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lars, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.

The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.

CryptidBestiary, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

As a person who’s been in a Little Caesar’s, can confirm. That’s why the pizzas are so cheap, you must escape a liminal space first

funkless_eck,

if the space serves a purpose (must be escaped from) is it liminal any more and is actually now a locus?

tpihkal, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

Is this a screenshot from Escape the Backrooms?

jawa21, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

The only ones I have ever been in were just a counter and a clearly visible kitchen behind it with no walls separating them.

FriendOfElphaba, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

Grindr alert noise

gnate, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

I can’t tell if this is more like DOOM, or the Minotaur’s labyrinth.

BeefPiano, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

Where’s the Caesarland animatronic band?

ech, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

I get it’s referencing the back rooms, but I don’t get why. No location I’ve ever been to looked anything like that.

bionicjoey,

I think the joke is that nobody ever actually enters LC. They just order from there. So there would be no way of knowing if it was actually secretly an entrance to the backrooms

PuzzledBlueberry,

Every LC I’ve ever seen is takeout only… You have to go inside to get the pizza

GiantRobotTRex,

I remember in-store dining at Little Caesars in the '90s but nowadays all the ones I know of are takeout only.

deleteme,

This could have been an episode of Reply All, from their “Yes, yes, no” segment. It would go down the Backrooms rabbit hole and back up reminiscing about cheap Little Caesar’s.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I order for pickup and it looks like this.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/349804d2-de77-4118-a18e-8ce0006fef11.jpeg

But now that you mentioned it, what is their back room? Do they even have a kitchen?

Or do they all just go to the Little Caesars Dimension and through the Pizza Portal and fetch us some Hot-and-Readys by negotiating with the outer gods?

bionicjoey,

The door to the back is a portal to the elemental plane of pizza. Employees dip into the back to slay a pizza elemental and harvest its crust whenever they run out of dipping sticks.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Oh wow TIL

Kase,

Hey um I’m sorry but I’ve been seeing you here for months and I just have to know: is there a story/meaning behind your username choice?? If so please please tell me the lore. I want to know. I need to know.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

People order delivery from little Caesars? I didn’t even know they had delivery.

IMongoose,

For real. They’re going to get a $5-$6 pizza delivered to them for $15-$20? Are they nuts? Go get real food.

jayandp,

They partnered with DoorDash a few years ago, and its one of those one driver=multiple stops things. Which means your pizza is usually cold by the time it gets to you.

Neil, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]
@Neil@lemmy.ml avatar

All the ones I’ve been in it’s just a bunch of us fat dudes crowded around watching another fat dude say “extra most bestest” to some pimply teenager that hates his life.

JoShmoe, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

Little caesars is just greese and cardboard. Their dough is cardboard, the sauces are greese, the menu is colored greese on cardboard, the windows are cardboard.

OrderedChaos,

Greek or grease? We’ll never know.

CobblerScholar,

Yes, absolutely yes and it is also unironically my favorite pizza. Or at least it was, even they gor hit with the shrinkflation bullshit

JoShmoe,

Ugh we can’t even have greasy cardboard without the economy downsizing it.

Kase, to memes in Presidential fitness test

Am I the only one who couldn’t even reach the freaking box?

I was athletic, but not flexible. Shit was humiliating.

I also couldn’t do a pull up, but neither could most kids in my class, so that was alright.

thecrotch, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

Pizza Pizza

ahal, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

This comic is onto something: https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/295f06be-3050-4c46-8087-a843a55087d4.jpeg

PP_BOY_, to lemmyshitpost in Open your eyes, people.
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

There is an entire subsection of the population that eats Long John Silvers. They walk among us. You never know who they are. Your cashier at the grocery store? Could have eaten LJS that very day. Your doctor? Your own wife? They could be Long John Silvers patrons without you ever being any the wiser.

We need to START calling out these people and STOP supporting Long John Silvers.

originalucifer, (edited )
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

are you suggesting a list. that we track these 'people'?

e. the no fry list

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. We should make them wear an article of clothing so everyone knows who they are. Like a band on their arm or something. And the good people who haven’t supported Long John Silvers in their life get some rewards for being so pure.

originalucifer, (edited )
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

pure

Windex007, to lemmyshitpost in Open your eyes, people.

You’re only scratching the surface, it goes so much deeper than that

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a042c95d-e21c-45b1-b28a-e4d042683536.jpeg

Fermion,

Wouldn’t you swap the cat and mouse toy positions? You manipulate the mouse toy to in turn manipulate your cat.

Windex007,

No my cat dominates that toy regardless of what I’m doing

variants,

Cat should really be above you

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Bold of you to think that it is you that is manipulating your cat, instead of the other way around:-D.

Fermion,

So would it go Media -> cat -> toy -> you?

dalekcaan,

I hate how the libruhl media keeps trying to brainwash my cat >:(

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Media -> cat -> you -> that one pesky bird -> comrade worm

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Hrm, that is how I pictured it, but now that we are examining the situation more deeply, perhaps it might go Cat -> Media -> Toy -> You? :-P

variants,

I think we’ll give you some credit and move toy to the bottom

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Oh, whoops - but I’m not going to edit that, just leave that little gem in there to find, when aliens discover the earth millennia from now and ask themselves “what were ancient humans like, on this in-ter-net thingie?”:-P.

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