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soundingcock, in "Book Club" by War and Peas
Denvil, (edited )

Bot spamming a link

Edit: according to another comment this link contains gore, so click at your own risk

abbadon420, in Cat & Girl in "One Man's 90s Trash"

This is like how many people with natural curly hair spend hours to staighten their hair and people with straight hair spend tons to get nice curly hair.

unreachable, in A happy ending
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

the only correct response

AVincentInSpace, in Movie date [beetlemoses]

that woman’s name? mabel pines

ADHDefy,
@ADHDefy@kbin.social avatar

My name? Uh... Normal... Man?!

Thranduil,

You think he might be pinkie pie.

Its from a youtube poop incase you are curious. It was called gravity faaf no idea if it still exists

rebelsimile, in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

B-but according to lots of people we’re denying the content creators their revenue if we don’t stare at their ads like pathetic little sheep. Won’t somebody think of the advertisers???

Hiro8811,

Fuck em advertisers

StupidBrotherInLaw, (edited )

Not my fault they decided to work in an exploitative field.

Abolish slavery? But who will employ the slave masters?!

Kusimulkku,

Not my fault they decided to work in an exploitative field.

I thought that was every field under capitalism

StupidBrotherInLaw,

I think some are more exploitative than most. I work in a field that isn’t directly exploitative but effectively facilitates exploitation by others. Fields like advertising directly exploit others.

AutistoMephisto,
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly! Whip cracking isn’t what anyone could call a transferrable skill! They went to school for years to learn how to use it, it’s all they know! If we get rid of slavery, their degrees go to waste!

Learn to code, slaver!

deweydecibel,

Content creators aren’t the enemy here, at least not the smaller scale ones. They often have no other sources of revenue.

rebelsimile,

wha? If you like someone’s content and are concerned about their income, give them a dollar.

peregrine_falcon, in Cat & Girl in "One Man's 90s Trash"

And thus I discover Cat and Girl. Really nice! Thank you for posting.

don, in "Snood" by TheyCanTalk

Duck: (nods appreciatively, then walks away.)

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Til the very next day.

bionicjoey,

Waddle waddle

BeigeAgenda, in Movie date [beetlemoses]
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Reminds me of LRR’s Panalysts - Becky with the big teeth: youtu.be/JtgxkT1si44

RebekahWSD,
@RebekahWSD@lemmy.world avatar

A great video, love Loading Ready Run. Missed most of this year’s Desert Bus though.

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Geez I’ve been following LRR for 15 years and this is a series I’ve never watched

BeigeAgenda,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

The Panalysts are worth the watch, the successor to Feed dump but as a panel show, and this time everything is made up so you don’t have to feel bad for Florida Man, and nobody smuggles anything in their pants.

After LRR started streaming, you have to choose your favorite shows because watching everything is a full time job.

swagamuffin, (edited ) in How much for a gram?
boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

I reckon the censored version is funnier. His expression with the pie is perfect

PotjiePig,

Agree.

stepanzak, in The problem solver [workchronicles]

The message at the bottom sounds like pretty shitty move.

qooqie,

Glad I’m not the only one that saw that, seems like a super terrible move unless you have a huge audience on your newsletter anyways

Lucidlethargy,

I was going to disagree with you, then I realized this author has a full website. So yeah, I agree.

ShaggySnacks,

Not really, as the Oatmeal put in their comic.

The newsletter means you are not behold to the almighty algorithm and have to pay money to a corporation to encourage your content to be promoted to followers.

stepanzak,

Please see my response to similar comment. They specifically stopped posting to their website to force people to sign up for the newsletter.

Whelks_chance,

It’s their content, they can do anything they like with it. The “shitty move” is demanding someone else’s effort be delivered to to for free in exactly the way you define, and insulting them for not doing so.

douglasg14b, (edited )
@douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

Why?

If I put work into making entertaining material, it’s 100% within my rights to publish it where I want to publish it. It’s mine, I made it, if I only want to post it on my personal website or newsletter who are you to say I cannot?

Calling that a shitty move is in itself an entitled, shitty move.

stepanzak,

Please see my responses to the responses to my comment. I agree it’s 100% within the author’s rights, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be a shitty move.

skulblaka, (edited )
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

Message at the bottom sounds like someone trying to distance themselves from reddit and Twitter. It's an excellent move that I support completely. It's free, the content gets delivered to you directly upon it being uploaded, and a newsletter doesn't want any extra data out of you other than an email address to send your letters to.

Also the comics will probably end up posted here anyway, since it doesn't ask you not to repost them, so why does it matter?

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

other than an email address to send your letters to.

No big deal! Totally not key to your digital identity or anything.

Also click tracking is a thing so this perceived boost in privacy isn’t even real.

stepanzak,

Why not just post the comics on the website like every other comic author does. Even this comic is normally posted on the workchronicles.com website, but for some reason, the author added this to the website:

📣 ANNOUNCING

NEWSLETTER NOVEMBER!

For the entire month of November, the comics will be posted only on my Email Newsletter.

Join now. It’s free!

Stopping posting on website and posting only in newsletter, which many people including me find extremely annoying and not the right tool for the job, can’t be excused by distancing from twitter or reddit.

cerement,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

at least posting on website means it shows up in my RSS reader …

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

newsletters can have trackers and shit built right in, and this is especially true when using a service to do the mailing. this is, of course, on top of the contact info and anything else requested at 'signup'. none of which needs to be 'required' when reading a web site or an author-submitted post somewhere. there's basically two reasons to lock content behind a 'newsletter': a paid sub is coming, or selling readers' data.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Just because they CAN have trackers doesn’t make them all bad. You do not know this mailing list does, so it is blatant fear mongering.

You may as well be complaining about how web cookies can be used for bad things. Is it true? Yes. Is it true everywhere? NO! And writing rules around it so ignorantly is how you get the GDPR clause where EVERYONE has a cookie warning popup and hides the tracking cookie options a couple pages in, so they STILL use tracking cookies, and now with legally “informed” consent!

The fear mongering made the situation WORSE because ignorant fucks were more afraid than informed.

Stop being an ignorant fearmonger.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t sound like you’ve been paying attention the last 20 years if you think this highly of tech companies

MotoAsh,

My opinion is about email, not tech companies. If they’re tracking you, it’s most likely not through email.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

…tech companies use email all day long to link digital data together. Most people who manage a newsletter do not write their own newsletter software. In fact practically none of them do. Ergo, you get tracked via newsletter also.

MotoAsh, (edited )

“They don’t use their own service” is not the same as, “this is evidence they do in fact track via email.”

What you don’t seem to realize is, the signup ITSELF is the data they want, and click through rates. You being on a mailing list is already ample tracking compared to what most people are bitching about… You’re GIVING them the info, then whining about them having it…

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

What a weird hill to die on.

No one is whining about being put on an email list at their own request. Which you obviously know. People were making the point that newsletters aren’t magically immune to data tracking.

You can bet your ass the MailChimp is sharing a fuckton of data with advertising partners in order to maximize sales to you. It’s not supposed to be controversial. I first just assumed this was something you hadn’t thought about. Sadly you seem hostile to information you hadn’t considered.

MotoAsh,

There is no hill to die on. You’re just too stupid to know how it actually works, so you assume it’s bad.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Moron opts for ignorance, convinced it’s enlightenment

MotoAsh,

You are the cave man screaming about how fire is hot instead of learning how to cook. I hope you’re proud of being the smartest moron.

TrickDacy, (edited )
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

What a great analogy. You just be really proud of your vast knowledge which includes: there exist tech companies who could easily sell your data but suddenly decided not to.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Note: They ALREADY HAVE YOUR DATA in this scenario. You’re like the fucking stupid soldier who wants to go back out there while they’re currently bleeding out… You’ve already lost by the point we’re talking about. They have your email. They have your interests. You’ve already visited their site and gotten their cookies to sign up…

If you even remotely want to see the email, they’re already tracking you far, FAR more than they’d be able to with email. Click on a link in there? Congratulations: It DOESN’T MATTER what’s in the email at that point. You’re back in their entire environment and you’ve signaled email helped get you there. Regardless of what was in the email.

You’re complaining about someone stealing food from your fridge and conveniently ignoring that they have to have access to your house to even try it in the first place…

wizardbeard,
@wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

GDPR requires companies to offer a “only neccessary cookies” option that is easily accessible. Anytime you find a site that works as you’ve described you can and should report them.

Also, there are plenty of options for blocking those popups and/or auto selecting only neccessary.

Landmammals, in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

I just don’t want any babies to get murdered

“stop being anti-Semitic”

JoShmoe, in A happy ending

Haters gonna hate

lawrence, in xkcd: Oceanography Gift

I don’t know why, but that makes me happy.

awesome357, in JPEG

It’s pronounced with a hard J because a soft GIF is just the post deed version of GILF…

Draegur, in Forever

No worries, homie!

He gave you IMMORTALITY, didn’t say nothin’ about remaining conscious!

And while suffocation due to CO2 accumulation doesn’t feel nice, HYPOXIA ON THE OTHER HAND FEELS AMAZING!

So:
step 1: shut off your oxygen feed and your suit heat
step 2: let the CO2 scrubbers do their job
step 3: breathe easy because you still have the ambient nitrogen mix component

pretty soon you’re gonna feel floaty, dizzy, and giddy - you’re gonna feel exhilarated, a real I CAN DO IT vibe - and then as a tingly and warm sensation engulfs your entire body, you will begin to feel HELLA sleepy.

then your immortal body will go into a state of persistent dormancy, preserved by the cold, purified by the radiation.

if you are EVER found (assuming you ever are… and if you aren’t, you won’t be in any condition to care!) and your rescuers expose you to an atmosphere your body can actually use, you will AWAKEN and be able to pick up however many days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries, or millennia later, and resume living a life, even if it isn’t necessarily the one you once knew.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

And should you be abducted by the gravity of any celestial body you will feel pain unimaginable for however long your nerves last, stranded on something that nobody else will ever discover to live out the heat death of the universe in a constant cycle of pain (if you can regenerate lost nerves) or as a mangled sentient* meat pile (if you can’t regenerate) all because you were given Immortality and not Invulnerability.

  • Assuming you haven’t entirely lost your mind by now.
FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

No. You won't feel pain if you're not conscious. What are you on about?

Also, you can see the Earth and Moon in the corner of the frame, he's not that far away. Probably in Earth orbit, or in near-Earth solar orbit. So the celestial body he's most likely to hit is Earth, which means he just wakes up after impact and everything's fine.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

You mistake invulnerability with immortality.

An immortal can still die they just aren’t effected by time.

Invulnerability would mean you can still die of age but your body is physically invincible.

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

I don't know what scenario you think we're discussing here. If the astronaut is capable of dying from damage then the comic doesn't work.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

My interpretation is that they are not, but they can be in eternal agony or be rendered a chunk of living meat that’s too damaged to sustain sapience.

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

If the astronaut is unable to sustain sapience then there's no problem. It's no different from regular death.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

True. It’s the best outcome if they’re unable to make it home. Gross, though.

But it IS a problem for the astronaut, as “I don’t want to die!” implied they didn’t want to lose sapience. Only a problem until it happens, of course, but then, so is death.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

By definition, an immortal should not be able to die, but it depends on the writer. You’re correct that nothing says they can’t experience pain, though.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve always seen the two as different but like you said it depends on the writer.

In my experience though “immortal” is mainly used in the sense that there’s no physically possible way for a mere human to kill said immortal.

It could also be the difference between something that’s biologically immortal (like lobsters who could theoretically grow forever due to their ability to reconstruct telomeres) and something physically immortal like certain atoms. Or event potentially something “essentially immortal” where by all accounts to human life they will outlive us by eons and there’s nothing we can do to even affect them let alone cause damage.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“Mortal” means “subject to death,” so without qualifiers “immortal” should mean something cannot die at all. But of course everything in the real world dies eventually, so when used on real things it’s being hyperbolic. Since there’s a supernatural being in the comic, all bets are off.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Fair enough

jacktherippah,

Lmfao I was reading the parent comment thinking “hey thats actually pretty decent” and then you hit me with this. Instant “oh…”

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