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Norgur, in A Real Adult

You know that you've reached adulthood the moment you realize that being a child was where it was at and all that acting super grown up you did as a child and teen was really, really wasted time.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

We acted like adults because too often we were undermined for being children. We mistook being taken seriously and being grown up.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

  • C.S. Lewis
azertyfun,

Nah, you’re an adult when you realize other people’s expectations of adulthood don’t apply to you.

For me childhood was miserable, and being a financially independent adult with the freedom to pursue my own hobbies is where it’s really at. I could go to a hardware store and build my own friggin lightsaber right now. Or buy a faithful replica online. That’s just objectively the same, but better.

navitux, in "Round 'em up" by Extra Fabulous Comics
@navitux@lemmy.world avatar

good one XD

Hotdogman, in A Real Adult

Temptation leads to the dark side…

A Sith I am it seems.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Absolutely.

GlitterInfection, in "Round 'em up" by Extra Fabulous Comics

“In that case, here’s $5.”

VikingHippie,

That’ll get you 20 seconds and a minigun.

Sharkwellington, in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck

What I’ve started doing is telling myself “I’m going to shoot for 7-8 hours of sleep.” When I hit the point where it’s 8 hours before I need to wake up, I settle in and try to sleep but feel a lot less stressed about it because I’ve given myself an hour of acceptable leeway.

CareHare, in Why have you excluded me?!

My dog only trips when I take a shit. Not my wife. Not my daughter. But when I go, it’s Howlin’ time™.

Lepsea,

It’s a covering fire. Homie just wants to mask all that noise that you make inside there

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Animals being bros

Donjuanme, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

Screw movie reviews, watch the trailer (unless you’re stupid anti spoiler like myself) or find a recommendation site/individual reviewer that vibes with you, would you trust half the population to have similar taste to yourself, no? Well there goes half the ratings right away.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh if you watch a trailer you’ve already seen the good parts so just mark it off your list.

Streaming services and movie theaters hate this one weird trick!

VikingHippie,

If all the good parts can fit into a trailer, it’s already an awful movie, though 🤷

Discoslugs,
@Discoslugs@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh if you watch a trailer you’ve already seen the good parts so just mark it off your list.

Lmao this is why I exclusively watch obscure 1980s body horror.

HowManyNimons, in "Double Rainbows" by The Other End comics

So intense.

Lizardking27, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

Just form your own opinions instead of looking for someone else’s to parrot.

Belgdore,

How do I use my own opinion about a movie that I have not seen to decide whether I will enjoy the movie or not?

Lizardking27,

You’re asking me how to tell the future? You can’t. Just watch the movie then decide whether you like it. Why do I have to explain this to you?

Belgdore,

Because I don’t want to pay $20 and spend 2 and a half hours to decide whether I wanted to spend $20 and two and a half hours on that thing.

Reviews exist to help people decide. Of course they won’t be exactly my opinion, but they can tell me whether the experience will be worth my time and money. Or at least if the movie contains stuff that I definitely wouldn’t want to see.

Stumblinbear,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Thousands of movies are released each year. Are you watching them all?

massive_bereavement,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar
  1. Watch the movie.
  2. Write yourself a review.
  3. Get a concussion strong enough to cause temporarily* amnesia.
  4. Read the review and decide if you would watch the movie.

*No such a thing.

outer_spec, in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m a college student and I approve of this meme

troyunrau, in "Office Purrsonnel" by Loading Artist
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

This cracks me up. The ole switcheroo punchline haha

spez, in Why have you excluded me?!

Man… I want a dog!

the_third,

Have dog, can confirm it is awesome given the right circumstances.

CaptFeather,

One of mine likes to eat cat poop, so that’s pretty cool

PsychedSy,

That’s what doggy gates are for. Homie thinks it’s a candy bar buffet.

Bondrewd,

Spez here?!

Pinklink,

I mean if anyone knows how shit that other place is to use…

Johanno, (edited )

Lol it’s a nice trolling Account.

But for reasons I have to say!

Fuck u/spez

gnutrino,

They’re pretty awesome

CeruleanRuin,

Meh

Fredselfish, in The five stages of grief 🔞
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Besides the angry panel not looking angry the rest is good especially the acceptance panel.

balderdash9, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

The chad humans, chasing prey beyond the brink of exhaustion

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/b2308c1e-bce5-4d96-ac38-464b779a9226.webp

SlopppyEngineer,

It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity! Or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop!.. ever… until you are dead!

How animals feel about humans

ininewcrow, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I check through RT, IMDB, Google Reviews, Letterboxd and average them all out.

You have to dig into RTs reviews and look at the critics average and the audience average (you can often find a film with 80% critic approval and 20% audience approval … and the site will only post the critics rating)

When doing your research … also look at the number of votes … if 100 members voted 90% chances are those are all movie production promoters boosting numbers. IMDB usually has higher numbers of votes for everything which gives a more reasonable average.

dmention7,

I get what you’re saying, but IMO a 2 hour movie is too low stakes to warrant spending more than a minute or two glancing at reviews, which is why RT and IMDB are nice, even if the summary score isn’t totally reliable.

Am I interested in it from a quick synopsis or trailer?

Are the reviews generally at least mixed or better?

If the answer to both those is Yes, there’s a good enough chance I’ll enjoy it to give it a shot.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

My favorite are the three/four minute action sci-fi trailers … you basically get to watch a two hour film in four minutes.

dmention7,

Some movies are just an excuse to eat an obscene bowl of popcorn and watch pretty explosions 😅

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I totally agree … I keep telling this to my wife who wants to watch dramas, love stories and period stories set in the early 1900s or in Europe.

Sometimes I just want to turn off my brain and watch pretty pictures.

I know it’s dumb and that’s the point. If it’s all I ever watched, I would classify that as dumb.

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