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ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, in UwU
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ignotum,

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IntentionallyAnon, in meme019.jpg

You either tried to crop this terribly or you’re blind

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry. I hsave… fapt tnumbs… 😔… cant uce touchsreen good…

NetchytheNetch,

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lowleveldata,

What is the joke? Please explain in no less than 15 words (show your work)

PoolloverNathan, (edited )

The image OP posted is the rough draft of the (assumed) real meme that he

Zuberi,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ironic whoosh bait

Treczoks, in 🤢...

I once asked my nephew about this - he worked in a hotel back then. Yes, indeed, they clean toilet brushes in a dishwasher.

But it is a separate one that is only for toilet brushes and brush holders, nothing else.

Delphia,

I had an old dishwasher I used as an improvised parts washer when fixing up cars.

I used a ratchet strap to keep the door closed because the latch was busted, but it still heated the water and sprayed it just fine.

rekabis,

How did steel and aluminum parts react after coming into contact with hot water and soap? I can imagine a non-trivial amount of milling/resurfacing of any interface that is meant to take a gasket due to how metals react to caustic environments.

Unless you disabled the dishwasher’s internal heating element and used degreasers instead of water… that makes a lot more sense.

Delphia,

I just used dishwasher tablets and It was fine as long as you took the parts out straight away while they were still “you need gloves” hot and hit them with WD40 or sat them in the sun. Never had an issue so long as I did that.

Lifebandit666,

I work in a production line that makes parts for diesel engines. We wash the parts in water and alkaline solution, then they hit a drier and get dried. Basically a giant dishwasher. The company is multi million dollar and world wide.

Just a long winded way of saying your imagination is wrong

Treczoks,

Steel is no issue, but keep aluminum out of the dishwasher. It is basically ruined after the first trip.

A_Random_Idiot,

yep, got in a rush one day and put my rice cookers aluminum bits in the dishwasher.

Not ruined, but definitely permanently discolored and ugly looking, and harder to clean now thanks to it.

Delphia,

You guys arent talking about aluminium thats been under the hood of a Honda Civic for 25 years, heat cycled literally thousands of times and covered in all manner of filth.

I was not restoring Ferarris.

BeMoreCareful,

What does it do to them? I’ve never tried it.

A_Random_Idiot,

The bare aluminum became discolored, rough and ugly. Food sticks to it more, requiring more scrubbing to clean them. I dont know what that reaction is from a materials science perspective, though, if thats what you’re asking.

BeMoreCareful,

Oh, I had no perspective, I had no idea 😁. Thanks.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would completely agree with this and do it like this. Why? Saves time to say the least.

But, using the same one as for dishes? No way. Separate one, marked and all that? Makes perfect sense 👍.

prettybunnys,

IF your dishwasher is working properly then you ought to be able to put your poop knife, dinner dishes AND toilet brushes in and everything comes out sanitary.

Don’t ask why there is peanut butter left on the knife. You’ll be ok.

Shou,

This isn’t true. A generic dishwasher for at home is not up for the task. Even the stuff they use in restaurants aren’t up for the task. And they already wash with boiling water. Despite this, there are always leftovers. I had the task of cleaning these things at a maccy Ds. Found pink mold that thrived in coffee grounds to survive the dishwaser perfectly. Like the pink goo from the teletubbies.

SoleInvictus,
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, you need a dishwasher with a proper sanitize cycle. Most residential dishwashers, even some with an alleged sanitize cycle, aren’t up to the task. This is why laboratories will pay top dollar for an industrial dishwasher that looks nearly identical to a residential version but it actually will sanitize its contents.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

And last a lot longer… probably.

Bottom line, no, I’m not washing feces in my dishwasher, period.

SoleInvictus,
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

Oh totally. If I had a dedicated shitwasher, sure, but not in the dishwasher with my dishes and utensils. I’m a microbiologist so I’m pretty cavalier about my everyday microbe exposure but that’s a really bad idea.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Try and explain to some people here that not all germs are the same and not all germs/parasites get killed at 90 or 95°C 😒.

Dedicated dishwasher (which I would never buy, since I wash those things like once a year), sure. But, hotels doing that, yeah, I can see it and there is nothing wrong with that, as long as they’re done separately in a dedicated one.

Mamertine,

Holup, you raise an interest point. A true sanitize cycle is heat. It gets hit enough to kill everything.

How the fuck is a plastic toilet cleaning brush surviving the level of heat sufficient to kill all bacteria?

If the original dishwasher from the past for got enough to kill bacteria, the brush couldn’t survive. Therefore, the dishwasher isn’t getting hot enough to kill bacteria. Therefore don’t put poopy plastic into your dishwasher!

SoleInvictus, (edited )
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

So what we’re looking at is sanitize vs sterilize.

A sanitize cycle typically gets the temperature of the water up to about 65-75°C and holds it there for at least 1.5 hours. This kills the vast majority of pathogenic microbes as human pathogens typically live at around human body temperature. You’ll see ads on how this cycle kills 99.999% of microbes, but the fine print typically states something along the lines of “foodborne microbes” or “pathogenic microbes”. Anything outside of that may survive, especially if it’s a species that forms endospores or a toilet brush.

Sterilizing by definition kills anything living and deactivates viruses. You won’t get sterilization by heat in any dishwasher, which is why laboratories and medical facilities sterilize with an autoclave. An autoclave utilizes pressure to raise the water temperature up to around 120-135°C without it boiling. This still won’t sterilize everything, particularly the aforementioned endospore forming bacteria, but it’s functionally sterilized for most purposes. For true sterilization, certain autoclaves can reach much higher temperatures and pressures, in excess of 600°C and 0.5 GPa, respectively, which obliterates fairly well everything, but those are extremely uncommon and for niche uses as temperatures that high may just melt your glassware.

EldritchFeminity,

This is the same sort of reason why you can’t 3d print items that will come in contact with food. 3d printing leaves microscopic holes in the surface of the object, and once food gets in there, it’s never coming out and will become a breeding ground for all kinds of nasty stuff.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah I was gonna mention that I don’t think the soap and steam really care if it’s poop germs or food germs. As long as your dishwasher is working properly, everything in there should be snapped out of existence.

Seriously just make sure the peanut butter is rinsed off beforehand.

Llewellyn,

Incorrect. It’s not the same set of germs. And there could be parasites’ eggs in poop. And they are very resilient.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

My brother in Christ it’s still extremely hot steam and soap. I didn’t mean they’re the same kind of germs but they’re germs. High temperature and soap kills them because if they didn’t I got bad news for the dude who shit himself and tried to shower. My point was they all die.

Llewellyn, (edited )

Not nearly enough hot (and long). That’s why they have autoclaves in hospitals.

RealFknNito, (edited )
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Well, it’s a hospital. They handle a lot worse than poopy bacteria. Just because carpenters bring a nailgun that doesn’t mean a hammer isn’t nearly good enough.

Kolanaki,
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The 0.01% of germs antibacterial soap doesn’t kill is only found in poop.

MystikIncarnate,

See, this makes sense to me. It’s the same way with anything IMO. If it involves bodily fluids, beyond native saliva and tears, you probably want to wash it specifically. At least in its own load, possibly in a different machine entirely, maybe even get it professionally handled, or clean it with fire. Depending on the severity of the soiling…

I have no issue with someone using a thing that was designed for another purpose to do something that it’s designers didn’t think of. As long as you’re not cross contaminating your food with it, I couldn’t really care less… But bluntly, using your dishwasher, the same one you use for dishes, to clean your poop scrubber? Big nope from me.

RalphFurley,

I worked at a restaurant in the kitchen. We had a place on the wall to hang brushes. The GREEN brushes were to be used for food/prep areas only. The white brushes were for cleaning toilets, and other filthy places.

The white brushes were soaked in buckets and rinsed/washed thoroughly in a slop sink, then later, put in the racks that push through the dishwasher conveyor belt that ran through the machine if I recall correctly. It’s been more than 20 years

model_tar_gz,

Did you have a black hook for the poop knives, also?

RalphFurley,

We used our hands

kameecoding, (edited ) in Oh, we're doing Baldwin shitposts?

Right wingers still mad he made fun of their God Emperor on SNL aren’t they?

thecrotch,

You don’t have to be a right winger to make fun of the worst disregard for cinematic safety standards since John Landis. It would be a mistake for the left to embrace and defend this guy.

theyoyomaster,

I mean, it was a dem DA in a deep blue area that brought the charges.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I think they’re referring to the mag, not the indictment.

theyoyomaster,

Trump isn’t exactly pro 2A so there’s not as much unified love for him in the gun community as you would think. The mag is more because Baldwin is a rabid gun grabber that ignored basic gun safety and killed someone.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

He’s the one endorsed by the NRA, and they’re still dominant in the gun community. It’s hard to find ranges that aren’t just a sea of MAGA caps.

theyoyomaster,

The NRA hasn’t been relevant to mainstream gun owners in years. And I’m not sure what ranges you’ve been to, I’ve found more diversity at small family owned ranges in central Oklahoma than I did in Starbucks in Seattle. When I lived in WA before OK I was almost always in the minority at the range as a straight white male. Gun ownership is far more diverse than just MAGA assholes and the NRA used to have power because millions of voting gun owners agreed with their message at the time. That hasn’t been the case in a decade and they have never spent enough to be politically relevant from traditional lobbying alone.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

That’s good to know. TBH most of what I was talking about was my experiences at ranges and gun shops in Eastern PA, a little N of Philadelphia. A few years ago I moved to a large city in the mid-West and haven’t had a chance to visit many ranges; and the ones close to me are indoor – I’d have to travel a bit to get rural enough to find an outdoor range. So I honestly don’t know how things have changed in the past 5 years, and things tend to be more liberal it large metro areas anyway.

It’s encouraging to hear that tha NRA is losing support. I still feel that Trump is considered safer for 2A than Biden; if he’s (Trump) not actively defending 2A, he’s at least not talking about strengthening gun laws. And that hasn’t changed: 2A is still a single-issue voting decider. Relatively few of us gun owners are not passionate about gun ownership, where it’s a hobby, not a lifestyle.

thecrotch,

I still feel that Trump is considered safer for 2A than Biden; if he’s (Trump) not actively defending 2A, he’s at least not talking about strengthening gun laws.

Feelings aside, trump banned bump stocks and Biden hasn’t done much of anything but talk.

theyoyomaster,

Trump did more directly but behind the scenes Biden has been a nightmare. The ATF should be disbanded and the majority charged for deprivation of rights under the color of law at this point.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I mean, it’s not my talking point. 2A is a key plank of the Rebublican platform, regardless of how little they can control Orange Putin. While addressing gun violence is a key plank in the Democrat one. Maybe discerning voters like yourself will change their votes based on this - I doubt any “gun nut” in central PA will. Trump doesn’t talk about guns, Biden does. Words speak louder than actions in American politics.

Frankly, I don’t think 2A is a topic Trump has an opinion about, or gives much thought to. He’ll pass whatever gun legislation he thinks will make him more popular, and after Las Vegas, throwing his weight behind legislation that the NRA itself had advocated and had been in the works for 2 years before he was elected (thanks, Obama!) was an easy win.

To be clear, I’m not a proponent of 2A. While I enjoy the hobby and indulge in ownership, I believe the 2A is anachronistic and unable to satisfy the purbose for which it was made. And we do have a gun violence issue in the US; if it were at all feasible to eliminate the 2A and all guns, I’d support it. I’m just saying that if you ask a random 2A MAGA which candidate is their choice on this point, they’ll say “Trump.”

DesertCreosote,

He didn’t ignore basic gun safety. Firearms on movie sets are not the same as firearms everywhere else. There is supposed to be a dedicated person who is directly responsible for ensuring live ammunition is never, ever brought close to a prop gun. I’ve posted this elsewhere at one point, but as somebody who has worked on productions with blank-firing guns, the cast and crew are not allowed to inspect, touch, or come near any firearm on set apart from the shortest time required for the scene. The firearms are secured before and after the scene, and there should never, ever be a chance for live ammunition to get inside a prop. The armorer guarantees the gun is safe, and are the ones responsible for it.

The armorer for this production appears to not have followed those protocols, and that’s where Baldwin’s potential culpability is-- not as an actor who shot somebody, but as a producer who should have had better oversight of the armorer.

tubaruco, in The cumming will continue until the spankings stop.

it seems this will get too many downvotes, will you repost later like that other time?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is the repost. I got upvotes for the original, “The spankings will continue until the cumming stops.”

Lemmy is a fickle bitch!

tubaruco,

oooh that makes sense, though it isnt a repost if its different…

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

True, but you’re the one who said “last time” was a repost, when that was also a rearranged post.

Anyway, Merry Christmas!

tubaruco,

oh what i thought that one was the exact same, my bad then

merry chrismtas

Dieterlan, in They're all dicks if you ask me

Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’ll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue

get_off_the_phone,

Crab rave anyone?

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Omg there’s this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the “Euro Crab” and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Everybody do the Macarena


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PeriodicallyPedantic,

Carcinisation really going wild on this one

AngryCommieKender, (edited ) in Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.

It’s not our fault! Our Kg, and possibly our Meter stick, got stolen by pirates, and we never got a replacement!

(This is mostly a joke)

prayer,

British pirates, mind you.

AngryCommieKender,

Huh, TIL. I thought they were Caribbean

JoShmoe, in are you sure?

technically its confidence and hygiene.

covert_czar,
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The sketch with squigly lines here doesn’t just represent hygiene. It shows how doomed he is

JoShmoe,

You see doom, I see a montage worthy makeover.

arken,

What song is playing in the montage?

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Obviously the final countdown.

JoShmoe,

By default I was in fact thinking of “The Final Countdown”, but for this I’ll go for a slightly more wholesome approach. “Carry on Wayward Son”

DragonTypeWyvern,

Hygiene, manners, fitness, generally not being a creep.

Kecessa, (edited )

“fitness”

Highly exaggerated by the masculinist movement, I know many people who aren’t in good shape and never were that have a relationship/family life that most would envy

Kusimulkku,

It doesn’t hurt to be fit. You’ll likely look better and it helps with your confidence.

SomethingBurger,

You’ll likely look better

True.

it helps with your confidence.

False.

Kusimulkku,

I think it definitely anecdotally helps with confidence, but went searching and seems like at least some studies corroborate this common view, at least for self-esteem

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5068479/

Katana314,

I definitely agree the attempt at directly correlating gym plans to dating is often mis-played. But, there’s solid advice out there about using basic fitness and exercise to combat depression and mood problems. Even if lifting iron won’t do a whole lot for you, occasionally going out for a walk or riding on a bike/kayak/etc will often improve your attitude. And yeah, in the end being less depressed is probably good for dating - just not good to form the direct expectation.

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve seen lots of people get obsessed over their “fit” looks, and sometimes them going to the gym is both caused and made worse by more obsession with fitness.

Personally, it helped my confidence a lot and made me happier in my body to hit the gym. Seeing progress in something where you have to have grit and dedication usually does help people boost their confidence though, like learning an instrument or a new language, especially in children. Nothing as rewarding as meeting one’s own goals, if you ask me.

Kecessa, (edited )

When did I say it hurts to be fit?

The vast majority of the population doesn’t go to the gym and their exercise consists of doing random physical activities around the house, going on walks or having a physically demanding job but a bunch of people with low self esteem got convinced by the internet that they’re hopeless if they don’t go to the gym… Oh and here, buy their product and treat women like shit while you’re at it because it all goes together! That’s what self esteem feels like bitches!

Kusimulkku,

“It doesn’t hurt to” is an idiom meaning it can be beneficial. It doesn’t mean you were arguing that it hurts to be fit. I’m saying it’s not necessary to be fit but it might still be worthwhile.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Seems like you’re looking at these people as a monolith. Most of us treat the gym like a horticulturist treats their garden, it’s therapeutic while also being beneficial. Sure there’s the guys that follow all of the social media “gurus” but you can usually tell who they are by their gear and what they spend most of their time talking about.

9/10 times the guys with the most experience and general level of fitness are the ones that just wear old cut offs and go home to go drink a protein shake. The ones railing pre workout and listening to Andrew Tate aren’t there for the right reasons so they generally never get anywhere with it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

People who aren’t in good shape attract other people who aren’t in good shape. There is someone for everyone. Well not really, but those people are content with each other.

accideath,

I wouldn’t phrase it like that. More like, your standards for your partner shouldn’t be higher than your standards for yourself.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Tomato, tom-ah-to

Strawberry,

People who aren’t in good shape attract other people who aren’t in good shape

Have you ever met a lesbian

LemmyKnowsBest,

Huh? What does that have to do with anything we’re discussing here?

fkn,

Clearly the answer is no.

Kecessa,

Not really true and you realize that you can just not do exercise without being 400lbs right? Even in the periods where I wasn’t into exercising my weight was stable around ~145lbs at 5’8", I just looked like a regular guy and dated plenty of beautiful women during that time.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

As a woman I would like to add that the Fitness part is not true. Of course if you want to ask out a gym girl she will care about fitness, but also if you want to ask a “fashion” girl out she will care about fashion and so on. Know your target before putting effort in the wrong thing. I’m the type that cares zero about fitness.

Hygiene, manners and not being a creep is default tho. Please do that.

RBWells,

I am a lady and do care about fitness, not so much for looks but as a sign guys take reasonable care of their health. When younger, didn’t care much. But now I am older and guys who are inactive fall apart, and become a lot of work. I know that there’s no guarantee of health but much better odds of more healthy years if a guy takes care of his physical body.

TenderfootGungi, in 🤢...

Yikes. I would never eat there again!

Logically, the heat used for drying should kill any germs. But why risk it.

I rinse mine in the toilet bowl when it has bleach based toilet cleaner in it. That alone keeps them pretty clean.

MyDearWatson616,

I do that with my dishes too

victorz,

And there’s the full-circle joke. Bravo. 👌

pastaq,

I miss the ol’ Reddit switcheroo :(

jaybone,

Swish-of-poo

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Be the change you want to see in the world! We’re at the beginning of greatness here, the tip of a drill that will pierce the fediverse, carving out a meme that future generations will never see the bottom of!

Ah, the ol’ Lemmy Dish-aroo!

Iron_Lynx,

Hold my shitty dishes, I’m going in!

LordKitsuna,

It wouldn’t be the heat used for drying, it would be the heat used for washing. Assuming that you have a dishwasher with a sanitize cycle/option always use it. they are required to reach a minimum temperature of 150f. typical range in actual products is 165ºF to 180ºF (74ºC to 82ºC)

nadram, (edited )
@nadram@lemmy.world avatar

I rinse mine in the toilet bowl when it has bleach based toilet cleaner in it. This is the way. Edit: I don’t know how to quote :P

Scientician, in are you sure?

You gotta show up for yourself before you’re gonna get the girl my dude. Fix those open sores on your face and shave.

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

and shave

Shaving is for losers. BEARDS rule!

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

and I thought open source was a good thing…

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

And for the love of god, F(L)OSS.

Emerald, in 🤢...

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I’m not proud of this, but I need to ask. My sister insists on cleaning the toilet brushes in the dishwasher’s top rack, and I have reservations. To me, it doesn’t seem very sanitary. Thoughts?

yannic,

Good human.

Zuberi, in so real
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Mr beast going mask off to torture some poors for pennies compared to how much he makes on the video

Every single video gives me Squidgame vibes

thesporkeffect,

His PR is finally starting to crack

banneryear1868, in 🤢...

Sounds gross but as long as it isn’t with dishes and the dishwasher works right why would it be a problem? Soap is soap.

droans,

I mean I have no reason to think it’s bad… But it still doesn’t feel comfortable.

hamsammy,

I mean, if a household that keeps kosher has two sets of everything (plateware, silverware, sinks, etc) to make sure meat doesn’t touch dairy…the logic states you should have a different machine/method for excrement-related things to ensure it doesn’t touch your normal plateware and silverware.

I, personally, would not be comfortable using the machine again for food related things if I found out my housemate had washed the toilet brush in our dishwasher. Poop is meant to be expelled from your body, not consumed in any way - may I remind (the royal) you how pink eye originates?

banneryear1868,

Do you eat food from your hands after using the washroom and/or showering?

MacNCheezus, in are you sure?
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps a shower and a haircut wouldn’t hurt.

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

I’m having my weekly shower later today! 👍

iAvicenna, in Remember to flash your license
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I want this licence, where do we apply

ericisshort,

You’re pre-approved! Go directly to printer.

iAvicenna,
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hurraaay!

FlyingSquid,
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We were selling them in the Lemmy Shitpost merch store, but we ran into a problem when it turned out there is no Lemmy Shitpost merch store.

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