What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
If you swallow appleseed(s)
Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria
—Mac
neidu2, "Don’t believe everything you read on the internet"
- Benjamin Franklin
cheese_greater, I thought Wayne Gretsky said that…🤔
surewhynotlem, “Nope, it was Franklin” -Abraham Lincoln
cheese_greater, (edited ) — Aretha “Benjamin[s]” Franklin
cone_zombie, (edited ) "Fuck Spez"
- Hammurabi
tacosanonymous, “Calm down.”
cheese_greater, SIR?!
cheese_greater, (edited )
- 4/7/8 breathing is better advice :)
- also Physiological sigh
KingJalopy, 
It’s that like “in, hold, out”?
cheese_greater, You gotter, crocodile!
ilmagico, One thing that’s sure to make things worse is to tell an angry person to “calm down”…
PrimarilyPrimate, 
If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.
cheese_greater, (edited ) Related query: Is there such thing as vaginal prolapse?
Also: are you Dwight Schrute lol?
Dagwood222,
cheese_greater, (edited ) Im scared to look 😫
Wow, 1/3 of women will experience. Ladies, why do your genitals hate you so much?
Dagwood222, It’s text.
KingJalopy, This happened too a stray kitten I found years ago. She had gotten pregnant and this happened. We had to put her down.
PrimarilyPrimate, Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but… That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.
gregorum, “Walk it off”
— coach
No, my torn ligaments need to rest and heal, asshole, not to endure further trauma. Get me some ice!
son_named_bort, Take a salt tablet.
cheese_greater, Puttin’ it on ice, bitches
SheerDumbLuck, The Toronto horse cops carried around trading cards for their horses as a part of a PR campaign. Ask a cop for one!
Just another way for you to be disappointed by the police. Can’t even do PR right.
captain_aggravated, 
“Count your blessings.”
Useless fucking platitude that’s synonymous with “You aren’t the person who is absolutely the worst off, so being upset with your lot is inappropriate.”
See also “At least you have your health.”
moosetwin, 
I think a lot of people here misread ‘favorite’ as ‘least favorite’
HenriVolney, If something bad happens, just try to forget it. You’ll feel better!
Spider89, No cop, no stop.
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