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MermaidsGarden, to memes in Presidential fitness test
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He wanted to make sure we didn’t get left behind 😌

JaymesRS, to memes in Presidential fitness test

Speaking of crazy things in US PE classes, if you learned to Square Dance, it was because Henry Ford was a racist who was afraid of Jazz.

yeather,

There’s usually a dance section included in PE instruction, mostly to break up hard physical activity snd allow kids to have fun. The type of dancing depends on the school and the state, we did salsa dancing in Florida.

captainlezbian, (edited )

We waltzed in german Catholic land, but we also square danced because midwest

Chetzemoka,

You’re younger than I am. For my generation, it was all square dancing.

JaymesRS,

Same. I lived in Minnesota and Indiana and did Square Dancing in both.

son_named_bort,

Same here. Nobody liked it.

Mouselemming,

I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

NJSpradlin,

We did the Macarena where I was in GA.

Zron,

“Allow the kids to have fun”

Should have told that to my PE teacher in grade school. I’ve never been good at dancing, and I got pulled aside multiple times in front of the class because I just couldn’t follow some of the dances we were supposed to do. These weren’t for competitions or anything, just as an activity.

That’s when I learned that not all bullies are children.

corsicanguppy,

Let me guess: “if you only applied yourself, you’d get it. It’s easy (for me). Watch!”

Anticorp,

That might be why it was added to the curriculum at first, but that’s certainly not why it stayed, nor why we did it at my school. It’s a pretty fun activity too, so a good use of that PE time.

corsicanguppy,

Man. We hated square dancing time in PE.

ethanolparty,

I had horrible eyesight and was shockingly inept at all sportball games, even compared to other hopeless nerds, so I found it slightly less awful than the stuff we usually did.

poppy,

I never had dancing in PE in any grade. Can’t decide if that sucks or not. Maybe I’d have better coordination now. We did get roller skating week though.

ZombieMantis, (edited )
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

We did square dancing, but I’m from Texas, so our families joined the hoedown. I was so proud of my bolo, fond memories.

And I don’t think it was part of the curriculum, I think they were just throwing a party for graduation or something. It’s been years, and this was when I was little, in elementary school.

frickineh, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I had to do it to impress Bill Clinton. Side note, he gave me the worst handshake I’ve ever had in my life, just competely limp, dead fish style. So I don’t give a shit if he was impressed with how many crunches I could do.

qooqie, to memes in Presidential fitness test

Gotta make sure the youth can be good little soldiers if needed

SoylentBlake,

This is 100% fact. Eisenhower made PE a universal part of education to increase overall fitness in the case of war and conscription.

Bael422,

I think it was worse than that. It was to test for and increase capability for military life, but the exercises themselves are not a good way to keep a general healthy body so it actually caused physical health to decline in the US.

Kase,

it actually caused physical health to decline in the US.

Wait seriously? Where did you hear that?

Anticorp,

Fuck yeah!

TropicalDingdong, to memes in Presidential fitness test

All those who vote to make this test required for all presidential candidates say aye…

grue, (edited )

Being fit to be drafted is for the little people. Presidential candidates can just get out of it by claiming to have bone spurs.

foggy, to memes in Presidential fitness test

This very far predates George w Bush.

This predates George HW Bush

Chetzemoka,

Reagan kid here, can confirm

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Was Reagan impressed?

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

Bitch didn’t even show up to give me my award.

“Oh mommy… I’ve been shot…”

What a whiner.

captainlezbian,

Yeah it was Eisenhower. He was concerned our youth would be less fit than Europeans

Stovetop,

Eisenhower also predicted the US military industrial complex.

Man called 'em as he saw 'em I guess.

thefartographer, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

That’s gotta be one diabetic fucking owl by now…

ULS, to memes in Presidential fitness test

What does this mean?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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In the US, there was a thing called the “Presidential Fitness Test” that kids had to do in P.E. (not sure if it’s still a thing).

Mr_Blott,

What does this mean?

kittehx,
@kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I was born in 1999 and I’m pretty sure that I never had to do this.

GuyDudeman,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

I graduated high school in 1999 and I definitely had to do this in elementary school.

klemptor,

Same here.

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

I sure as fuck, hope it is. Could you imagine kids today doing it and thinking, “Wait, Fat Cheeto and Sleepy Joe did this? No fucking way.”

TropicalDingdong,

If you can’t bend over and touch your toes, you can’t be President.

ryathal,

The presidential fitness test is something us kids had to do every year. It was basically doing a bunch of different exercises, and if you did good enough you got a certificate.

Things like sit ups, push ups, chin ups, vertical jump, running a mile, etc. Based on your height and weight there was an expected level you were supposed to achieve.

ULS, (edited )

I believe it. I guess I was hanging out with the metal heads, stoners, and hacky sack kids during gym. That’s why I got a D. And not the gym teacher’s D… That was reserved for the underage girls that used to play with his leg hair. Right there in the bleachers of a New Hampshire school.

(Actual true story… Girls used to play with his leg hair… This was middle school or 9th grade. Larry A. …I’m looking at you.)

Knowing my town, I’m surprised that guy stayed athletic director and not a paraplegic. He must have paid someone off. 70k to be a shit-town gym director? Riiiiight…

Where I grew up school was for chumps.

The village makes the villains.

Jerb322, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

One…

Twooo…

Thhhree…

JackbyDev,

A-t-HOO

EndHD,

the world may never know

abbadon420, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

If only I was American, so I could understand this reference, said noone ever.

mhague,

Ignorance is badass

TrashGoblin, to risa in Hi, Borg.

That would make too much sense.

eeltech, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

1984 here, checking in.

fox2263, to memes in Choose carefully

I don’t know like. Have you ever slept next to a woman? They generate about a Dyson spheres suns worth of heat.

Tomato666,

This clearly a lie. Their feet temperature are close to absolute zero

Anticorp,

Depends on the woman. My wife puts out more heat than a nuclear reactor.

fox2263,

The duality of woman

DarkDiamondK,
@DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, you got that model, mine is just subzero temp freezer, but it balances out since Im practically a nuclear reactor of heat

fox2263,

It is useful in winter.

I’m normally cold except if I’ve had a late takeaway or a drink, then I turn in to a furnace 🤣

Pinklink, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

90s mascots were so random. Like why an owl with a graduation hat? He just graduated, so now he is wise, and can offer insight into lollipop licking? Was that his major?

mwproductions,

“Until the second half of the twentieth century, mortarboards were often worn by schoolteachers, and the hat remains an icon of the teaching profession.” [source]

So they weren’t saying that he just graduated, they were saying that he was learned (the tortoise even says, “he is the wisest of us all”).

AlligatorBlizzard,

And owls being symbolic of wisdom is at least as old as as the Greek gods - Athena’s symbolism included owls.

MBM,

Which is ironic because owls are pretty dumb

beizhia,
@beizhia@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how it used to be. You asked questions to people who were believed to be wise, and then their answer was what the truth was. And most of the things we “knew” were just wrong.

Not that it’s less complicated now…

jettrscga,

You’re focused on that? Why was the boy naked with only a tootsie pop, and talking to an owl?

Voyajer, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I would hope so, GenZ would have seen that commercial growing up. Edit: Actually isn’t it still being aired?

ColeSloth,

I haven’t watched a TV commercial in probably over a decade, but I guess I kind of assumed that they were still showing these.

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