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orangeNgreen, in What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?
@orangeNgreen@lemmy.world avatar

Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.

Delphia,

Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.

ccunning,

I’m pretty sure no one’s ever gotten dysentery or cholera from chocolate flavored poop either.

Correct me if I’m wrong…

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

That's how my grandpappy went.

Delphia,

I was there, I seent it!

circuitfarmer,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Not that different from the gross flavored jelly beans that used to be sold

over_clox, in What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?

I dunno, do we get to try samples of both?

vlad76,
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If you mix them, they cancel each other out.

gregorum,

In what way? Because there a lot of bad things about poo other than the taste.

vlad76,
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

In a joking way. It was a goof.

MedicPigBabySaver, in What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?

Chocolate. Can hold my nose. Huge portion of taste comes from scent.

Pons_Aelius, in What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?

If I had a choice, neither.

SirToxicAvenger, in What is your favourite floor cleaner liquid and why?

vinegar. because it has many uses - floor cleaner, laundry detergent, toilet bowl cleaner, salad dressing ingredient, and great for making pickles.

RvTV95XBeo,

Vinegar is a pretty good all purpose cleaner but I’d also flag that it’s a pretty strong acid, which over time can cause issues for most natural surfaces (wood, stone, etc.).

It’ll take time to notice but you’ll wind up having to put in extra work to maintain good surface finishes.

SirToxicAvenger,

that’s true

slazer2au, in What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?

Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.

LeiaO42, in What are your favorite podcasts?

I’m a little late to the party here, but I don’t see it mentioned already so I have to recommend “372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back”. Mike Nelson (MST3K, Rifftrax) and Conor Lastoka (Rifftrax) give really detailed reviews of “books they expect not to like”, aka badly-written books. Think Mystery Science Theater 3000, but with books. They’re on episode 152 and the episodes run ~2 hours. Great for long car rides.

SirToxicAvenger, in How would you approach buildings if they were more like synthetic organisms?

so like house mimics? I’d bring fire.

ALostInquirer,

Hmm, well if you have friendly forms of them I suppose you’d also have the odd pests and hostile forms, so that’s not a bad response. Speaking of, if you had lamp mimics you’d have a hell of frustrating time keeping your place lit.

Although I was thinking more in terms of domesticated, benign forms of living buildings/structures.

banana_meccanica, in How would you approach buildings if they were more like synthetic organisms?

Like sentient organism? A building made of flesh who have thoughts? I will stay very far from any cities.

ALostInquirer,

Not necessarily made of flesh, just alive in some strange way that’s apparent. Think something more along the lines of plantlife.

banana_meccanica,

Tree with intelligence? I don’t see any reason why this trees accepts to be buildings, there will be no benefit from them to having us around.

Jaarsh119, in How would you approach buildings if they were more like synthetic organisms?

Probably about the same as regular buildings tbh. If it was normalised I wouldn’t bat an eye at it. Having buildings made of something like coral sounds pretty rad tbh

jacobaaron, in What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?

Strangely had this thought earlier today because I got asked this back in the day but definitely eat the chocolate

bigmclargehuge, in What is your favourite floor cleaner liquid and why?

Pinesol. Does a great job, smells good. Thats when I mop the whole floor though. For spills and such, usually just dishsoap/vinegar

XEAL, in How would you approach buildings if they were more like synthetic organisms?

I want you to do it. C’mon, hit me! Hit me, hit me! C’mon, HIT ME!

shroomaroomboom, in What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?

Is mr-satan the king of scat 🤔

paddirn, in How would you approach buildings if they were more like synthetic organisms?

I mean, can we have sex with them?

Kase,

sigh

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