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kureta, in What's a great podcast you'd like to share?

deprogram, the joy of why, the joy of x.

NeoNachtwaechter, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

You should develop an awareness: When are you ready to fall asleep ‘NOW’? This opportunity repeats about every 20 minutes.

Go to bed, then do your thing, whatever you do while waiting for sleep to come (I read a book). If you recognize that you yawn, then stop immediately with everything that you’ve been doing. Lights off, be still and just let it happen.

captain_aggravated, in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Count your blessings.”

Useless fucking platitude that’s synonymous with “You aren’t the person who is absolutely the worst off, so being upset with your lot is inappropriate.”

See also “At least you have your health.”

Artard, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Had a friend who’s little bro thought “Liberate my madness” from Liberate by Slipknot was “Never eat bananas”.

GregoryTheGreat, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

I have pretty bad insomnia and have tried a lot. Several things have worked.

Meditation…with lots of practice. Trazodone And my current favorite…zero caffeine all day and 5mg melatonin with 2 mg of THC/20mg CBD oil at bedtime.

Lots of other things can get me to sleep but nothing works as well as melatonin and some thc to keep me asleep.

Crafter72, (edited ) in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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I wish I didn’t have to pee be so bad.

-blink 182 - Wendy Clear

and the most prominent

I wore cologne walk alone to get the feeling right

-blink 182 - What’s My Age Again.

Though sometimes when Tom and Mark performs live, they butchered some lines for some dumb jokes lol.

PrincessLeiasCat, in Texans, what's the attitude/feelings/preparations towards the coming freezing weather?

I haven’t heard much about it tbh, but I’m in Houston so maybe it won’t affect us this time. That being said, thanks for the heads up! Abbott and ERCOT sadly have the ability to outdo even the worst disaster responses.

aew360, in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

The Body Buffer by Manscaped. I don’t like any of their other stuff but my goodness that scrubber is legit. Easy to clean, doesn’t harbor bacteria, easy to grip, very durable, and it creates a nice lather

DuckOverload, in What movie should me and fiance watch tonight?

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.

ivanafterall,
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Yes, this one will likely be so much more fun than you are expecting. I loved it.

craftyindividual,

Truly recommend this, fun and touching.

cashews_best_nut,

I wasn’t expecting much but really was one of my fave films of the year.

Truffle, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

I love listening to Relatos de la noche. Uriel has a great voice and I have been a fan of his for years, plus spooky and scary stories are my jam. He is on YouTube, spotify, Amazon, etc.

fortniteplaya, in What are your ear buds cleaning rituals?

I got an airpod cleaning multi tool from Amazon and it actually works really well.

Also if you have the Sony xm1004, they have little foam bits in them and over the years they get soaked up with sweat and earwax, it’s really gross. So if you think your sound is super quiet and have earbuds with foam inserts, first use some tweezers and something to gently squeeze out the foam and clean with isopropyl alcohol.

cheese_greater, (edited ) in Why is this sub so against jokes and more lighthearted posts?

Ya, like my chestnuts being lazy thread got ripped a new one :( Many humorous posts go the way of the Dodo bird, its pretty ridiculous

Maybe if there’s a better place, I’'d just do that but it still seems excessive. And we have our share of schizos obsessed with pounding their big red downvote button—no diet coke necessary

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/01/oval-office-button.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=744

theKalash,

This is still a community for questions. Random references or jokes simply don’t belong here.

cheese_greater,

Where then?

theKalash,

!jokes, !jokes or maybe !humor to name a few

cheese_greater, (edited )

Maybe humor, thanks

Edit: lets see how it goes 🤣

ExtraMedicated,

There’s also !shittyasklemmy but it doesn’t seem very active.

cheese_greater,

Thanks for all these, you won’thave any issues with me going forward no that I know how it works 👍

cheese_greater,

Lets be the change

intensely_human,

Ugh. Nothing is more tone deaf to human culture than telling a person there’s a room down the hall dedicated to telling jokes.

theKalash, (edited )

How so? I think it perfectly encapsulates human culture.

People literally gather in rooms to listen jokes (comedy clubs, stand up performances etc). And others gather in different rooms to listen to music, for example. But if you show up in the music room and start performing stand-up, people will tell you, you’re in the wrong place.

cheese_greater,

I’m glad he did. It isnt a problem at all, I was excited to learn about new on-topic communities to join and add to my feed ;)

Gerudo, in Texans, what's the attitude/feelings/preparations towards the coming freezing weather?

Thankful there won’t be ice, that was the biggest problem last time. As long as ercot can keep up with the elctricity demand, should be okay.

Nomecks, in What are your ear buds cleaning rituals?

I replace the foams every 10,000 kms.

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Fuck off with this spam shit

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