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guy, to programmer_humor in It's that time of the year again!
@guy@lemmy.world avatar

Guess that settles the debate, we got to pronounce it “sequel” then to optimally match syllables

pythonoob,

Sequel to what?

db2,

Squirrel works too though.

Doug,

Yes but he serves a different community

jadero,
squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

The Australian pronunciation works… “squi-rell”. Common American one is somehow just one syllable, “Skwurl”

jaybone,

How do you pronounce Smurf?

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I'm not Australian.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Uuugghhh noooo! Ess Kyoo Ell!! ESS KYOO ELL!!! brandishes flaming pitchfork!

_danny,

The only people I know who actually call it ess queue ell are either too new to know the “sequel” pronunciation, or the type of person you generally smell before you see.

relevants,

Here in Germany everyone I know pronounces the letters individually – as German letters that is, which means the Q is pronounced “coo” rather than “cue”. I don’t mind it, it’s not quite as clunky as in English.

I do say sequel when speaking English though.

mctoasterson,

Do you get irritated when Americans refer to the famous Austrian bullpup rifle as the Steyr “Ogg”?

SpeakinTelnet,

I say ess cue ell for the sake of uniformity because it’s not Mysequel nor Postgresequel and the language changed from Sequel to the acronym SQL in the 70s so not really in the “too new” ballpark anymore.

_danny,

I think those make sense as deviations. I’ve heard “my sequel” but you’re absolutely right about postgresql.

The name is kinda irrelevant like hard vs soft g in gif. People know what you mean when you say either.

But in that same vein, the creator of the “graphics interchange format” says the pronunciation is soft g, but basically everyone says hard g… So “official” pronunciation is kinda irrelevant.

I don’t judge anyone who uses whichever term they want, but I’ve just noticed the general trend in my smallish interaction bubble.

hakunawazo, (edited )

Don’t start the gif war again.

cm0002,

I’m neither, I refuse to pronounce acronyms if it doesn’t make sense to do so.

Same thing with ‘gooey’ for GUI, except I hate that even more because that straight up elicits feelings of disgust, I don’t want anything gooey anywhere near any electronics

_danny,

I’ve literally never heard GUI said as “gee ewe eye” before.

You could just say UI, avoids the gooey phobia and sounds less weird than g u i.

threelonmusketeers,
neuracnu, to programmer_humor in It's that time of the year again!
@neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I was reading that to the tune of the chorus of The Distance by Cake. It worked until the last line.

Cwilliams,

Lol that actually works so well

Donkter, to programmer_humor in It's that time of the year again!

The beginning maps perfectly to “The Distance” by Cake and I was singing along to that tune as I read.

docAvid,

Cut to Mrs Claus baking a spice cake:

She’s all alone, all alone, in her time of spice

GBU_28, to programmer_humor in It's that time of the year again!

No closing semicolon, anyone got any extras to throw on this thing?

Moops, (edited )

At the very least I’d try to clean up that fuzzy condition on behavior to anticipate any bad or inconsistent data entry.

WHERE UPPER(TRIM(behavior)) = ‘NICE’

Depending on the possible values in behavior, adding a wildcard or two might be useful but would need to know more about that field to be certain. Personally I’d rather see if there was a methodology using code values or existing indicators instead of a string, but that’s often just wishful thinking.

Edit: Also, why dafuq we doing a select all? What is this, intro to compsci? List out the values you need, ya heathen ;)

(This is my favorite Xmas meme lol)

mp04610,

behavior is an ENUM.

moroni,
@moroni@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s a table scan, right there. Naughty.

epyon22,

; found this in the back for you should still work though

db2,

Can confirm.

krotti,

Honest question, which ones wouldn’t it work with? Most add a semicolon to the end automatically or have libraries and interfaces saved me a million times?

jaybone,

Usually with libraries like jdbc or whatever and prepared statements you don’t need the semicolon.

GBU_28,

Other reply s accurate but it’s always a good practice to include the semicolon else you can get

“Bobby tables’ed” look that xkcd comic up

docAvid,

I’m not sure how including a final semicolon can protect against an injection attack. In fact, the “Bobby Tables” attack specifically adds in a semicolon, to be able to start a new command. If inputs are sanitized, or much better, passed as parameters rather than string concatenated, you should be fine - nothing can be injected, regardless of the semicolon. If you concatenate untrusted strings straight into your query, an injection can be crafted to take advantage, with or without a semicolon.

GBU_28, (edited )

Yep it would only work if you didn’t sanitize a user input string in this case ‘nice’

They could write ‘’; drop table blah;

krotti,

Wouldn’t that still apply, if you can inject straight SQL, such as “query’ OR 1=1?”

pruwybn, (edited )
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Need to normalize the database. I would add a join to a BehaviorTypes table.

Edit: or, if the only options are naughty or nice, make it a boolean.

takeda,

You need semicolons if it is a script with multiple commands to separate them. It is not needed for a single statement, like you would use in most language libraries.

mellejwz,

If you don’t use a semicolon directly in MySQL it won’t do anything until you add it.

takeda,

In the MySQL client console where you can run multiple commands.

If you add semicolon in language library commands such as fetch() you will get an error.

fmstrat,

Can we get a SIMILARITY?

BolexForSoup, (edited ) to programmer_humor in It's that time of the year again!
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

He sees you when you’re bashing

He’s hacked your VPN

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

He knows you’re not in the sudoers file

So he’ll report your ass again

Masimatutu,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar
jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ll be damned if that’s not the most relevant xkcd that I’ve ever seen.

Truck_kun, to programmer_humor in It's that time of the year again!

That SELECT and WHERE are all caps, but from is not is bugging me.

I don’t care if you choose to uppercase keywords or lowercase, but consistency please.

Also, great, love it.

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

it also implies that naughty or nice is an either or thing and not a weighted thing from an incidents table. the good place lied to us.

ursakhiin,

It could be a materialized view that is generated off of a weighting where you are nice until you have a certain number of incidents.

Akrenion, to programmer_humor in It's that time of the year again!

Can anyone recommend a cheap receipt printer that takes pictures from a pc or phone? I want to print mtg tokens on the fly.

meliaesc,

Pencil

halcyondays,

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  • jasondj,

    Weird that we never consider that for retail workers though…

    jasondj,

    Gameboy Pocket. Gameboy Camera. Gameboy Printer.

    Both the perfect balance of “nostalgia” and “ridiculous”.

    aspitzer, to programmer_humor in It's that time of the year again!

    wait until it hits little bobby tables…

    xkcd.com/327/

    JohnDClay,
    jaybone,

    He drops when you are sleeping. He drops when you’re awake.

    rufus,

    Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

    So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum, When we come.

    Little Bobby, pa rum pum pum pum I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum That’s fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

    Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum, On my unsanitized database inputs?

    FinishingDutch, to memes in do you guys have this movie?
    @FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

    Heck, even if you subscribed to every streaming service out there, some companies simply refuse to make shit available to you.

    I once gave Crunchyroll a try here in Europe. I figured there’d at least be something on there that I’d watch, right? Turns out, everything halfway decent wasn’t available in my region. And you COULD get the good stuff on some other service… except that one’s region locked as well, so you can’t get that one here. Oh and even if you think of buying anime on Blu-Ray? Tough luck, that’s not sold in your region due to rights fuckery. Basically, there’s no way for me to legally watch and/or buy particular content.

    Piracy is and always has been an access problem. If you make it impossible to acquire legally, well, people will do it illegally.

    Morphior,

    That’s why so few people yarrr music. It’s pretty much accessible everywhere, on different platforms, for reasonable prices, with mostly good UIs. I mean, there’s always that person who has 10+ TB of FLAC files on their server and good for them but most people just pay the [equivalent of 10 USD] per month (or less on a family plan) to get access to everything at a reasonable quality (I mean, you get 1400 Kbit/s FLACs with Deezer Premium). As other people here have said, it’s always an access and convenience thing.

    FinishingDutch,
    @FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

    Exactly. I used to carry an iPod with loads of music on it. So did everyone else. But these days, nobody even uses an MP3 player. Heck, I don’t have a single MP3 on my phone. Streaming through YouTube Music is all I really need. And it works great for my normie taste in music.

    Now, my brother is really into video game midi music and such, so he does have a digital collection of files. But for us normal people, downloading music is simply a thing of the past.

    RandomPancake, (edited ) to memes in do you guys have this movie?

    I love this.

    I am all for purchasing or licensing content that I enjoy. 100%. But that assumes the content owner is willing to take my money. I have no sympathy for people who refuse to let me give them my money who then turn around and cry “noooooooo, piracy is ruining us!!!”.

    Speculater,
    @Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

    This is even worse with audio books. Book was written decades ago, read twenty years ago, and I’m supposed to give them $15-50 to listen to it? Get the fuck out of here.

    Albbi,

    I mean, there’s a lot of work that goes into recording and editing the audio for an entire book. As well as desire for good talent to do the reading and acting is an important part of audio books as well.

    (said by someone who has never purchased an audiobook outside of humble bundle and sailed the high seas for the others)

    MonkeMischief,

    This is actually one thing your local library is great about. A lot of them use a service called Libby. It’s free, works for the most part, automatically returns, and your ISP won’t “strike” you for slipping up lol

    Sheeple,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    Basically Nintendo

    deus,

    Pretty much. All I want is to be able to pay money to legally download old Nintendo games as simple ROM files, is that too much to ask?

    Agrivar,

    Nintendo Exec: Yes.

    lightnsfw,

    Yes let me buy a DRM free file download I can use on any of my devices for a reasonable price and I’ll give you my money… Unfortunately only piracy offers that currently. (Except books and games, which I do pay for).

    Landmammals,

    I don’t know how the music industry figured it out. They have like six different licensing agencies, but somehow Spotify has all the music I want in one place.

    Meanwhile on video side, every single content creator wants their own distribution channel.

    cm0002,

    Yea fr, who tf would’ve guessed the fucking music industry of all the entertainment industries would be the ones to get streaming right lmfao

    xaxl,

    It took some umm training to get to this point though and I think the film industry is just making the same mistakes.

    Morphior,

    By training you mean illegal Sony rootkits?

    EvolvedTurtle, to memes in do you guys have this movie?

    I liked watching shows via discord screen share with friends It used to work on Firefox

    Now I litterly pirate even tho I already have the service cause I can’t watch invincible unless my friends have prime

    akintudne,
    @akintudne@reddthat.com avatar

    It still works on Firefox and Chrome. If it’s not working, the likely culprit is Hardware Acceleration needs to he turned off, which you can also do on both browsers.

    Zaphod, to memes in do you guys have this movie?

    Forgot “Yes, but you maybe only stream in 720p because you’re on Linux :D” 🤡

    Lev_Astov,
    @Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

    I made the mistake of purchasing a movie advertised as 4k on YouTube once. They wouldn’t let me view it higher than 480p on my PC. They also had the audacity to claim it was because too many people were streaming during COVID. Never ever again.

    IndefiniteBen,

    Also the related “Yes, but only we only have a low-bitrate 1080p copy of that 4K HDR movie”

    simin,

    today i learnt

    xor,

    And its cousin “yes, but your browser doesn’t have the right DRM software embedded in it, go fuck yourself”

    Tier1BuildABear,
    @Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

    And it’s adopted brother for TV shows, “yes but only the 3rd, 5th, and 12th episodes of the first season, first 3 of the second, none of the 3rd but the ENTIRE 4th season (excluding the finale), and the rest are easily available from 4 other streaming services. Isn’t this so much better? :)”

    SkyezOpen,

    “I tried to load an ad and failed and forgot where you were in the show so I’m just gonna start over. Oh hey it’s the beginning of the show, have an ad.”

    -Hulu, actually.

    Melody,

    Or the relative of the “Worse” option:

    “Oh, you’re paying a little extra to limit advertising interruptions? Oh sorry! That only works on pre-roll and post-roll ads. Enjoy your fucking Mid(t)roll ad that you can’t fucking skip!”

    Melody,

    Worse:

    “I’m aware that you’re paying nearly $30 a month for our Ad-Free tier; but this content creator still demands we put Ads on this shit. Here’s an Ad!” Crashes and refuses to begin playback again when your browser that’s configured to block those ads blocks it.

    SeducingCamel,

    Bruh that’s a thing? Guess I’ll get around to buying more storage for my jellyfin server

    Retrograde,
    @Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

    You guys are making me YARRRR so hard right now

    dbx12, to memes in do you guys have this movie?

    The hell happened to the feet in the second panel?

    kn0wmad1c,
    @kn0wmad1c@programming.dev avatar

    The guy rotated his hips to ask the streaming booth to his left if they have the movie, thus his feet were still aimed at the booth in the first panel.

    aphlamingphoenix,

    The character has turned their body to face the other table to their left, but has not turned their feet.

    jecht360,
    @jecht360@lemmy.world avatar

    Looks like the character just rotates their upper body.

    sawdustprophet,
    @sawdustprophet@midwest.social avatar

    The hell happened to the feet in the second panel?

    Did you not get the EasyFlow™ 2.0 joint upgrade?

    Kase,

    Please please where can I get it

    I sprained my hand using a stapler today. The Easy is not Flowing.

    webghost0101,

    They are standing at the same spot and rotated body. It just looks odd because 2d perspective

    UlfKirsten,

    Nothing. But the upper body moved

    LongbottomLeaf, (edited )

    Nothing, they rotated to the left and kept their feet planted.

    AnUnusualRelic,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    He decided to go metric.

    Sabre363,

    I think it’s two booths right next to each other. The prospective criminal is just turning around to look at the other one.

    jawa21,

    The character turned at the torso, leaving the feet planted.

    Darkenfolk,

    Turning around? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

    FlixusFlexus,

    He turned his head, the feet are still facing the first people he had talked to

    Rediphile, to memes in do you guys have this movie?

    I can say I didn’t try. Because I don’t try.

    Agent641,

    Me to me: “Do you have this movie?”

    Me: “Nope”

    Me, firing up qbittorrent: “Whelp, can’t say I didnt try!”

    stinerman, to memes in do you guys have this movie?
    @stinerman@midwest.social avatar

    Your local library also has a lot of stuff that’s not on any streaming service. I’ve watched a lot of movies that way.

    cm0002,

    Yea but it’s physical media, I haven’t had a DVD/Blu-ray player in a LONG time lmao

    I’ll just stick to the high seas lolol

    Lev_Astov,
    @Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

    No, apparently Overdrive offers digital delivery of movies now as well as books. I haven’t tried it yet, though, but they have been great for checking out library books on my phone.

    Rediphile,

    That’s cool. But the idea of a due date on digital media is also completely absurd, just give me the file. The entire point of libraries is to freely share information after all.

    MonkeMischief,

    One note about the due date thing: There’s no fees because it’s automatic.

    They gotta play ball with license holders to offer any kind of service like this at all lol. As much as I also agree with “freely distribute all the things”

    Lev_Astov, (edited )
    @Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

    I also believe things that are free to copy and distribute should be free, but public institutions have to work within the legal framework we have and a digital library analogue is a perfectly adequate and painless work-around. Besides, you can typically check things out for weeks at a time, so it’s not like you’ll be pressured to watch it fast.

    stinerman,
    @stinerman@midwest.social avatar

    Yeah, that’s fine. I haven’t been pirating recently, but some more obscure stuff that’s at the library might not be available on the high seas.

    Venat0r,

    I could physically go to the library, or I could open a different bookmark in my browser…

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