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Smoogs, in Offering solutions is annoying

For those who refer to themselves as ‘their nature to fix things’: you know who else just goes out of control fixing things and can’t stop? cancer cells. They don’t do too well in reading the room either. You are more than just a cell. You have ears to listen and eyes to read and a brain capable of understanding how empathy works.

Lexam, in Wallets

That’s a fucking moopsy! Run! Fucking run!

Crul, in Wallets
runswithjedi, in Final Patch - by MonkeyUser.com

I usually throw my hands up and shout “wheeeee!” when pushing to production.

TootSweet, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

“Rizz” isn’t really a thing… right?

can,

I have some bad news

trashgirlfriend,

Lil bro really took an L

falsem,

Yeah, he really got rizzed

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lemme sprinkle some rizz on ya.

It’s a totally real thing. And those of us with massive amounts of it can spurt it onto others in volume, resulting in some serious trance.

Which is funny, because with enough rizz, you can spurt some serious jizz onto others, resulting in some serious results as well.

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

Consent is sexy, but I guess rizz ain’t askin’.

Fredselfish, in Wallets
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Well he will be afraid now.

geissi, in Gotta be thinking about that reusability

Except this skull is unusable now because skulls are not closed at the bottom and someone seems to have cut off the top.
Also the “skulls of your enemies” industry usually doesn’t use the whole body. Quite wasteful if you ask me.

OutlierBlue,

However removing humans from the planet is extremely good for the environment.

GBU_28,
  1. Somebody lacks a skull prep guy
  2. Somebody lacks a body guy
oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

They use the rest of the skeleton to make gummy bears.

NakariLexfortaine,

See, you’re only looking at one part of the skeletal recycling economy. Sure, the skull companies only want the skulls, but the rest can be easily sold off to other parts of the industry.

Even within the skull industry, it’s a constant drip down. If a skull isn’t good for the Skull Throne, you send it out to the Cup people, who might send it to Goblet to decide, and so on.

The rest of the body, not even just the skeleton, is dispersed amongst these different branches as needed, and whatever isn’t usable directly can always get shipped off to the pig farm.

It’s quiet a nice, clean system. Wouldn’t you love to be part of such a economic feat?

coffinwood,

Femur xylophones! From men and women for men and women. And don’t forget the kids!

DarkMessiah,

The xylophone makers tend to prefer ribcages for the actual instrument, though they do use the femurs for the sticks quite often.

Car,

I’d think the skull is unusable without any processing anyways. Coffee is slightly acidic and bones will dissolve over time. Plus, bones are porous not unlike terra cotta pots. You’d need to glaze the interior or something after you seal the major holes

grue,

I see you’ve put some thought into this.

hOrni, in Hiya, neighbor [deliberatelyburied]

Fifth could be “Hey Ya! Neighbor” With Andre 3000 on the other side of the fence.

otter, in Final Patch - by MonkeyUser.com
netwren, in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

Love that the robot is having to use the laptop to look it up.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

And is judgy about people wearing out when robots have the exact same issue.

MxM111, in "Book Club" by War and Peas
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Why would anyone murder an axe?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

“The axe forgets but the tree remembers”

Meanwhile a seedling is plotting it’s revenge

Kusimulkku, in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

The absolute cringe from the second to last panel

aesthelete,

Points deducted for missing an opportunity to use the word penultimate.

Kusimulkku,

Fuck, didn’t even realize that

KISSmyOS, in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have “network connectivity problems”.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s weird. My other doctor said “skynet activated”

soundingcock, in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck
MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

offensive spam account, please ban forever

Masimatutu,

DO NOT click on the link, it contains horrible gore images without any warning

nehal3m, (edited )

You might be tempted, like I was, because sometimes this kind of thing is a trope and the link actually shows cute images. It does for the first page, but as soon as you scroll you’ll see actually horrible shit.

This is not a cutesy plot twist it-was-cute-after-all, there’s some sick shit. Just skip the curiosity on this one.

edit: Oh and report the asshole if you can.

Smoogs, in Offering solutions is annoying

Venting is important as a support person. Sometimes it really is just being there for the person.

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