NoneYa,

“Be careful!” Oh thanks for the reminder because I wasn’t planning on being careful 👍

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I honestly don’t think little kids understand what people mean when they say “be careful”. When my kids were younger, I’d say something like “be careful the sidewalk is icy!” and they’d just run full speed and slip on the ice.

I think kids just think “be careful” is just something nice you say like “good luck”.

NoneYa,

Yours was definitely informative and I think partly because of your intentions but also because of the statement after about the danger that was there that they may not have been aware of.

The ones I’m referring to are the typical greetings where it’s just “be careful” or “drive safe”.

I know the intention is meant well but always still struck me as an odd way to greet someone.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Burn your garbage. Burning garbage makes smoke that goes up into the sky and becomes stars.

cheese_greater, (edited )

I wanna say its wrong but I don’t know enough about star formation to dispute it?!

Rhynoplaz,

Really, EVERYTHING originated from star dust, so you’re just returning it to the source!

Guest_User,

Well not everything. I don’t think stars produce neutrons

Fluffy_Ruffs,

Smoking cigarettes will suffocate the toxins in the apple skins sitting in your stomach.

Lifecoach5000,

Snorting nose drugs are good for your sinuses

cheese_greater,

Luv me some nose clams

KingJalopy, (edited )
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Actually I’ve had a bad case of covid for like 4 days now and haven’t been able to breathe out of my nose. While not technically nose drugs, I took one of my wife’s Adderall and like magic I’m breathing through my nose again. Still feel terrible and can’t sleep now but I’m no longer a mouth breather. I couldn’t sleep last night because my mouth would dry out every 5 minutes so bad I’d have to take a drink of water every few minutes then pee.

cheese_greater,

Amphetamine used to be used exactly for this, its why Sudafed or gtfo when it comes to blocked nose

LinkOpensChest_wav,

“You’ve got to love him – he’s your brother, after all.”

Yeah, he’s my brother who would get angry and destroy all my things when we were young, my brother who sexually abused my youngest sibling, my brother who launched into a homophobic rant against my mom during a time when she had cancer, a brother who cheated on and verbally and physically abused his first wife, a brother who probably drove my nephew to suicide.

No, fuck him. I don’t love him, and I never will.

Bakachu,

Yeah I’d say that’s got to be triggering to hear. How do you respond to “advice” like that normally? Assuming it’s from someone who actually knows your brother.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I never have any response that’s likely to be edifying or helpful, so I typically respond with, “Well, I don’t,” and try to disengage. That’s usually enough.

bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

If you take a level of rogue you can disengage as a bonus action

Bakachu,

Sounds like a good strategy. Less is more.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Some conversations are just not worth having, and I need to pick my battles

tacosanonymous,

“Calm down.”

cheese_greater,

SIR?!

cheese_greater, (edited )
  • 4/7/8 breathing is better advice :)
  • also Physiological sigh
KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

It’s that like “in, hold, out”?

cheese_greater,

You gotter, crocodile!

ilmagico,

One thing that’s sure to make things worse is to tell an angry person to “calm down”…

hellothere, (edited )

“If you were just more positive you’d not be complaining about being depressed all the time”.

And/or

“Have you tried just being happy for once?”

frogfruit,

Aka fake it til you make it

ArmoredThirteen,

Putting in my unasked for opinion that we should popularize ‘flail it til you nail it’

Rhynoplaz,

I don’t know, this one has pretty much carried me through the last 40 years. There’s definitely worse advice.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yea same here but in a different way than what people usually mean. Don’t fake being rich until you are. I was and to a certain extent still am socially anxious and bad at talking to people and holding conversations. I started faking being more socially adept than I actually was by copying people I knew who were extroverts and by observing peoples interactions in the wild. Eventually I did get better with both and have no issue with either, although I do need some time to recharge later on after social interactions.

gregorum,

“Walk it off”

— coach

No, my torn ligaments need to rest and heal, asshole, not to endure further trauma. Get me some ice!

son_named_bort,

Take a salt tablet.

cheese_greater,

Puttin’ it on ice, bitches

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t try to bullshit me, I’m a bullshit artist.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

If I ever told my dad, “are you shitting me?”, he’d reply with, “I’d never shit you, you’re my favorite turd.”

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol love that one. My uncle was the one that used the Bullshit line on me

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

“Your ____ hurts? Stub your toe then you won’t notice it as much.”

cheese_greater,

This has the same cadence as my appleseeds one 🙃

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