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tpyo, in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold

I had an ex who couldn’t fathom why in a walking dead/fallout scenario I’d personally not choose to trade with gold, but actual useful and tangible goods like food, ammo, salt, skills…

Their whole argument was gold has always been valuable so it’ll always be valuable and I was like “the fuck good would gold do me when I’m starving”

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. If anything, a gold coin is too much value in one piece. Like, who are you going to find with enough spare stuff to trade that would actually be worth the equivalent value of an ounce of gold?

I figure that someone with nothing but gold coin would end up with very very expensive food, and with some luck a very expensive gun of some kind.

I would expect that if I had a pile of gold, the first armed person to realize that I have that much gold would immediately shoot me to get the gold. Then the next half-crazed, highly stressed, armed individuals would take them out and the cycle continues.

AngryCommieKender,

Modern gold coins range from 1/10 of an oz to an oz. Your point still stands. Even 1/10 of an oz of gold is over $200

DillyDaily,

But the value of gold still relies on a majority of apocalypse survivor’s collectively deciding that gold has value. We could just, not.

Or why not bottle caps, shells, cool looking rocks, dry salt, sugar, nutmeg, pickles, …

Cooper would hold more value than gold, as a metal that can be worked and given practical application with even primitive metallurgy skills. Or silver, with it’s antimicrobial properties would still be more valuable than gold.

Unless we’re all surviving the apocalypse and still trying to make chips for iPhones, what good is gold?

Gold is a middle man within a trade economy.

captainlezbian,

Gold is workable, conductive, and non oxidizing. It’s also used for jewelry. So yeah not great for survival but if you’re using copper, gold is similar or better except for its rarity or iron is available and much better

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

It does rely on people deciding it has value. It’s not the people who are still mostly logical who would value gold the highest. That’s why I would expect a highly stressed, armed person hopped up on memories of apocalyptic ads to go “ooh, shiny” and instinctively shoot to get at the stockpile of gold.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Good thing I want to collect guns.

ours,

And if you have gold, someone with ammo will always find a way to “trade” for it.

Just a question of how fast the ammo goes during the exchange.

Boozilla,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you! It has never made sense to me, either. Hoarding gold did make some sense back in the day when you were fleeing a local or regional calamity, or could expect to see a return to relative normalcy in your lifetime. But if global civilization collapses from climate change or similar, gold will have no practical value to a refugee or survivalist.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why there’s a thriving bottlecap trade after the apocalypse.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8319f58e-f14c-4443-9a6e-921e6fdf89dc.png

chicken,

It’s valuable because barter economies aren’t real and don’t work. All the alternatives you mention are difficult to transport, not fungible, or not scarce, so they won’t work as a currency. Either we revert back to gift economies where distribution of goods happens within a community and follows cultural rather than economic rules, or the market settles on a currency for standardized arbitrary transactions between strangers that has the necessary properties of a currency.

AngryCommieKender,

I have a spice rack that takes up a large portion of my bugout bag. I guarantee that when I start cooking and whip out some Saffron, powdered Sumac Berries, and Turmeric for a rice dish, and people will just want me to stick around and cook for them. Especially since I also have my, my father’s, and my grandfathers BSA manuals, each of which has different pictures of various edible plants, herbs, and spices that can be found in the various parts of the world.

pigup, in Legibility [toonholechris]
Smoogs,

Oh shi. This is real.

perishthethought,

And then there’s Party Cannon. :)

Rolando,

bet Party Cannon is an unironic clown who usually does kid’s shows but someone hired them to play the concert as a prank.

TotallynotJessica, (edited )
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, Party Cannon goes hard.

Edit: OMG they sell booty shorts. I want some!

Edit 2: They don’t sell them right now. :(

Rolando,

Not really my style, but I admire them for doing a video inspired by Street Fighter II.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

GREAT way to stand out from the crowd, just look at all the attention they’re getting on that poster.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I love my metalhead brethren to bits but you gotta say this has real “let’s be different by being like everyone else” energy.

Cethin,

Except for Party Cannon. Those guys are probably fun.

ArcaneSlime,

That logo made me actually lol so I went to look them up. No regrets. Sounds basically exactly like I expected.

pigup,

this dude’s channel is dedicated to that exact issue youtu.be/iNHFsAXYby0?si=DjhsIRA2EJk939RM

mack7400,

Beat me to it.

Gutek8134, (edited )
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Top-left to bottom-right

July 10: Cattle Decapitation, Origin, Fallujah, The Zenith Passage, Gortuary, Aethere, Logistic Slaughter, Crash Syndrom, Cemetery Rapist, Stages of Decomposition, Embodied Torment, Purification by Fire, Impaled Offering, Decrepit Cadaver, Bloodscribe, Septicaemia

July 11: Psycroptic, Disentomb, No Zodiak, AlterBeast, Condemned, Parasitic Ejaculation, Arkaik, Epicardiectomy, The Kennedy Veil, (I have no idea), Party Cannon, Unit 731, Roadside Butchery?, No Altars, Ovid’s Withering, wolf king

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Cattle Decapitation

Now that’s just mean.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Why’s that mean?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What did a cow ever do to them?

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve heard that it’s meant to be a “go vegan, animals are hurt” kind of thing

ArcaneSlime,

The time I saw them live about 12yr ago there was like 11 people in the crowd, they toured with Devourment, me and one friend started a two person circle pit just us running in circles since the venue was empty, and the singer of cattle decap kept hocking loogies into the air and catching them back in his mouth, and one time he didn’t catch it and it landed right in one dudes dreads and they literally just spiderman meme pointed at each other while he kept singing. Fucking good times lmao.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Had he already used his trademark goblin singing tech?

ArcaneSlime,

This would’ve been 2010 during the Harvest Floor era, but I’m not sure I’m picking up what you’re putting down.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

IIRC, goblin singing is these melodics; nevertheless that’s the guy’s trademark and a source of envy in people who do metal vocals

FuglyDuck, in Correct priorities
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Well you see he’s working hard to keep the kids calm, right?

root_beer, in Correct priorities

Is this Perry Bible Fellowship? It’s been a minute since I’ve seen that strip.

blahsay,

I legit don’t know sorry. I’d never cut off the credit. A user call crul usually find the author which is lucky because I’m lazy 😅

Crul, (edited )

which is lucky because I’m lazy 😅

I’m starting to think it’s not a good idea to get people used to me adding the source all the time ¬¬_.

blahsay,

You’re the unsung hero of comic strips! Keep it up! 👍

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Nah, I think it’s Jake Likes Onions.

Decoy321,

Correct!

I remember it being one of the happier entries from that author.

aeronmelon, (edited )

If it were Perry, it would have gone in a very different direction.

RedditRefugee69, in Correct priorities

Little does he know, the dog’s a bitch

nevemsenki, in "Snailmailman" by LoadingArtist

One of the reasons I run often peeking downwards…

perishthethought, in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered

An oldie but a good… ie. I’ve referred to him as Green Mario ever since this first appeared.

Geert, in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Another L for Luigi

Annoyed_Crabby, in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered

Because it’s Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

aeronmelon,

The only good lore tidbit to come out of that deranged movie.

wander1236,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

That movie is a work of art. Who doesn’t love the extremely horny scene where Mario is trying to get the necklace back in a movie ostensibly made for kids?

DosDude,
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

Oh no! Sexual stuff for children! Better replace it with violence. That’ll keep the children clean.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the OG movie canon. Did they also do this in the old cartoon? I can’t remember

Annoyed_Crabby,

I’m just making the joke from that movie, but apparently Miyamoto also adapted that name for them haha

FuglyDuck, in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar
lvxferre, (edited ) in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar
Luigi Yoshi
Scared of ghosts Eats ghosts for breakfast
Gives Mario trouble Gives Mario a ride
Started out as "Mario for those who can’t play as Mario" Designed from the scratch as a character
Uses synthetic green dyes in his clothes to LARP as an environmentalist Has his own self-sustainable island, is naturally green
Weirdo in a costume A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR

Mama should disinherit Luigi and adopt Yoshi in his place.

maccentric, in Hilarious! (Only to six year olds)

Reminded me of this old gem: youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM?si=2qRW63is8lvTLN_N

Jiberish, in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered

I was just thinking of this the other day, but didn't I want to slog through my meme library to find it. Thank the gods for Geert!

Geert, (edited )
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

I’m subscribed to their Patreon and this one was displayed there. I think it might be their first comic too.

And you’re welcome ❤️

MxM111, in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

I know, I know! His name is Macoroni! No. Linguine!

RampantParanoia2365,

My cousin called him Fuckin Loogie. He wasn’t very good.

Crul, in Legibility [toonholechris]
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