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CluckN, to science_memes in Why??

Holds up a piece of paper

A wormhole

grabs a pencil

Works like this

folds paper

shoves pencil up my ass

three20three, (edited ) to science_memes in What does a PhD mean?

One of my professors used to refer to it as:

Bull Shit

More Shit

Piled High and Deep

tigeruppercut,

I guess outside of STEM you have Bull Ass and More Ass?

holycrap,

Only in customer facing positions

orbitz,

My Dad used to say it was just BS piled higher and deeper, similar but I always liked the joke from that phrasing.

Bishma, to science_memes in uhhh uhhhhh
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

We’re not alone in the universe but space is so vast that it’s a difference without a distinction. 💀

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve come to the conclusion…. That if there are species out there able to travel interstellar distances in a reasonable time, then they have the ability to know humans are fucking nuts- because they can detect the radioactive isotopes in the atmosphere.

Which means the only ones coming are even more nuts than we are.

This, leads me to assume that either, they’re genocidal maniacs out to destroy everything that’s not them, (a la the bad guys in Ian Douglas’ Semper Mars series,)

Or, they’re Space Mormons.

Kidplayer_666,

Or they consider us primitive for only having nuclear weapons

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I suppose i should have mentioned the third possibility of “both”- they’re Space Mormons; but we rejected the good news so now they’re on a genocidal killing spree. (And they think were primitive, as you say,)

GreenMario,

No Trilithium bombs? ::Mastermind sad face:::

vaultdweller013,

Could also be space rednecks, gleebub and the boys about to give these hareless apes anti matter torpedoes.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno. would space rednecks really survive getting their own M/AM torps? you really wouldn’t want redneck engineering anywhere near antimatter in enough concentration to blow up.

(there is that theory. Life is common. But usually kills itself off or dies off before leaving it’s home system.)

vaultdweller013,

Would depend on how old anti matter tech is for them. Rednecks work best with older tech. So if the tech is a couple centuries old and anti matter reactors are as common as internal combustion engines are for us then id trust it about as much as a redneck tank, meaning let me see it in action atleast a couple times before I get near it.

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

it’s not the equipment that’s the problem. its the dubious maintenance cycles.

a broken down tank, or a leaky redneck hot tub, isn’t going to kill you.

vaultdweller013,

Okay redneck tank was probably a bad example, but the redneck IED is still nothing to laugh at. Worst case scenario we use it a base for study, perhaps chuck it at anyone dumb enough to get near earth. Just give Ireland veto power it should be fine.

thisNotMyName, to science_memes in really makes you think...

Well according to quantum theory, you can (the possibility is just very low)

LemmysMum,
Crul, (edited ) to science_memes in *screams exestentially*

Hover text:

Honestly geometry’s pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.

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dingleberry, to science_memes in Sleeping Beauty Trolley Problem

There surely must’ve been a more comprehending way to phrase the dilemma.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Yeah, if I woke up tied to train tracks and had someone explain that to me, I’d zone out and then panic because I had no idea what the fuck was going on

TauZero,

Half the fun of trolley problems is adapting them to puzzles for which they are utterly unsuitable:

https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/ceb35284-fd49-44df-9c0b-723baff1530c.jpeg

Steveanonymous, to science_memes in The real double-slit quantum eraser they don't want you to know about!
@Steveanonymous@lemmy.world avatar

That wall of text got me hard as diamonds

TropicalDingdong,

Keep going I’m almost there…

heyitsmikey128, (edited ) to science_memes in Let's goooooo

Aren’t there skeletal differences that an anthropologist would point out?

exocrinous,

Not in a fetus.

Laticauda, (edited )

Skeletal differences are related to sex not gender.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

It’s a cultural anthropologist, obviously! :)

tdawg,

You’re confusing sex with gender

pythonoob,

Which no one would then know at the point of a typical gender reveal party.

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

A baby is a baby! Don’t need an excuse to celebrate new life. :)

In the off chance I ever reproduce, I want “I’m pregnant, chips and dips party!” style events. Everyone wins at those.

lolcatnip,

That’s called a baby shower.

candybrie,

People generally expect you to have an excuse, though. Otherwise, you get your one baby shower (only the first baby!) and anything else is tacky. I think that’s why gender reveals caught on so fast. The parents and, maybe, grandparents are grasping at excuses to celebrate. And why people find them so cringe in general. Everyone else is a bit annoyed you’re getting more than your one party.

PhlubbaDubba,

The anthropologist might see skeletal differences but they’d also pay attention to the manner in which the subject was buried or what possessions survived with them that could also serve as clues of the subject’s identity in life.

grue,

Exactly; for instance, if two people of the same (biological) sex were buried together, it means they were definitely just very good friends.

AltheaHunter,

Perhaps even roommates.

AnonWyo,

Bert and Ernie?

Oscar and Gil?

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, (edited )

Humans have sexual dimorphism, but it’s a cultural thing that women wear skirts and men drink themselves to death instead of talking about their problems (both of these are jokes btw. I have a friend who wore kilts quite often and my mother drank herself to death)

Also, genetics is tricky, there a plenty of examples of people who do not fall into one category or another for these sexually dimorphic traits. There are people who have genetics from both sex, as well and differences in hormones distributions will causes these traits to appear or not appear.

Is a huge grey area.

breakfastburrito, to science_memes in Fake it til you make it.

Missing is “have to use that one chemical you’re actually scared of”. For me it’s trizol

rockerface,

I googled that chemical and what the fuck

flicker,

Your comment made me look it up and now I also what the fuck

AtmaJnana,

That’s what the minimum wage lab tech is for. And they’re probably gonna be high while handling that trizol.

source: was lab tech in college.

CareHare, to science_memes in Cave Bear

It’s a really nice cave drawing for sure. It even has a bit of a Disney vibe to it. I think it’s because of the little ears.

CaptPretentious, (edited )

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

That’s why a bear can rest at ease

With just the bare necessities of life

MooseGas, to science_memes in Cool S
@MooseGas@kbin.social avatar

I can't beleive it's been trademarked.

Anticorp,

What an asshole.

RGB3x3, (edited )

At least it’s trademarked by a guy that wants to protect it and not a corporation that would sue anyone who uses it.

I definitely don’t think it should be able to be trademarked at all though.

Anticorp,

Oh, I guess I didn’t read that far. Well that’s cool then.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Did you even read the article? He did it for preservation purposes.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

as if we needed help to remember The Cool S

cro_magnon_gilf, to science_memes in Greebles!

Yes… different field… surely

amda,

More like subfield… Or subsubfeild… Paper you didn’t write?

emergencyfood,

Implying you understand the papers you wrote.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Implying that you understand how to write.

scratchee, to science_memes in JAPANESE KNOTWEED

Try doing that in Iceland. They’re both very aware and conflicted about invasive species up there. Lupin is invasive and covering the country and also building soil from nothing, Pine trees are invasive and the quickest way to get treecover that is desperately needed.

Makes for weird discussions, I guess Iceland is such and extreme case that nobody really knows if they should be saving the ecosystem it had managed to scratch together before we turned up or if they should be trying to rush a healthier ecosystem with imports (Iceland was pretty thin and fragile even before humans and we wrecked what little there was)

conditional_soup,

In California, we have Tumbleweed, and it’s actually really useful for stabilizing/fertilizing loose, disturbed soils and making shelter for native grasses and plants to start growing near. They also love to fuck with cars by jumping out in front of them at every opportunity.

not_that_guy05,

In California they are a danger to the environment. They can spread fires quicker and spread it to different areas. No bueno.

conditional_soup,

The California Invasive Plant Council found that Tumbleweeds had no meaningful impact on wildfire risk one way or the other.

not_that_guy05,

Link?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

While waving a flaming Deku stick around probably isn’t safe I don’t think you can blame California’s wildfires on a pointy-eared kid with a floppy hat.

conditional_soup,
not_that_guy05,

My friend your paper states

Plants may add oxalate leachate to soil, making phosphorous more available and facilitating colonization. Can increase fire hazard, especially along tree rows and fences when dead plants build up.

conditional_soup, (edited )

Direct quote from the same item:

Increases fire hazard (though may be a hazard primarily to human landscapes).

In other words, it doesn’t meaningfully contribute to the overall ecological fire hazard, you’re mostly talking highway veg fires and stuff, which happen with or without tumbleweeds.

mrbaby,

Of course a council full of invasive plants would say that

Pyr_Pressure,

Are there many species there that are specific to Iceland which would be harmed by lupines and pines taking over?

If it’s most an amalgamation of stuff that commonly found elsewhere I think it would be fine.

If pine seeds came to Iceland on the wind 100 years before humans got there it would have been considered native. Most the seeds of all the other stuff got there the same way I imagine, unless they’ve been isolated since the island split from a continent somewhere.

scratchee,

Well there’s the native birch forests, which get outcompeted. But given the vikings killed them off it’s mostly just the opportunity cost of planting pine over birch. There was a bit of both, so it’s not all or nothing of course

AssaultRifle15, to science_memes in Go on, cry, sadboy.
@AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net avatar

If your nihilism doesn’t make you happy, you’re doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It’s actually dope as fuck that there’s no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there’s no standard you feel you have to meet.

Zink,

Definitely. I think of it as “positive nihilism” or something like that.

The fact that meaning and purpose, as we think of them, aren’t an inherent part of reality and are literally in our head… it’s liberating.

hex,

It’s absurdism :)

rimjob_rainer,

That’s what I always try to explain but they pity me every time.

420stalin69,

It’s not pity. It’s projected depression.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

basically life is minecraft: there’s no goal, we have to give ourselves reasons to live, and we can make those reasons precisely whatever the fuck we want, and that’s what makes it so fucking brilliant.

Starkstruck, to science_memes in bro pls

I’d rather spend money on science than killing innocent people.

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