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GrammatonCleric, to memes in My bad, guys
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

“Sorry bro, I’m peeing out of my ass”

xusontha,

Truly one of the most urgent activities

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Better than pooping out your penis.

ipkpjersi,

This is technically possible, unfortunately. With an abnormal connection of tissue known as a colovesical fistula, it is possible.

Nice_Melt_Pleb,

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

Your search history must be …let’s just go with “interesting”

Vexcil, to memes in My bad, guys
cryostars,

Jesus titty fucking christ

feebl,

Quality.

piracy_is_good_xdd,

oh thats how onlyfans work…

whyNotSquirrel, to memes in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

how could 2010 be 6 years ago when 2000 was 10 years ago?

Maggoty,

And somewhere in there 2020 was 10 years long…

EvolvedTurtle,

Man what even was 2020 lol

2Password2Remember, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

if you think a WC in NK would be worse than in Saudi Arabia you’re up to your eyeballs in amerikkkan propaganda

Death to America

pascal,

Do we really need extreme politics in a meme community?

macabrett,

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  • Che_Donkey,
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

    plus, you know that its thier only personality trait so they gotta beat that drum somehow

    Necronomicommunist,

    What’s extreme about it?

    bennieandthez,
    @bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Political “memes” are going to get political.

    Tartas1995,

    I don’t know why you are talking about Saudi Arabia. Qatar is not Saudi Arabia.

    Tomboys_are_Cute,

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  • spectre,

    The men’s world cup is still 3 years away and the women payled in NZ this year though so I’m not sure that you’re referring to?

    Tomboys_are_Cute,

    I was lost, please ignore me

    commiewithoutorgans,
    @commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net avatar

    Yeah that’s in 11 years I think lol. Still though the point stands

    Tomboys_are_Cute,

    100% misread that headline omg

    commiewithoutorgans,
    @commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net avatar

    No prob comrade, 2034 and 2024 can look very similar due to us being so used to seeing 202* dates. I wouldn’t delete though, the fact that it’s spoken about in media as a fine choice for 2034 still means your point is correct

    Tartas1995,

    Oh thanks I didn’t know. I don’t care about fifa trash.

    Flyberius,
    @Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

    Lol. You owned yourself

    Tartas1995,

    Not really. I didn’t know that Saudi Arabia will host one because I really don’t care about fifa trash. But the meme is about Qatar and NC. So talking about Saudi Arabia is still kinda weird but no one is saying Saudi Arabia would be better than NC. The post just implies Qatar is better, while you totally could understand the meme to be about harming the WC branding and pushing the limits too far in general.

    Flyberius,
    @Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

    No, you did.

    Tartas1995,

    Did what? Where?

    Adkml, (edited )

    Saying you don’t know why people are talking about Saudia Arabia regarding the world cup when the world cup is in Saudi Arabia really demonstrates the people who are interested in this story because of following football and those interested because American propoganda told them to be.

    Tartas1995,

    Lol I don’t care about fifa trash. I am not complaining about where the WC is, as fifa is corrupt to no end. I didn’t know the WC will be in Saudi Arabia because I don’t care about anything fifa. Didn’t even imply that NC is worse than Saudi Arabia. I knew the WC was in qatar because a couple thousand Immigrants died in the construction of the Stadions. The meme was about Qatar and they talked about Saudi Arabia, so I expressed my confusion but apparently that makes me brainwashed lol

    Adkml,

    Idk about brainwashed but it deff makes you an uninformed jackass.

    Tartas1995,

    Uninformed jackass because I point out that his rant about Saudi Arabia is a little weird considering the fact that the post is about Qatar and not Saudi Arabia.

    If you think a little about the post, you realize that it makes no point about whether or not Saudi Arabia is worse or better than nc. Neither did I. And if you think a little more you realize that the meme could be understood that fifa is pushing more and more the limits of their fans patience by making bad decisions repeatably. And through that, not even comparing Qatar with nc. In other words, the comment that I responded to talks about a party that is not part of the meme for no reason, and understands the meme in one precise way as alternative understanding would render the rant even more strange.

    But I am uninformed jackass, for pointing at that… ok buddy.

    DPRK_Chopra,
    @DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net avatar

    You also keep calling it “NC” which is both uninformed and jackassish.

    Tartas1995,

    English is not my native tongue and sometimes I forgot that Korea is not spelled with a c, like e.g. in french. That happens if you speak more than one language. But if all my “uninformed and jackassish”-ness is that, I will die happily.

    Also If I were a Japanese citizen and I wouldn’t appreciate north Korea sending rockets towards Japan while those rockets might be nuclear, and that causes me to be more afraid of north Korea than Saudi Arabia, am I then also brainwashed by the us?

    In case you are mad that I don’t write “Democratic People’s Republic of Korea” or “DPRK” but north Korea. Well, I also don’t call south Korea “republic of Korea” or ROK. I also don’t call Germany “Feberal republic of Germany”. But if you care some much about that please call it by the proper name, 조선민주주의인민공화국, or at least, Chosŏn Minjujuŭi Inmin Konghwaguk. Thanks for not being uninformed and jackassish .

    DPRK_Chopra,
    @DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net avatar

    lol owned

    SturgiesYrFase, to memes in Reality is blurry and a little unstable
    @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

    Man…you’re like the Sprog of memes

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    That’s high praise. Sprog at least knew how to write poems though.

    SturgiesYrFase,
    @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

    But you make a damn fine meme, my friend!

    billwashere, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

    These are beautiful until you have to replace a cable. And in addition you feel like a heel having to undo this art.

    electrogamerman,

    I tried with God’s design. 0/10 would recommend.

    bobs_monkey,

    Velcro > zip ties

    SternburgExport, to memes in Today is about to become unpleasant

    Just ask him who would win a cook off. Him or some british bloke that made a video of him unboxing a Toyota Yaris.

    Pinecone,

    That’s not even the first time James May won vs gordon. They both ate bull penis and Ramsey couldn’t handle it lol

    SternburgExport,

    LMAO I did not know that

    dynamo,

    Captain Slow

    Obi,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    TIL.

    Rooty, to memes in Does it come with Existential Angst?

    Me sleeping as a baby the day after I made a fool of myself at the company picnic.

    Sivalente, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

    They’d show the pcb layout if they wanted a true representation.

    JokeDeity, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

    Please fucking go back. Who the fuck wants to read these dumbass communist manifestos every time anything gets posted? Do you dorks just search for hot topics to flood?

    OurToothbrush,

    The longest comment I can find is like 5 paragraphs and quoting an article, is that a manifesto to you?

    Also “go back”? <3 Commies <3 have been here longer than you.

    TheBlue22,

    Communists != tankies

    Real communists and socialist care about human rights, and dislike brutal, totalrian regimes like ruzzia, China and north korea.

    Tankies (and presumably, you) are free to move to those countries to be disappeared once you speak against the regime you so dearly love :3 <3

    OurToothbrush,

    You’re not a communist if you oppose literally every single successful revolution on the grounds of somehow still believing western propaganda.

    TheBlue22,

    If you believe any above mentioned countries are communist, you are the one who should stop consuning propaganda.

    gustulus,

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  • JokeDeity,

    LMFAO, yeah, I’m edgy, not the 14 year old brigade chanting death to America. You’re all literally pathetic.

    GCostanzaStepOnMe, to memes in Eat the rich
    @GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

    Splitting Helium doesn’t release energy.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    Disclaimer: this post has not been verified for accuracy

    UnRelatedBurner,

    SPREADING MISSINFORMATION ONLINE!

    based

    Infamousblt, to memes in Technically it's always the first in China until they get removed from the movie
    @Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

    China has gay people in movies. Where do you people even get these dumb ideas from

    bobs_monkey, (edited )

    -20 social credit

    Edit: damn some of y’all need a hug

    Frogmanfromlake,
    @Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net avatar

    Good bot

    bobs_monkey,

    Bloop

    Infamousblt,
    @Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

    +20 US credit score. Congrats, you now qualify for an exploitive student loan that you won’t ever be able to repay!

    Uniquitous,

    Interesting comment, just as more student loan debt is being wiped off the books.

    I_Has_A_Hat,

    Look at you being all critical of the US and not getting arrested or killed for it. You must really love Western freedom huh?

    Infamousblt,
    @Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

    Funny that you think I haven’t been arrested for protesting, because I have. So no, not really. The smell of tear gas in my neighborhood doesn’t smell very freeing to me.

    WarmSoda, (edited )

    What neighborhood in the Midwest was tear gassed?

    WarmSoda,

    Life is tough in their parents basement

    Adkml,
    Infamousblt,
    @Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

    That only happened because Bernie is a pinko commie who is pro China, so he runs his office like China. In fact Bernie’s office is actually inside of a Chinese embassy, which means that it’s actually part of China. We know this because nobody would EVER be arrested for protesting in the White Free Western world, so the only logical explanation is that it must be China.

    usernamesaredifficul,
    420blazeit69,
    axont,

    I’ve been arrested for protesting before. I can say all I want until I try doing something about it. That’s when the cops come out.

    Apollo,

    Marginally better than tanks though right?

    purahna,
    @purahna@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    we literally have the highest per capita rate of prisoners on the planet??? you can literally look at a member of the government legal enforcement force wrong and get imprisoned??

    usernamesaredifficul,

    people literally say in response to police beatings that you should just obey the police. How are you free if at any moment you may be stopped and ordered to perform abitrary tasks under threat of violence

    plus americans can’t even legally walk on the street

    explodicle,

    Now in California you can!

    But, yeah… ACAB.

    GarbageShoot,
    420blazeit69,

    This is stupid even in the world of social credit score jokes that were fresh a decade ago. Praising China (here, just saying something accurate) would increase your credit score, you dolt.

    purahna,
    @purahna@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    absolutely innovative and pioneering humor. A stroke of genius. One of the most unique and original jokes I’ve heard in ages. You are truly a visionary.

    Maoo,
    @Maoo@hexbear.net avatar

    -600 FICO score no home for you

    Now guess which one is more real

    glad_cat,

    How did you post with the great firewall? That’s illegal.

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@startrek.website avatar

    Reality.

    ThereRisesARedStar,

    Reality. bourgeois hegemony

    Grimble,
    Redcuban1959,

    Where do you people even get these dumb ideas from

    B-but the goverment of the USA told me that China is evil!

    user, to memes in Does it come with Existential Angst?

    “Relive the classic adult activity!”

    But that suggests we stopped doing that shit at some point lol

    4am, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

    God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!

    eestileib,

    TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.

    Wish I’d taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.

    Nobsi,
    @Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

    Picture was taken for… documentation!

    Frederic,

    Yup, SDI, certainly Miranda/Grassvalley stuff like a Kaleido

    Akasazh, to memes in My bad, guys
    @Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

    I’ve been seeing this guy a lot. Don’t really know who he is or what he represents.

    Can someone fill me in?

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    That's Doug Heffernan. He's the unofficial "king" of Queens in NYC.

    OneWomanCreamTeam,

    Fuck, I thought it was Paul Blaurt this whole time.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    It’s a meme that’s been everywhere lately. I don’t know where this originated, but it’s a promo shot from that old King of Queens show.

    I never watched the show, but I guess it’s old enough now to be a meme.

    scottywh,

    It was a pretty great show as far as sitcoms go.

    ray,

    idk but somehow popular enough that the today show picked up on it www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P2A_eh0h58

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