself appear popular.

Plantfoodclock, to memes in If anything, there should be 3 more Cousin Eddie types and a LOT more yelling and crying

Does the Folgers Christmas commercial show what white brother/sister dynamics are really like?

ChillDude69,

I don’t know if I’ve seen that one. But the Country Crock commercials show what non-abusive white marriages are like. Lots of small talk and occasional hand-touching, but not much else.

Plantfoodclock, (edited )

youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ?si=JH7qla5miBDBAi5p, there’s a shorter version but I think this is the one I saw last time I was in the South

PrincessLeiasCat,

Wait - is that a SEQUEL to the one like 20 years ago?

I know about it because I had recorded some show on VHS and watched it a million times (as kids do) and the OG Folgers Christmas commercial was one of the commercials.

It was the same premise but the sister was a little kid and the brother was home from college IIRC.

Plantfoodclock,

I’d chalk it up to common marketing strategies based on family around the holidays.

That said, I really hope the one you’re talking about didn’t have the same sexual tension between the brother and sister. “I can excuse incest but I draw the line at pedophilia”

PrincessLeiasCat,

lol thankfully no, and here it is:

youtu.be/I4kNl7cQdcU?si=Igl9ONzPbfQo-5AE

Plantfoodclock,

Well I stand corrected, the newer one is definitely a tribute to the old commercial considering it seems to have been a bit beloved. Except the newer one is also beloved by white brothers and sisters everywhere.

PrincessLeiasCat,

Since I have no brothers or sisters, it’s just meh to me lol

ChillDude69,

Jesus Christ on a whole-wheat bagel, man. The production values and acting in that shit were, like, OUT OF CONTROL.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Fun fact: the sister in that commercial is played by the daughter of Star Trek character actor Jeffrey Combs.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in If anything, there should be 3 more Cousin Eddie types and a LOT more yelling and crying

My that’s a dapper ginger though

ChillDude69,

Well, I created him with AI, so double no-soul. I guess that gives him some kind of unnatural, predatory magnetism, like a vampire.

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@lemmy.world avatar

God thats horrifying. Ai generated ginger army.

hurricane155, to memes in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

Imagine if the first few close buttons were just links to the game. What a mind fuck would that be

Guntrigger,

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this. At least what looks like a close button appears but it has an arrow or some shit instead which links to the game page. It changes to an x after a few seconds, so if you’re too eager you’re clicking on the ad. It’s very shitty.

ChillDude69, (edited )

That would kinda explain a lot. I think this shit started to become an inconvenience in my life AFTER my eyes started to deteriorate. So, like, I couldn’t possibly see it, without holding a magnifying glass up to my phone.

Zworf, to food in You, yeah you there on the other side of the screen, you should fry up some garbanzo beans (aka chickpeas). It's delicious and costs like $2 tops.

Also nice to make hummus from 😀

mrGarbanzo, to food in You, yeah you there on the other side of the screen, you should fry up some garbanzo beans (aka chickpeas). It's delicious and costs like $2 tops.

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