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bdkmshr, to memes in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

I just want to know the lost and unrecorded meme that has so much potential

MDKAOD,
fox,

This was the peak. Every meme since this fella has been “thing good, thing bad”.

bernieecclestoned, to memes in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

They’re crying because of the comma

DJDarren, to memes in Not today, sorry.

Over here in the UK we don’t tip as a rule, unless we’ve been directly served by someone, and even then it’s mostly just to leave whatever change there may be.

But it’s become very fucking common for chain shops to ask if we want to round up to the nearest £ and donate that money to whichever charity they’re working with.

And my answer is always, always, no.

GreenMario, to risa in Am I? Who knows
Stamets,
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https://media.tenor.com/eeUFk2R-AwgAAAAC/clapping-paul-stamets.gif

Anything that ever includes Galaxy Quest is an immediate win from me. Doesn’t help I’ve seen the movie so many times (it’s a movie version of my weighted blanket) that I can vividly hear that ‘exploded’ line in my head.

Fuck you I’ve gotta turn the damn movie on again now.

Now look what you’ve gone and done.

aeronmelon,

Star Trek The Motion Picture’s transporter accident gave me nightmares.

Galaxy Quest’s transporter accident made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself.

Aggravationstation, to memes in Not today, sorry.

One more reason I would hate to live in America. In Britain we don’t give tips.

blackn1ght,

There’s a street food hall place in Manchester where you can only order via an app and some food businessess force you to pay a “tip” while ordering your food. Can pay 5, 10 or 15%.

Who the fuck do they think is going to willingly pay more than they have to? It’s blatantly a service charge, you don’t give tips before you’ve even ordered your food.

jetsetdorito, to memes in This is why I cleverly have no RAM

“we put Kanto and johto on a single cartridge”

DrQuint,

Yeah, but they were reusing tilesets an-

looks at modern pokemon

Uh. You know what, you have a point.

HawlSera,

It took till Scarlet and Violet for us to get more than one region in a game

Kitikami and Unova

That’s parhetic

balderdash9, to memes in And video games made me a monsterfucker
pH3ra, to memes in And video games made me a monsterfucker
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

I must’ve seen a lot of The Addams Family because all I do now is fucking my hand

rug_burn, to memes in Wasn't that difficult

Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard?

Stamets,
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bobs_monkey, to memes in And video games made me a monsterfucker

Lola bunny was smoking for being a cartoon rabbit

balderdash9,
saltnotsugar, to risa in P'takh means Girlfriend

Not gonna lie. I’d watch a Star Trek romantic comedy called Klingon To You.

Squirrel, to comicstrips in I'll never learn to not do this either.
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Just do the same to the other letters, so it looks like a stylistic choice.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Yeah, I just like to sketch every letter… it’s totally on purpose.

Fizz, to memes in Wamter
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Bros I love water so fucking much

drolex,

Oh really? Name all the water molecules then?

irmoz,

Hydrogen

Oxygen

Joe mama

Neato, to memes in But if you're 3 minutes late they throw a hissyfit
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Their time is more important than your time because they've triple booked all their patients in order to maximize profits. I hope 7min enough to discuss your entire physical health and chronic pain treatment options. If not they'll have to schedule you a follow up because there are other patients waiting! /s

bleistift2,

Of course, they’re just greedy bastards. It’s not like there were too few doctors for too many patients.

Every minute you’re waiting your doctor is caring for someone else.

Catoblepas,

Growing up with a sibling who needed some pretty serious surgeries early on (and then needing some myself as a teen), I spent a lot of time as a kid in doctor’s offices. I learned very quickly that going to a doctor’s office and waiting is a good thing, because it means you are not the most urgent problem the doctor has to attend to. Someone else could be currently getting their cancer diagnosis explained to them, or the odds of making it alive through surgery, or any other dire shit people hear in doctor’s offices. Just because you’re there for antibiotics for a sinus infection it doesn’t mean everyone is.

Like yeah, it’s annoying to wait. You literally have the internet in your pocket though, you can entertain yourself. If you keep getting rushed out of appointments because you have too much to discuss you need to tell the front desk when you call that you need to be scheduled for a longer appointment. If your schedule allows it always do early morning appointments, they have shorter wait times because you’re not dealing with 15 other people with appointments before you all being 5 minutes late and fucking up the schedule.

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ButtholeSpiders, to memes in Think about it

Think about it? It’s all I think about already!

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