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Gestrid, to memes in Presidential fitness test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

doingless, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I topped my school’s record score on those tests. I haven’t been able to afford to go to the dentist in more than 20 years. I wish they would have focused on making our society sustainable instead.

glimse, to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]

Jake Johnson is really funny though

chuckleslord,

See, the joke is that his name is so incredibly generic Midwest… dude that no one even knows who you’re talking about.

Now, the guy who plays Nick Miller from New Girl, he’s actually the funny one.

quilan,

Josh Johnson is another hilarious J. Johnson!

don, to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]

President Not Sure in his teenage years

Diabolo96, (edited )

Sir, he’s in his late twenties and yet has managed to fool everyone that he’s only 17.

Dasnap, (edited ) to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

“He sits at the back of the classroom next to the window.”

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Does the teacher often call on him while he’s daydreaming?

pastermil, to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]

Lemme guess, he’s silent most of the time except when fighting?

feedum_sneedson, to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]

Well, I don’t get this at all.

Anticorp,

You’re not alone. Hey! Maybe we’re the main characters too?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

They’re just common movie/TV tropes.

Annoyed_Crabby, to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]

Did he get amnesia and couldn’t remember anything passed 2 years ago?

MeDuViNoX, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can’t touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!

AnonWyo,

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s the only place that reminds me of her.

B1naryB0t, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Back in his day a small dick was considered civilized and even divine. A large dick was considered brutish and barbaric.

lowleveldata,

TIL I’m born divine

seiryth, (edited )

Funny what happens when the small dicked get into positions of influence

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Plot twist … Jesus is the father … of himself!

superfes, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Man, momo Jesus is a dick.

c0mbatbag3l, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It’s to be a lesson to someone else, or something. Idk.

set_secret, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

or that he is his dad

peg,

Or that his dad is in the small dick.

sagrotan, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Look who’s talking, stick man

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