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lugal, in "Round 'em up" by Extra Fabulous Comics

A hammer? I thought I’ll fight them with diabetes?

AllonzeeLV, in "Round 'em up" by Extra Fabulous Comics

A hammer?

I’d prefer a supersoaker with a backpack reservoir filled with Hawaiian Punch, please.

SpaceNoodle,

No, that’s using diabetes to fight children.

AllonzeeLV,

I used the diabetes to destroy the diabetes.

And also the children.

ElderWendigo, in "Double Rainbows" by The Other End comics

One of those rainbows should be inverted. -Buzz Killington

Nepenthe, in "Double Rainbows" by The Other End comics
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It's so bright, so vivid

illi,

What does it mean?!

frezik, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck

My wife and I hatewatch house hunting shows when we’re stuck up in a hotel sometimes.

What sometimes happen is something you can’t hatewatch. One episode of “Love it or List It” had a black family where mom had to do clear the kitchen table to do the office work she brought home, the older teenage boy had a bed too short and his legs hung over the edge, and grandma moved in and had to sleep in the same bed as the younger daughter. I can’t hatewatch that. This family is legit struggling with their current housing arrangements and needs a fix.

Then the next thing comes on, and it’s a white family where their biggest problems are that the house is too far from the golf course and the kids don’t all have their own bathrooms. Thank you, hatewatching gods, I can work with this!

offendicula, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck
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It's a verb and it's "hatewatching" 🙂

Honytawk,

But … why?

If I don’t enjoy something, I just turn on something I do enjoy.

Or is it really because they watched so much they don’t have anything they enjoy watching anymore?

frezik,

Me and my wife, in a hotel after a long day, because we can’t cast YouTube to the TV (which is becoming less common).

clark,
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Sometimes you gotta let steam off by yelling at a show. Better than yelling at people.

cvozbosher,

And then it bleeds into the internet and communities for fans of the show/movie/game get overrun with people who just want to complain. Complaining gets more engagement than enjoying and the hate rises to the top. And I’m sitting here wondering again: Why don’t you just watch things you enjoy and then go lift weights and/or talk to someone (good friend or therapist)?

Kichae, in A Real Adult

Most wrapping paper tubes are so thin these days that they won’t even hold up to a single swing, let alone a mighty death-blow.

Pons_Aelius, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck

Reality Tv in a nutshell. Programming that people can hate watch and feel superior.

GlitterInfection,

Plus it gives those of us who hate reality TV an excuse to hate watch our friends and loved ones who watch it and feel superior to them!

figaro, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Anyone have a source on this? I want more lol

Masimatutu,

Best I can do is this. Found it on Mastodon.

Johanno, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck

Be me:

watch on demand

Skip boring parts.

If skipping leads to 20% remaining watch time, drop it.

Regret even starting it and then start another shitty series which you know won’t entertain you

Duamerthrax,

I’ve noticed that I’ll give a show part way into its second season before dropping it if it’s annoying me. Sometimes a show fixes itself once it finds what it wants to be. Other times, it doubles down on the stupid. The Flash, RWBY, and the BSG remake were this way for me.

Deceptichum,
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Next level is watching YouTube summaries of shows and movies.

Viking_Hippie,

Next level after that is to forsake all joy and quality of life by skipping to the comments of the YouTube summaries without watching.

Texas_Hangover, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Meanwhile, my dog when the walls creak due to temperature changes and every other living thing in the house is asleep and doesn’t care:

HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM JUMP SCRATCH HOLY FUCK!

FlyingSquid, in A Real Adult
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Cardboard tubes aren’t light sabers, they’re trumpets. Everyone knows that. Jeez.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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I use them to make cow noises 🐮

FuglyDuck,
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They’re trumpets to challenge one’s mortal foes to a ligthsaber duel. Then they’re ligthsabers.

FlyingSquid,
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Ok, fair.

agamemnonymous,
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Then they become nunchaku

al177,

Before trumpeting you’re obligated to yodel “RIIIICOLAAAAA” through a cardboard tube, much as a father must clack tongs before tending a grill.

JDPoZ,
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Similar to how one must engage and disengage a pen’s tip-retracting function at least 3 times before using.

al177,

Ah yes, the GoldenEye reflex.

_dev_null, in Why have you excluded me?!
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CADmonkey, in A Real Adult

Nobody else has a wife who battles against them with the wrapping paper tubes?

wethegreenpeople, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

Letterboxd is pretentious, which is a good way to find ✨cinema✨, but if you just want to turn your brain off and watch an Adam Sandler movie or something, letterboxd is not the platform to look at reviews

wander1236,
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Unless you’re reading the reviews to find silly shitposts

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