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STUPIDVIPGUY, in OPs dad is furious that his mom slept with other people in an open marriage dad wanted.

Lol I think I remember this story. Hilarious to watch bigots and misogynists just ruining their own lives with their own stupidity.

SomeoneElse,

I don’t think I’ve ever read of a positive outcome when one married partner suggests they open the relationship out of the blue. The lack of foresight is astounding!

Dick_Justice, in I got a fridge lockbox and it’s destroying my relationship
@Dick_Justice@lemmy.world avatar

Oh my gosh, are straight people doing okay out there?

Little8Lost,
@Little8Lost@lemmy.world avatar

mayhaps, but i think that this is something that all sexualities have
i mean i ate the snacks of my partner and i am ace…
(that was super sweet stuff that someone gifted him and he does not like super sweet stuff)

Dick_Justice,
@Dick_Justice@lemmy.world avatar

I was just joking… referencing the old Reddit sub /rAreTheStraightsOkay

Little8Lost,
@Little8Lost@lemmy.world avatar

I should have known (slap on my face)
i was on an meme ace subreddit where this was a running gag too

fiestapinguino, in I [22M] am in medical school and my fiancee [22F] freaked out after seeing a diagram of a vagina in my anatomy textbook. Together for 6 yrs. I don’t know what to do.

Wow. I don’t know what to say.

That’s rough buddy

WTFisthisOMGreally, in Working within Lemmy’s limits

Idk but I really appreciate you doing this!

WTFisthisOMGreally,

I’m not the writer; I just got his/her permission to post them.

WTFisthisOMGreally, in OOP wants to give a big gift without making it weird

I remember reading the original of this! Best of indeed.

BlondieBuff, in OPs dad is furious that his mom slept with other people in an open marriage dad wanted.

Swole mom being a boss bitch, you love to see it.

BlondieBuff, in OOP wants to give a big gift without making it weird

What a sweet story!

Thesongthatneverends, in OOP’s dog ate her neighbour’s drone. Neighbour takes her to small claims court which ironically is the best thing that happens to OOP.

I wonder if the FAA will end up doing anything? How satisfying that the jerk neighbor got his comeuppance. A+ on finding the dog tax!

Thesongthatneverends, in I [22M] am in medical school and my fiancee [22F] freaked out after seeing a diagram of a vagina in my anatomy textbook. Together for 6 yrs. I don’t know what to do.

Man, thank goodness he didn’t drop out of school and let a relationship derail his life like that. It sounds like she wasn’t who he thought she was at all. Thank goodness they’re both young and she has time to grow up, and they both have time to find their true partners.

Drusas, in Sat down on my friend's MacBook and broke it, offered to pay her the money for it but now she wants more because "she was upgrading anyway" so it's this or she will sue me in small claims court.

Sorry for being topic adjacent, but.... Is this the point of this community/magazine? To recycle old reddit content? Because I subscribed with the assumption that it would be about the best posts here in the fediverse, new content.

Little8Lost,

i dont really have a problem with that, i mean on reddit we had posts from every other platform like 4Chan, Twitter & co too
Difference here is that reddit is the source and will be for the first few weeks the main one because it has content

1chemistdown,
@1chemistdown@kbin.social avatar

Exactly! People need to put Reddit to bed over here. Let’s make it about here. Morn yes, but come up with new stuff. Or at least copy the model but make it fedi specific.

Aurenkin,

A day may come when the community of Reddit fails, when they forsake their subs, and break all bonds of modship. But it is not this day.

An hour of greed, and shattered promises, as the age of Reddit come crashing down, but it is not this day.

This day we repost!

By all that you hold dear on this good Fediverse, I bid you post, lemmites of the world!

utopianfiat,

The point of this community is to be the fediverse version of BestOfRedditorUpdates. If you want to contribute content from the Fediverse you are free to do so, but until that point I’m content to read content from wherever it’s gathered.

If you don’t want to read it, nobody is forcing you to be here.

ImHonestlyNotSure,

We arent gonna get more peolple if there isnt any content to retain people with. If you want fediverse updates, then please post some. Right now, there arent any instances that generate updates in the first place. So this is whats gonna happen until we get more instances made that generate stories.

Drusas,

I have been very active on the fediverse, but I can't do so on every single community.

Auzzeren,
@Auzzeren@lemmy.world avatar

Probably for now tbh - as Lemmy gets more posts/content, I imagine it will swing over to best Lemmy updates. There’s a few communities/magazines re-created over here but not a ton of content to share just yet!

Little8Lost, in OOP: My girlfriend buried all of my beans in the woods and won't tell me where

BEANS

Deez, in I got a fridge lockbox and it’s destroying my relationship

Thanks for sharing!

jesterraiin, in OOP's 9 year old sister was sent to boarding school but never came back. OOP suspects foul play and thinks parents and grandma are involved

What is OOP and why re-post things from Reddit to Lemmy and also link it there?

holgersson,

OOP is Original OP, so the original author of the thread. It is common in repost-subreddit like “Best of updates” to specify that “I”, “me” and so on in the post do not refer to the person posting, but to the original author

jesterraiin,

What is OP, then?

And why make Reddit 2.0 of Lemmy if people can simply go to Reddit?

holgersson,

OP is Original Poster. So, it’s kinda redundant to call it original original poster, but thats what stuck.

I also dont like all of the bots copying reddit posts to Lemmy, however it might help with search engine results. People dont want to go to Reddit because of the stupid update to the API terms, which is why a lot of them flock to Lemmy, because whether we like it or not - Lemmy is basically the same thing as reddit, except federated. If it grows, the community of Lemmy will be near identical to that of Reddit, or at least that of Reddit some years ago, and not just fediverse and OSS enthusiasts.

jesterraiin,

It is in fact the very first time I see someone saying “OOP” instead of just “OP”. Hence the question.

If Lemmy will be a copycat of Reddit, people won’t migrate. You don’t win people’s hearts by feeding them content they already know from elsewhere.

JackbyDev,

If you don’t want to read the post you don’t have to read the post.

jesterraiin,

Fret not, I didn’t at all, since I feel strong aversion towards reposts.

It’s just that it appeared on my feed and I couldn’t decipher wtf “oop” is.

JackbyDev,

As a Java developer I have trouble not seeing it as object oriented programming!

utopianfiat,

Seriously, if you don’t like it nobody is forcing you to look at it. It’s a federated network, stop gatekeeping like you have a claim to the whole fediverse. Sorry, but it’s fucking obnoxious.

jesterraiin,

If you don’t like me not liking it, then entertain the idea that you’re not forced to interact with me in any way whatsoever. It’s free world, so stop being an obnoxious gatekeeper, dude.

Jesus Christ, those online crusaders…

utopianfiat,

Yeah man I’m crusading for self-awareness and trying to get you some

Rooty, in OOP's 9 year old sister was sent to boarding school but never came back. OOP suspects foul play and thinks parents and grandma are involved

Yeah, these long posts with frequent updates are 100% fiction. Please don’t bring this serverspace wasting crap on Lemmy.

zaph,

One of my favorite things about the internet is that if I don’t like something I can go look at something else.

Aatube,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

There was only one update though, I’m not sure what your suspicion is.

WhoRoger, in Company throws a corporate retreat at a plantation in southern Alabama with a period-appropriate costume ball, only black guy that works for the company shows up dressed as a slave.
@WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

That’s such a weird thing. I guess the equivalent would be if a company in Europe would want to run a WWII-theme party.

On one hand, it’s dumb in the cultural/sensitivity sense, on the other hand it would be cool if we could leave the past be. Nobody seems to have an issue with throwing a party with the theme of Napoleonic era, or the Victorian era, or WWI, or the French revolution or whatnot.

I wonder what’s needed for these things to also pass into history as “so yep, that’s what happened. Anyway check out these sick uniforms”.

EhList,
@EhList@lemmy.world avatar

The thing is the other events still don’t hold the sense of evil the Confederacy holds. The CSA was an evil cause with the goal of perpetuating chattel slavery and white supremacy.

Im not sure Europe could have an equivalent unless it was celebrating colonial abusiveness somehow? Maybe the Belgians could do a Congo themed party celebrating their crimes there? Short of doing a Nazi Party themed event I don’t believe Europe has anything comparable.

JBloodthorn,
@JBloodthorn@kbin.social avatar

We dress up as pirates now, so probably about that same amount of time.

flipht,

The difference between Napoleonic, victorian, etc. eras vs. slavery and/or WW2 is that we have a subsection of the population that has been very clear that they see themselves as the spiritual successors to the slaveholders AND the Nazis, and that given a chance they will try to re-enact those policies.

People can have fun with historical periods that don't have direct current events tie-ins, but when normal people are confronted with weird fascist dog whistles, it gets very uncomfortable very quickly.

WhoRoger,
@WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

We also have literal pirates in the seas, and that doesn’t stop us from playing pirates. We have wars, and that isn’t stopping us from playing soldiers.

We shouldn’t let a bunch of morons spoil everything.

FabioTheNewOrder,

And yet those who call for the actual re-enactment of those filthy activities are (rightfully) shunned and mocked by the same people around them.

A thing is a child playing pirate or soldier, another thing is an adult partaking a themed party showing up dressed as a literal slave owner. If you cannot tell the difference between these two situations I’d advise you to show up dressed as Hitler at the next jewish-themed party you might be invited to. Maybe you’ll learn a valuable lesson.

WhoRoger,
@WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

That’s kind of a shitty thing to advise, don’t you think? This is why we can’t never discuss anything.

FabioTheNewOrder,

Well, if you can recognise my advice as a shitty one you should also be able to understand how your reasoning was shit-tier as well.

Bring shit to the table, eat shit at the table.

Next time you’d like to have a constructive conversation try bringing something edible as a guest to the discussion

WhoRoger,
@WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

Sigh

FabioTheNewOrder,

Don’t cry, if you are clever enough you could use this exchange as a lesson to learn something to help you with your future discussions.

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

You. I like you.

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

You can tell Lemmy has fully replaced R*ddit because we’re already having Hitler arguments

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