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person, (edited ) in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@person@feddit.de avatar

Nut Butters: Peanut or almond butter in small jars or packets. They are calorie-dense and can be eaten in small quantities.

Crackers: Plain crackers are low in fiber and can be filling.

Cheese: Hard cheeses like cheddar can be easy on the stomach and don’t require refrigeration for short periods.

Protein Bars: Opt for bars that are low in fiber.

Dried Meat: Such as beef jerky, can be a good source of protein.

Nuts and Seeds: In moderation, these can be good sources of energy.

Bottled Water: You’ll need to stay hydrated, but since you mentioned you can’t pee very often, drink just enough to not feel thirsty.

Electrolyte packets or tablets: To keep your electrolyte balance in check without consuming too much liquid.

Godspeed!

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks a lot! I'll go hunting for these as soon as the stores open for the day.

jenings, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?
@jenings@lemmy.world avatar

Not to pat ourselves on the back too much but right now it’s mainly the Reddit power users that are here. The normies are wondering why interesting as fuck was flooded with porn as of last night.

Nugget_in_biscuit,

But that’s good, no? The power users are the minority that actually build the community. So we get the core base of Reddit without the problems you get from that site trying to become more like Facebook and TikTok

PenguinJuice,

This is the truth. It's a lot of what OG Reddit felt like before it became basically anonymous Facebook 2.0

chaddy,
@chaddy@feddit.de avatar

I would consider myself a normie, specifically regarding reddit, as I only spent my time lurking there and already have more comments on lemmy than on 7 years on reddit.

The current vibe and atmosphere just feels kind of special. Almost everyone is figuring stuff out, no one is down voted for asking some basic questions and I don't have the feeling that some grammar nazi is immediately around the corner to correct my many mistakes, just to get that sweet, sweet karma.

HorrorSpirit,
@HorrorSpirit@lemmy.ml avatar

Same here. I was also predominantly a lurker on reddit, as even when i wanted to comment something it did not feel safe, for lack of better word. Here i feel much more free to comment my mind. I hope it stays that way. For someone who was too young to experience the “old internet” it feels great to have a new and improved modern analog.

swancheez, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@swancheez@lemmy.world avatar

Dude, I know you can't say why, but I sincerely hope you come back after your...excursion? And update us all with the results. And may e tell us why when you have the chance.

Just coming in here and saying you can't shit for 3 days. What on earth is this.

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

I can tell you about the results but not why I'm doing this. Sorry!

tj111,

Just buy poo-pourri and take a poo my guy. N one will know.

average650, in Have you already encountered those new bots on Lemmy?
@average650@lemmy.world avatar

I haven't seen any posts or comments that are obviously bots, except for useful ones that make it clear what they're doing.

I think they're just making accounts, not using them yet.

rm_dash_r_star,
@rm_dash_r_star@lemm.ee avatar

I haven't seen anything yet either. I think they're lining up for the assault.

cyshield, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

That post made me so sad. Because I know I will never find out why you need this ☹️

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

I mean... If we know each other irl but can't tell because if internet anonymity you might already know..

voluntaryexilecat, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

May I suggest to get a foldable potty instead? They are super light and the size of an original Gameboy when folded. Combined with plastic bags and silicapowder (do not eat) it will help you stay healthy instead of dehydrated and constipated. If amazon is not fast enough, check the nearest baby mart. If you are just shy, there are also foldable privacy shields (camping section) available to let you do your business with privacy.

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

Toilets are readily available where I'm going; I can't do it for... other reasons..

Hudell, in Deleted

I would assume the machine would predict I take both because it would know me too well to belive there would be anything in B, so I would take A.

Wander, in Whaf do you think of hosting an AMA with John Oliver to make Lemmy/kbin officially a viable Reddit replacement?
@Wander@yiffit.net avatar

I'd be more inclined to reach out to Louis Rossmann, especially since he's said he won't post on reddit anymore. Maybe we can even find a home on lemmy for his right to repair campaign.

dragnucs,

Him too is a good candidate for an AMA.

nieceandtows,

He’s a good candidate too, but to me, John Oliver has come to be associated with Reddit revolts in the media, because he was flooding the front page for a while. Even major news outlets wrote about it. If he does an ama here, it would symbolically show that those people have moved on to Lemmy.

randombit,

Why not both?

bigbox, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

No repost bots, karma farming, or idiots (mostly). The learning curve to joining the fediverse filters out your average facebook/twitter type that Reddit is filled with today. Lemmy right now is how Reddit was a decade ago

zettajon,

The learning curve to joining the fediverse filters out your average facebook/twitter type that Reddit is filled with today.

Let’s call a spade a spade lol this is honestly it.

rozno,
@rozno@roznotech.xyz avatar

It’s really not hard to sign up either; for how small the barrier to entry actually is, it’s made a huge difference in demographics

Konman72,

Agreed. All of the comments against the protests on Reddit kind of give it away in how little they seem to actually understand how Reddit works and what made it great for so long. They see it as just another feed for them to browse and not a community to foster and participate in. Lemmy feels so great in comparison.

socsa, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

OP, please do not rape.

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

What does that have to do with my question...

Fapper_McFapper, in iOS users - what features do you want to see on Mlem?

An experience like Apollo would be great but I’ll take what we have. It feels cozier.

jiggles,

I think it has potential to get there eventually. It already follows the similar design and usage philosophies, and I imagine the development could really take off now.

Keep in mind that Apollo has years of full-time development behind it, whereas Mlem is essentially an early beta of an open-source passion project.

lFenix,
@lFenix@lemmy.ml avatar

Thank you for the point about the length of development. I essentially started Mlem a year a half ago as my very first iOS project to take my mind off the pain from a major surgery I had the the time, then it sat abandoned until I revived it just a little over month ago. So the total dev time on Mlem is only around a month and a half. It’s still a little baby 😊

nevernevermore, in Whaf do you think of hosting an AMA with John Oliver to make Lemmy/kbin officially a viable Reddit replacement?

Let's start small. Can we do a Christian Selig AMA first? I think that would be a decent flagship that might draw the attention of the press. That way we have something proven before we start getting in people who have PR teams...

nieceandtows,

That's actually a good idea

TurnItOff_OnAgain,

One of the devs who is actually porting their app over, like !@ljdawson

kiwifoxtrot,
@kiwifoxtrot@lemmy.world avatar

Let's not distract @ljdawson from his mission.

dystop, in Just had a thought about feed sterilization
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

The good thing is lemmy is so new that even if the devs wanted to, they probably haven't had the time (or data) to implement any of this.

hypelightfly, in Deleted

Box A and B as the prediction has already been made so the choice has no bearing on the contents at this point. You either get the guaranteed million or both.

IsThisLemmyOpen,

Well what you choose may not direct affect what is inside Box B, but there is still a huge difference between the two choices.

Imagine the way that the machine did it's prediction was copying your brain and making this copied brain choose in a simulation. Assuming the copied brain is completely identical to your brain, the machine could predict with 100% accuracy what the real you would choose. In this sense, what you choose can affect what's inside Box B (or rather, what your copied brain chooses can affect whats inside Box B).

One more thing to think about: How do you know that you aren't the simulated brain that's been copied?

Aurix, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

This has to be a kink thing, one of the weirder ones. Holding a plug, not sweating, because it is not wished?

Else it is something illegal. Drug mule, crossing a border which would either make the drugs visible, or maybe another crime to not leave obvious DNA traces. No sweating to not look suspicious on control? Not much stuff to disguise the longer travel?

FrankTheHealer,

I’m leaning towards drug smuggling

No pooping so they don’t expel the drug packets that they have ingested. No sweating so they dont seem nervous. And less peeinhg since will be travelling, on planes, cars etc

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

No kinky stuff involved.

No drugs involved.

No breaking-the-law-in-any-other-way involved.

magiccupcake,

I don't believe you.

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