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Manmikey, to memes in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time
@Manmikey@lemmy.world avatar

My dog once found a biscuit* in a bush near our home, from that day onwards he always checked the bush for a biscuit, there never was another one, the bush became known as "The Biscuit Bush"

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cashews_best_nut,

What type of biscuit was it?

bingbong,

Bush biscuit

Mr_Blott, to memes in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time

Used to find porn mags in bushes back in my day. They were magic pie bush bushes I tell ya

Chais, (edited )
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

When the Munich public transport introduced new trains around 20 years ago some of them had porn images stuck to the inside of legs of some of the benches. You can be sure that teenage boys find them.
The numbers quickly dwindled but it took the company years until they had them all removed.

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  • Chais, (edited )
    @Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I never learned how that happened. We suspected that someone might have sneakily applied them during production or before delivery, as the trains were brand-new.
    I doubt they were “official” stickers 😉

    ChickenLadyLovesLife,

    My parents were big hippie environmentalists back in the '70s and they were always so proud of their son (me) for volunteering at the local recycling center every Saturday. Fortunately they never found out that I did it for the porn. I had like four or five copies of every porn magazine published in that decade.

    psud, (edited )

    I found them in local bushland (Australia) in the late 80s

    I presume they were hidden by older boys who didn’t dare take them home where a parent may find them

    I also didn’t dare keep them at home long, that book of bush went back into the bush

    NENathaniel, to memes in Come back to us bro!
    @NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

    Me after 1 small insult

    MonkderZweite, to memes in Reddit be like

    There’s a userscript, ‘old reddit redirect’.

    DrQuint, to memes in Reddit be like

    You mean Twitter right? Reddit is still plenty open.

    TWeaK,

    Old reddit is still open, new reddit and the mobile site have been locked down for a while now.

    SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

    Give them a couple weeks

    r00ty, to memes in Reddit be like
    @r00ty@kbin.life avatar

    Nah, it's a full on J turn and then floor it!

    jaybone,

    Is that the British version of a U turn?

    jimmydoreisalefty, to memes in or you know... just shut up
    fsr1967, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

    laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

    executivechimp,
    @executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    What’s the joke? VSCode has multi cursor.

    fsr1967,

    With multiple cursors, we can see more of the dungeon, uh, I mean code.

    Eonandahalf, (edited )
    fsr1967,

    If you have multiple similar lines, you can perform the same editing on them all at once.

    Maalus,

    It does get its uses. Mostly editing similar lines, multiple methods at the same time, etc. Makes you look like a ninja too

    BatmanAoD, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

    Oh hey, it’s modern ed!

    lurch, to programmer_humor in ifn't

    i assume “ifnot” wasn’t edgy enough and makes inferior noises on custom mechanical keyboards? /s

    vlad76, to programmer_humor in ifn't
    @vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    What’s wrong with “else”

    NekkoDroid,
    @NekkoDroid@programming.dev avatar

    It’s not ifn’t

    SpaceNoodle,

    *it’sn’t

    felbane,

    I’dn’t’ve said it like that.

    Scubus,

    Perchance

    NocturnalMorning,

    ^This

    OP raises a valid point

    Darkassassin07,
    @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

    if(condition) {#block never used} else {#actually do a thing}

    Vs

    ifn’t(condition) {#actually do a thing}

    Vs

    if!(condition) {#actually do a thing}

    MNByChoice,

    Cannot start a statement with else. One can with ifn’t. There is a new thing where we don’t branch (which is a separate discussion).

    Or am I missing the joke…

    Classy, to programmer_humor in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

    I remember old YouTube having these kinds of exchanges. I would get DMs asking for a five star rating on a video they uploaded about some relevant topic in exchange for a likewise five star rating. I miss those days

    wreckedcarzz, to programmer_humor in Fitbit Clock Face
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    But a json file is used for storing settings and the like, not for providing real-time data, yeah?

    felbane,

    API calls often return json. It’s just a data format.

    TexasDrunk,

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  • aniki,

    You mean programming an ingestion routine to process json, surely, right?

    eerongal,
    @eerongal@ttrpg.network avatar

    That’s friend’s name? Jason Parsor

    A_Very_Big_Fan,

    I mean, I’ve never used JSONs before but I imagine you could still write to them in realtime at least, as inefficient as that sounds lol. So you could probably get the same results on an actual text editor if you could modify it to update the text automatically when it detects a change instead of prompting the user

    Winter8593,

    I think:

    1. that’s the joke
    2. this is just a watchface template, not an actual file being updated constantly
    Daxtron2,

    No it’s used for all types of data transfer and real time data as well.

    davel, (edited ) to memes in Apology
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    The first user I blocked was the AutoTL;DR bot. GTFO with machine summaries.

    How to Use ChatGPT to Summarize an Article: ChatGPT tends to oversimplify things or even hallucinate sometimes, so fact-checking is essential.

    Which means I’m discussing articles with people who read dumbed-down hallucinations of articles.

    ryannathans,

    Everyone’s own version is a hallucination too

    juli,

    I like them for a quick overview, like the introductory paragraph of a wikipedia article. I hadn’t questioned that bot so far

    moon, to memes in Appreciate all the content though

    same, but it’s the Picard maneuver instead

    I love you both🥰

    dependencyinjection,

    So it isn’t just me. I commented a while back to FlyingSquid I see them and ThePicardManeuver all over the place.

    SendMePhotos,

    I’ve seen so many creative names here, I love it. Flying squid?! Picard maneuver?! What else is there?!

    moon,

    cum

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