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Toes, to lemmyshitpost in Doctors don't want you to know

Tobacco smoked fish was a thing

Llewellyn,

Gross!

Exusia, to memes in It's just a coffee
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Yo ho/All hands/Hoist the colors high

LinkOpensChest_wav,

“Yo ho, fiddle-dee dee, a [REDACTED_DUE_TO_LEMMY.WORLD_POLICY]'s life for me!”

but also

“Having fun isn’t hard if you have a library card!”

I’ve been checking out so many good shows and movies from my local public library

ilinamorato,

The library feels like it should be illegal somehow. It’s SO GOOD.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I’m shocked they’re still legal.

bobs_monkey,

Give them time

ilinamorato,

There would be SUCH a revolt from authors if publishers tried to do something to legislate libraries away that I doubt any new books would be released for decades.

anarchy79, (edited )
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no. Everyone knows The Party fears a revolt of academics and intellectuals more than anything. My man, they’re always the first ones to go.

“You can judge the degree of civilization by looking at who is imprisoned” / Dostojevskij

ilinamorato,

Who’s talking about imprisonment? I’m talking about another writer’s strike, leaving publishers with nothing to publish for months or years. With their margins already razor-thin, they have to know that they’d just be done if they tried any funny business.

GrammatonCleric, to lemmyshitpost in Doctors don't want you to know
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

This is too random to be funny

lugal,

This but unironically

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t call it random. Smoked Salmon is a popular food.

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not random at all, it makes perfect sense.

It’s alright to admit if you don’t understand a joke, there will be people willing to explain it.

sbv, to memes in It's just a coffee

I get that services need to pay for staff/servers/production, so I’m fine with small monthly fees. I’d much rather pay than sit through ads.

Once a subscription creeps over six or seven bucks a month I’m gonna reevaluate it and start cutting.

It really annoys me that newspapers charge the same for digital and paper subscriptions.

SexyTimeSasquatch,

You’re paying for the content in the case of the newspapers. It is a similar cost to print on newsprint as to run a website. It saves them no money. Most of what you are paying for is for the journalism, writing, editing, etc. Content costs money.

li10,

Exactly. The reason I cancel my subscriptions is because there’s been a nosedive in content that I enjoy, which has tipped the scales to it costing more than it’s worth to me.

I’ve moved to a Plex setup, but even then I don’t watch many shows at all. The ones I do watch are all on different platforms though, so it would be X many subscriptions just to watch the few shows I like.

sbv, (edited )

That’s counterintuitive, do you have a source for that?

EDIT: googling around, I don’t see any obvious answers.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

That definitely depends on which news outlet we’re talking about.

skizzles,

This is the point here.

Many people have no idea of the infrastructure and costs needed to run many of these servers that provide services to people.

I disagree with things like Adobe basically using it for DRM but have no issue for services that are literally serving millions of people and providing something worthwhile that the majority of the population would otherwise not know how to do on their own.

There is some nuance to it, like offering a service and then slowly creeping costs up or adding an advertisement tier and dropping everyone to that etc is crap. But in general, if they are providing a decent service then I don’t really have a problem with it.

JJROKCZ,

I agree that ongoing infrastructure costs money, but several years of that should be included in the original estimate and pricing for the sale of the product. Plan for the sale price being cost to make+5 years of estimated maintenance for base product+profit margin. Then extend maintenance with each DLC if any. If no dlc then offer subscription to pay for servers and other infrastructure, if subscriptions fail to cover that then sunset the product but open source the server infrastructure so the community can pay to run it if desired.

Tischbein, to memes in It's just a coffee

If a subscription would be as good as just having the file or software offline… I might even pay for it. Yes I mean including DRM-Free backups like www.gog.com

pastel_de_airfryer,

Humble Bundle does that. Their subscription comes with a collection of DRM free games you can just download and keep forever even if you cancel it.

douglasg14b, to lemmybewholesome in Moms are the best
@douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, I texted mine recently and she told me to get over it and grow up :/

Hurts man.

Queen___Bee,

It’s unfortunate that sometimes parents can’t be there for their little ones because of their own issues, but it doesn’t mean you aren’t deserving of compassion (be it as a child or adult). As a therapist, I hope your week goes well and remember today is a new day for something good to happen.

96VXb9ktTjFnRi,

I don’t even text mine, don’t have that type of connection with her. I just pay obligatory visits every few months, and then we talk about the news and share nothing personal.

WoahWoah,

Sometimes that’s the right mom response too though. 🥰

sxan, to memes in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Foundation. Such awesome design, great acting… but such awful writing.

TheKingBee,
@TheKingBee@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe its because i’m not a fan of the books, but I really like Foundation, it has weak points, but overall I’m enjoying it.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I went into it expecting it to have nothing to do with the books. I found all the characters’ behaviors irrational and frustrating, with the exception of the emperor.

And I’m getting really sick of incompetent protagonists and impossibly flawless antagonists. I think that’s just a reflection of the zeitgeist of the world’s masses, but that’s another discussion. Suffice to say I’m tired of it being the only trope used in SciFi TV anymore.

Telodzrum,

I love the show. The best part of the show, far and away, is the part that isn’t in the books — the Genetic Dynasty.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

From what I’ve heard, it literally flips the premise of the novels.

Gerudo,

I knew I wasn’t crazy. I just can’t get into that series.

malle_yeno,
@malle_yeno@pawb.social avatar

My conspiracy theory is that the writers had an idea for their own show, but execs made them slap on the Foundation label for notoriety. Because the parts that aren’t in the books, like the Genetic Dynasty, are great – probably the best parts. It feels like that was the actual story here, then everything else had to be put in after the fact to justify the universe they put it in.

I stopped watching after season 1 because the “special powers held by individuals” angle felt like a slap in the face to the theme of the books. Apparently season 2 is better but I’m still a lil bitter so I don’t think I can do it lol

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

This is brilliant, and it would explain so much! And I agree that the most interesting story arch is the one that has nothing to do with the novels (and the entire show shared very little with the novels, outside of some names).

I said that I liked few of the characters; I don’t know if that improves after the first season, but like you, I’m traumatized enough by S1 to be uninterested in watcing S2. I realized I’d spent the last 3 episodes literally shouting at the TV because of characters being so unreasonably stupid, and if there’s a literary sin I can’t forgive it’s characters doing stupid things as a plot device. “We need tension in this scene, so we’ll have this character refuse to get in the escape pod until the last minute, for some trivial reason.” It is infuriating, sloppy, weak writing, and I refuse to watch it.

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Meeting [beetlemoses]

That mug is amazing and I want one.

Grandwolf319,

Came here to see someone pointing out the mug, thank you good sir!

SpaceNoodle,
TheColonel,

The actual artist is selling one here.

pat277,

The temptation is real…

Crashumbc, to memes in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

Witcher :(

And I’m not talking about the casting or other stuff. Just the general writing and conversion from books to screen sucked ass

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It was like a teenager wrote the dialogue.

saintshenanigans,

From what I’ve heard it would have been multitudes worse if Cavill wasn’t so passionate about the source, too.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah I never read the books or played the games. So when I watched it I thought it was kinda janky because they were trying a little to hard trying to stay true to the books.

Then I later found out it wasn’t true to the books. Sure sometimes you need to change things to make a story work better for a new medium. But why is it so jank then?

If they made changes but it worked really well as a TV show because of those changes I can understand. And if the show is janky because they tried to stay too close to the books, I can understand. But they made a janky show that’s not true to the books. I don’t understand!

Maggoty,

Some of the jank is because of the first book for sure. Doing three different converging timelines isn’t easy.

Blackmist,

I’ve heard even that books aren’t that good, basically being medieval James Bond, but somehow even more misogynistic.

recapitated, to memes in About to get drafted

I try to adopt the mindset that my loved ones don’t need me to be their tech enthusiast… But they need me to be their tech therapist.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Techrapist.

MightyGalhupo,

That’s not quite the same chief

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Still better than a normal r*pist.

MightyGalhupo,

Agreed

MonkeMischief, (edited )

When they want to whine and moan about how confusing technology is/has gotten and how much they hate it instead of just explaining the difficulty and what they might have tried to resolve it?

Yeah wish I got paid like a therapist for those. They’d get real succinct real fast lol.

I told people I love helping people but many of my “clients” wanted to score immediate points by coming to the “computer guy” to rant about how they hate technology for the next hour.

Imagine how that would go over at other professions. “This thing you work on and would be willing to explain if I’d listen for a second? I hate it. Let me tell you why. Please help when I’m finally out of breath thanks.”

I’m sure the vet or a plumber would love this. Your mechanic especially. /s

iAvicenna, to memes in I should figure out how myself
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

is the image a screenshot from a game?

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

One Piece anime I think

But it sucks they cut the quote to make it sound like Ubisoft is telling people to stop wanting to own games (which gamers are, look at Steam’s and gamepass’s popularity)

The quote should say subscriptions like EA Play, Ubisoft +, and Gamepass will only be successful if people are comfortable not owning games

Kerb, (edited ) to memes in I should figure out how myself
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

im already very used to not owning ubisoft games

xX_fnord_Xx,

I suppose one gets used to not paying for them after the first two-three downloads.

MashedTech, to memes in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

What are your opinions on The Magicians?

Crashumbc,

Never watched enough to get a feel. I could not stand the whiney main character kid. He was like nails on a chalk board annoying…

cheesebag,

Haha, have you read the books? It is a million times worse / more pretentious. The show was camp, which was at least kinda fun. Definitely an improvement anyway

the_artic_one,

Cheesey as hell but still loveable.

herrvogel,

The show where they have to sex each other in super sexy horny sex to cast some spell. Yeah sex magic wooo!! And what does the spell do? It just creates a column of light that some guy can use as a beacon to navigate.

My eyes rolled so hard I saw the back of my own skull.

TAG,
@TAG@lemmy.world avatar

I did not like the constant tonal shifts between silly magic frat boys and depressing magical apocalypse.

cordlesslamp, to memes in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

“Somehow, Palpatine return.” -Poe-

FlexibleToast,

Palpatine coming back wasn’t even an interesting premise though.

FatTony,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

It really did fail on all ends.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Palpatine = Fascism.

Palpatine returned = Fascism returned.

The word Fascism was coined be Mussolini because it was a reference to the Roman Empire. Fascism is often about restoring past Empires.

Luke tried (and succeeded) to bring his father back from the dark side.

Rey does not attempt to ring her grandfather back from the dark side. Why not? because he’s dead. You can redeem your family but you can’t redeem your ancestors because they’re dead. You also can’t confront your ancestors, but science fiction allows characters to do things that aren’t possible to do in the real world.

Rey confronts her evil ancestor and rejects him. Takes on a different name, She understands her ancestor doesn’t define who she is.

Children in school right now learning about what their evil ancestors did, what should they do? Take their side? Or realize like Rey did that they don’t have to identify with what their ancestors did. You can identify with the good people from the past even if you aren’t related to them.

Fascism relies on wanting the things that your ancestors had. Reject that idea and you reject fascism.

Also if you’ve ever seen a statue of some evil dude being removed, you will see a reproduction of an evil person that died a long time ago being moved around on a crane.

The problem with RoS isn’t that it didn’t do anything interesting, it’s just it didn’t tell you that it was doing interesting things. So people would know what to post on twitter immediately after watching the movie.

TLJ has the appearance of an interesting movie but actually did nothing. RoS tried to appear like a dumb action movie while actually doing interesting things.

And I didn’t even go into the layer about the grieving process, but that’s obvious isn’t it? Movie starts with a guy literally denying death and ends on Chewie inheriting Hans’s medal and Rey burying the lightsabers. The Sequel Trilogy was about death after all, so it’s obvious the last movie had a layer about the grieving process… right? RIGHT?

FlexibleToast,

Those aren’t interesting premises. Those are the same, tired premises in a lot of current media.

Blackmist,

The look on Oscar Isaac’s face as he delivers that line is something else.

It’s the face of a man who has been back and forth with the scriptwriter and director all day, and is resigned to the fact that this is the best they can come up with.

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

it makes sense for poe to say, how would he know how palpy came back?

the problem was the movie didnt really expand on that in any capacity

Blackmist, (edited )

Even the writers didn’t seem to know. It was like they’d been handed some weird madlibs type shit and had to work Palpatine back in, even though the previous two movies hadn’t alluded to that in the slightest.

Even the groans from the rebels sound like “Jesus, three movies for this shit?”

If you look at Alan Rickman saying “By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings” and Oscar saying this, it’s the same pained expression, but only Rickman was acting.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Poe doesn’t know or care why fascism returned, he just knows he’s going to fight against it.

The hot take internet culture rejected the movie simply because people don’t have the capability of understanding the layers and interpreting anything. It’s a shame really it’s the most interesting of all the Star Wars movies (though not the best, the editing was janky as hell). But people are more interested in consuming nitpicky memes about Star Wars than watching an actual Star Wars movie.

But it’s a movie that provided petty nitpicky assholes on the internet many hours of entertainment repeating the same false memes that only indicate that they didn’t actually watch the movie. You got what you wanted, so you should appreciate JJ Abrams for satisfying your cynical and petty nature with all the negative memes you’re still repeating over four years later.

I’ll just be over here enjoying a Star Wars movie that has layers about the relationship between our connection to our ancestors and fascist movements, the grieving process, and still isn’t so overly serious to not have a layer with the Emperor blasting lightning bolts at X-Wings.

Enjoy your memes!

rwhitisissle, to memes in I should figure out how myself

Eh, not really. Always Online DRM is going to be even more of a thing in the future than it is now. It’ll be so baked into the application that any attempt at patching it will take so long that it’ll exceed the normal lifetime of the game itself.

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

This denuvo is already taking almost a year per game, and several are using it.

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